@Dean @nana @Randomized Shame this actually took me like 2 hours
It’s a quiet day on the forum for 2Beau, @milkjar who somehow still has posting privileges Is larping from his mom’s basement , @kim k is lurking and handing out likes as if she’s operah and @vespertine makes another thread why being white and having a BBC is hard. Then @Dean the eternal chadlite posts on off-topic ‘Official User Cruise 2025 Chad edition (mandatory psl rating at boarding)’. The thread explodes, cope threads get abandoned, I know this is my one shot, I’ve gotta go to slay foids and prove I’m not a truecel fraud! By cheer luck, begging and sending feet pics to @Gengar I get accepted to go on the cruise!
Months pass and it’s time to go on the cruise, Members on this cruise consist of the mods, all the known foids @Starlet @giga.mia @rickydickydoodahgrimes @grace , @Ghoultune … , @snow (femboy) @Thebird @trueceljester (why is he here?) @iblamecurlyhair @vespertine (still complaining about his BBC) @homiespidy @+Enrique+ @Shkypot , @Blackpillirony ….
Everything is going well, I even got a few pity slays from foids who were to drunk to notice my UEE. The only problem is @Starlet she’s latched onto me, won’t let go and keeps calling me "her forum CL".I try passing her off to @homiespidy , he just looks at me like I offered him a sub5 landwhale and walks away. THEN IT HAPPENS!
@Kaligula567 the permabanned shizo doxxer who got mogged into oblivion by @Blackpillirony came for revenge. The doxxing didn’t satisfy him anymore and he recruited an actual somali pirate to take revenge on the forum for being banned and getting roasted by everyone on off topic. He strikes hard but silently. While @BigDihDiddy was reading his newest high iq dark triad poetry, @Kaligula567 and his somali pirates storm the hall AK’s out. They round up all the foids and moids. Somehow I’m able to escape and save lhtb @rickydickydoodahgrimes as if the PSL gods were smiling down on me. We hide in the bonesmashing room, the only sounds being the distant sound of boots and muffled orders in somali. @rickydickydoodahgrimes is pressed against the wall I can feel her breathing in my neck. I swallow, lean in , and whisper. “We could… make it out of this together.” She turns her head slowly, looking at me with pity. Then she speaks, quiet and final “Bro.. your perpetual fissure is giving me uncanny vibes. Hard pass, I’d rather get kidnapped” The words land like a cold blade, I nod once , no cope. We discuss the plan and it’s simple we ambush and bonesmash the pirates one by one and take their weapons true James Bond style.
First contact is a lone pirate on the deck, I sneak up on him and bonesmash him to tera giga chad leaving him unconscious, he drops, I grab the AK, hand numb. We keep going. Two more down by the jacuzzi… everything is going well but exhaustion is getting to @rickydickydoodahgrimes and me. The final pirates and @Kaligula567 who has been larping for hours on end and simping are with the forum who is being held captive in the big hall where everything went down it’s all or nothing. We storm inside the hall ak’s in both hands it’s a standoff sweat running down our faces, no sudden movements, fingers on the trigger. @Blackpillirony gives a small, grim nod. @vespertine finally shuts up about his dick and even @Starlet t looks grateful for once. That’s when @trueceljester r and @Thebird drop down from a vent bonesmashing the last pirates also disarming @Kaligula567. @Kaligula567 stands frozen no longer able to hide behind his keyboard, watching his revenge collapse. I take my bonesmashing tool and descend him to true sub 3 somali, not even his parents will recognize him leaving him to rot in Somaliland.
Exhausted from this adventure I give up on slaying accepting my truecel status.
I retreat into my cabin, open the forum and post a thread on off-topic
2Beau Cruise 2025 report: Got rejected by LHTB, bonesmashed pirates, still ltn’
The forum DNR’s me leaving me no choice to rot on .org
It’s a quiet day on the forum for 2Beau, @milkjar who somehow still has posting privileges Is larping from his mom’s basement , @kim k is lurking and handing out likes as if she’s operah and @vespertine makes another thread why being white and having a BBC is hard. Then @Dean the eternal chadlite posts on off-topic ‘Official User Cruise 2025 Chad edition (mandatory psl rating at boarding)’. The thread explodes, cope threads get abandoned, I know this is my one shot, I’ve gotta go to slay foids and prove I’m not a truecel fraud! By cheer luck, begging and sending feet pics to @Gengar I get accepted to go on the cruise!
Months pass and it’s time to go on the cruise, Members on this cruise consist of the mods, all the known foids @Starlet @giga.mia @rickydickydoodahgrimes @grace , @Ghoultune … , @snow (femboy) @Thebird @trueceljester (why is he here?) @iblamecurlyhair @vespertine (still complaining about his BBC) @homiespidy @+Enrique+ @Shkypot , @Blackpillirony ….
Everything is going well, I even got a few pity slays from foids who were to drunk to notice my UEE. The only problem is @Starlet she’s latched onto me, won’t let go and keeps calling me "her forum CL".I try passing her off to @homiespidy , he just looks at me like I offered him a sub5 landwhale and walks away. THEN IT HAPPENS!
@Kaligula567 the permabanned shizo doxxer who got mogged into oblivion by @Blackpillirony came for revenge. The doxxing didn’t satisfy him anymore and he recruited an actual somali pirate to take revenge on the forum for being banned and getting roasted by everyone on off topic. He strikes hard but silently. While @BigDihDiddy was reading his newest high iq dark triad poetry, @Kaligula567 and his somali pirates storm the hall AK’s out. They round up all the foids and moids. Somehow I’m able to escape and save lhtb @rickydickydoodahgrimes as if the PSL gods were smiling down on me. We hide in the bonesmashing room, the only sounds being the distant sound of boots and muffled orders in somali. @rickydickydoodahgrimes is pressed against the wall I can feel her breathing in my neck. I swallow, lean in , and whisper. “We could… make it out of this together.” She turns her head slowly, looking at me with pity. Then she speaks, quiet and final “Bro.. your perpetual fissure is giving me uncanny vibes. Hard pass, I’d rather get kidnapped” The words land like a cold blade, I nod once , no cope. We discuss the plan and it’s simple we ambush and bonesmash the pirates one by one and take their weapons true James Bond style.
First contact is a lone pirate on the deck, I sneak up on him and bonesmash him to tera giga chad leaving him unconscious, he drops, I grab the AK, hand numb. We keep going. Two more down by the jacuzzi… everything is going well but exhaustion is getting to @rickydickydoodahgrimes and me. The final pirates and @Kaligula567 who has been larping for hours on end and simping are with the forum who is being held captive in the big hall where everything went down it’s all or nothing. We storm inside the hall ak’s in both hands it’s a standoff sweat running down our faces, no sudden movements, fingers on the trigger. @Blackpillirony gives a small, grim nod. @vespertine finally shuts up about his dick and even @Starlet t looks grateful for once. That’s when @trueceljester r and @Thebird drop down from a vent bonesmashing the last pirates also disarming @Kaligula567. @Kaligula567 stands frozen no longer able to hide behind his keyboard, watching his revenge collapse. I take my bonesmashing tool and descend him to true sub 3 somali, not even his parents will recognize him leaving him to rot in Somaliland.
Exhausted from this adventure I give up on slaying accepting my truecel status.
I retreat into my cabin, open the forum and post a thread on off-topic
2Beau Cruise 2025 report: Got rejected by LHTB, bonesmashed pirates, still ltn’
The forum DNR’s me leaving me no choice to rot on .org
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