fml

[</3]

forgot i had half maraton tomorrow and ran a lot today so im just not going to do it
kept getting weightmogged by the same guy at the gym who just fullstacked the machines with ease
got home and immediately spilt my protein shake in the fucking bathtub

inb4 'did you shit in your bath' no i didnt its chocolate flavour powder

 

[mink]

performative

 

[kimothy]

how did that happen

 

[BigDihDiddy]

Fuck n***a last time my shit came out looking like that I found out I had to remove 2 rumours from my asshole

 

[Newday]

Woman exercising comes back home and spills her silly caca water in her bathtub

 

[</3]

performative

i am, but which part are you referring to

 

[</3]

how did that happen

bro i put it on the side and i was moving around and knocked it in and almost cried

 

[kifykify]

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Info Animals with the biggest dildxs 🍆🏴‍☠️

Feb 28, 2026

Toca start with first discarding the gorilla
They're big and strong Ye, but honestly their dildx size is tera disappointing, 4 to 5cm ahh

Will get turbo cucked by the rest of the mercado next

Next is Horse dildx, but Ye not gonna make ts epic since even your granny and your sister know they mog

Argentinian duck dildx doe

That sheit bigger than the animal itself, dildx is 42cm and he's just 20cm frfr, Ye your human dildx can be bigger than his body but his dildx teramogs and puts you back in your place. Argentinianpill mane

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