Facial paralysis

[neurondeath]

Yep, the title is accurate. My ratio was pretty good until I smashed my face into the concrete badly. I don't have a good career, education, yet I do have a long term relationship.

I want to improve my facial harmony again, regardless.

Basically, the left side of my face drops slightly because I smacked it hard as fuck on the concrete . Is there a way forward thorough this? I already started working out and taking hair meds because I can't be a droopy faced lanklet with no hair. Im also 1/8th native, which means I have white skin and c***k eyes.

 

[Suomi Volksgrenadier]

Smash yourself on the right side??? It's an easy to solve problem, you're just not trying enough to solve everything

 

[neurondeath]

Smash yourself on the right side??? It's an easy to solve problem, you're just not trying enough to solve everything

Do you feel confident enough ngl to tell me where exactly on the right side of my face I need to exactly fkcin hit to make it all symmetrical again?

 

[neurondeath]

Do you feel confident enough ngl to tell me where exactly on the right side of my face I need to exactly fkcin hit to make it all symmetrical again?

Edit: muh bonesnaxk brooo.

 

[Perceval]

incoherent

 

[Suomi Volksgrenadier]

Do you feel confident enough ngl to tell me where exactly on the right side of my face I need to exactly fkcin hit to make it all symmetrical again?

It was a joke nga, but if you want, hit your face on exactly parallel side (for example: you hit 30 percent of your left face, so you hit 30 percent on right side) (it won't work i think)

 

[neurondeath]

incoherent

I don't even laugh at the idea of bone smashing, because I have a clear understanding of the way that Wolff's law has fuck3d my face up. Is the incoherence coming from inside the house?

 

[Perceval]

I don't even laugh at the idea of bone smashing, because I have a clear understanding of the way that Wolff's law has fuck3d my face up. Is the incoherence coming from inside the house?

still incoherent

 

[neurondeath]

still incoherent

This isn't even an attempt at trolling. It's like, a poor imitation

 

[Perceval]

This isn't even an attempt at trolling. It's like, a poor imitation

dont fall into the pavement again bud