Title: Mogs and Mixed Signals
Forum: Looksmaxxing.com – ‘The .org for hardmaxxers, softmaxxers, and cope-seekers’
User: sigmabuttlord123 (joined a few days ago | posts: 190)
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Thread: “BrazilianKen’s new zygos filler log – thoughts?”
sigmabuttlord123 typed furiously at 2:34 AM.
“I don’t care. Why would I care? You think I clicked this thread because I like seeing his perfect mandible? Get real. I just need to study his failos so I can avoid them.”
He hit ‘Post’ before his brain caught up. Too late. The damage was done.
Below, a reply from cel_curious: “Bro you’re the first reply in 12 seconds. We didn’t even @ you.”
Sigmabuttlord123’s jaw tightened. His real name was Kyle, but in here, he was a sigma. A lone wolf. A man who had ascended from mouth-breathing normie to… okay, still mouth-breathing, but with better posture.
He scrolled up. There it was: BrazilianKen’s new update photo.
The man was sculpted like a Renaissance statue ate another Renaissance statue. Tan skin, hollow cheeks, hunter eyes that could pierce steel. He was mid-laugh in the pic, holding a coconut water, looking effortless.
Kyle’s eye twitched.
He should hate him. This was a looksmaxxing forum, not a dating app. They were rivals. Enemies in the eternal war for facial symmetry.
And yet.
Last week, BrazilianKen had commented “good neck posture progress, king” on Kyle’s own transformation thread. Kyle had deleted the thread out of sheer panic. Then re-uploaded it. Then reported BrazilianKen’s comment for “low-effort positivity.”
“Stop being nice to me,” he whispered at his monitor.
A new notification pinged.
BrazilianKen: “Hey @sigmabuttlord123, you always show up in my threads. Appreciate the consistency, man. Any critique on the new zygos? You have a good eye.”
Kyle’s heart did something stupid. Something un-sigma.
His fingers hovered. He imagined replying: “Your left zygomatic arch is asymmetrical by 0.3mm, but I’ve stared at your face for 80 hours so I’m the only one who’d notice.”
Instead, he typed:
“T. Don’t tag me. I was just leaving. Your zygos are fine I guess. Not that I looked.”
He added a period at the end. For coldness.
Then he screenshotted BrazilianKen’s message, saved it in a folder named “Research – do not open (seriously)”, and ate a cherry off his energy drink’s plastic sword.
yeah I used AI for this shit, ain’t wasting my time on you dummy
Forum: Looksmaxxing.com – ‘The .org for hardmaxxers, softmaxxers, and cope-seekers’
User: sigmabuttlord123 (joined a few days ago | posts: 190)
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Thread: “BrazilianKen’s new zygos filler log – thoughts?”
sigmabuttlord123 typed furiously at 2:34 AM.
“I don’t care. Why would I care? You think I clicked this thread because I like seeing his perfect mandible? Get real. I just need to study his failos so I can avoid them.”
He hit ‘Post’ before his brain caught up. Too late. The damage was done.
Below, a reply from cel_curious: “Bro you’re the first reply in 12 seconds. We didn’t even @ you.”
Sigmabuttlord123’s jaw tightened. His real name was Kyle, but in here, he was a sigma. A lone wolf. A man who had ascended from mouth-breathing normie to… okay, still mouth-breathing, but with better posture.
He scrolled up. There it was: BrazilianKen’s new update photo.
The man was sculpted like a Renaissance statue ate another Renaissance statue. Tan skin, hollow cheeks, hunter eyes that could pierce steel. He was mid-laugh in the pic, holding a coconut water, looking effortless.
Kyle’s eye twitched.
He should hate him. This was a looksmaxxing forum, not a dating app. They were rivals. Enemies in the eternal war for facial symmetry.
And yet.
Last week, BrazilianKen had commented “good neck posture progress, king” on Kyle’s own transformation thread. Kyle had deleted the thread out of sheer panic. Then re-uploaded it. Then reported BrazilianKen’s comment for “low-effort positivity.”
“Stop being nice to me,” he whispered at his monitor.
A new notification pinged.
BrazilianKen: “Hey @sigmabuttlord123, you always show up in my threads. Appreciate the consistency, man. Any critique on the new zygos? You have a good eye.”
Kyle’s heart did something stupid. Something un-sigma.
His fingers hovered. He imagined replying: “Your left zygomatic arch is asymmetrical by 0.3mm, but I’ve stared at your face for 80 hours so I’m the only one who’d notice.”
Instead, he typed:
“T. Don’t tag me. I was just leaving. Your zygos are fine I guess. Not that I looked.”
He added a period at the end. For coldness.
Then he screenshotted BrazilianKen’s message, saved it in a folder named “Research – do not open (seriously)”, and ate a cherry off his energy drink’s plastic sword.
yeah I used AI for this shit, ain’t wasting my time on you dummy
i was at school