Hypothesis following someone / kidnapping them from their workplace

[arf]

this post was made for humurous purposes only.

before starting i'll list out the information you need to accumliate:​

their shift's ending and starting time.
when they weekends.
basically it.

after getting to know their shifts, DONT ever show up to their workplace even as a customer, osint is a big role here.​

first choose your target, find out their personal information, aka social media accs, make sure they aren't someone who is exotrverted or occupied by people alot, they have to be loners and or inroverts, so when they go missing you get time to escape with the victim.​

find out her old accounts and build the mental model of the bitch in your head. Identify when she goes for the lunch, if she eats in the office it is gonna be easier, if she goes somewhere find out where she goes. At lunch time try to be around her, HR usually forces your coworkers to interact with you when you are a new employee, she is pretty much forced to have a small talk with you. If you are iqpilled enough you will be able to find out anything about her, the boring tv show she watches, her amazon list, her favorite porn books etc.

First scenario: a car driver foid.​

if the victim goes to work in a car its the easiest way to follow them, remember where they park exactly, look at the most empties and least crowded times, before a weekend make sure ot get gloves double gloves so you get a protective layer, make sure u arent shaved by any maens facially and body wise, wear mutliple masks, set your eyes at the car, try to get in the backseat, and camp.​

After their shoft is done you can wait until they start driving, slowly raise, whisper in their ear "i have a bomb stranded to me follow my intructions to face innventaible death" after that let them drive you until you reach a desert or a forest or a abndoned building, cover their mouth with a tissue when you reach the distination make sure no one sees you entering nor leaving, and do whatever you want im not here to help you extort (yet).​

going home by walking **************​

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i honestly got lazy, 5 mirins nd i will re do it for now you get the car verision.​

 

[midori]

wow i read this all

 

[arf]

wow i read this all

just dnr me and move on

 

[zhuagunpejigunlonianx]

no one reading ts son

 

[zero]

imma go test it ill lyk if its meta

 

[zero]

no one reading ts son

i did

 

[arf]

no one reading ts son

no shit, i myself wouldn't read it

 

[arf]

i did

when's the trial

 

[zhuagunpejigunlonianx]

i did

INCORRECT

 

[zero]

no shit, i myself wouldn't read it

make a more in depth one pls

 

[arf]

make a more in depth one pls

i got other thrads im working on, orbital vector maxxing, plus i finishedlike 4 long ass threads today

 

[zero]

make a more in depth one pls

also i need a scenario where she dosent have a car

 

[zero]

i got other thrads im working on, orbital vector maxxing, plus i finishedlike 4 long ass threads today

mirin hope u get contributor soon

 

[arf]

mirin hope u get contributor soon

if i do go all in i'll fucking take over the site fourty essay threads per day

 

[jest]

someone do this to me im feeling bored

 

[zero]

someone do this to me im feeling bored

aight bro

 

[arf]

someone do this to me im feeling bored

is it okay if i like sell one of your kidneys and lung if i did?

 

[jest]

someone do this to me im feeling bored

dont nerd reaction me son

 

[jest]

is it okay if i like sell one of your kidneys and lung if i did?

yeah why not grab a leg or smth too

 

[arf]

yeah why not grab a leg or smth too

yeah and a arm, im sure you have two of each, green only leads to destruction

 

[jest]

yeah and a arm, im sure you have two of each, green only leads to destruction

take an eye and a lung too actually i don't need two thanks

 

[arf]

take an eye and a lung too actually i don't need two thanks

you got two side of your maxilla too, mind if i borrow them aswell?

 

[jest]

you got two side of your maxilla too, mind if i borrow them aswell?

go for it it's not being put to use, get half of my teeth as well while you're at it

 

[arf]

go for it it's not being put to use, get half of my teeth as well while you're at it

your right side rib cage, you got 24, i'll take 12.

 

[jest]

your right side rib cage, you got 24, i'll take 12.

sounds great, at this point you might as well grab half of my spine

 

[arf]

sounds great, at this point you might as well grab half of my spine

thanks man, appreciated deeply, you will get your 5% cut asap!!!

 

[jest]

thanks man, appreciated deeply, you will get your 5% cut asap!!!

make it 2% and its a deal

 

[Nenestar]

Dnr