First date method

[meh.guy]

Feed them a lot, really let them pig out, keep handing them glasses of sprite (they'll not want to refuse if given directly without asking as to be polite) and then give them a banana (smoothie if they don't want banana), when they barf don't let them clean up and receive head (consensually)
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[vespertine]

i like how you say "them" and "they". a true ally considering some aren't into women.

 

[meh.guy]

i like how you say "them" and "they". a true ally considering some aren't into women.

Didn't even realize, I'm just very vague