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ISLAND OF THE REPLIES"Fifty usernames crash. Ten log out."
An anonymous forum survival event gone completely off-script.
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INTRODUCTIONWhat started as a mod-sponsored tropical retreat for the forum’s “most active users” ended in smoke, blood, and shitposting in the sand.
Fifty forum users boarded a private plane.
The plane went down.
No signal. No rescue. No rules.
The only thing left is your username — and whoever remembers it.
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DAY 0 — “This was not on the event flyer.”The plane wreckage smolders somewhere in the Pacific. Screams echo. Metal groans. Silence settles.
- @Randomized Shame is the first to wake, muttering "kinda mid experience tbh" before passing out again.
- @bunny is already in a palm tree refusing to engage.
- @RRM is dragging unconscious users to shade, assigning people to triage by username.
- @Darkeningstar dusts off his black shirt, unfazed. This is fine.
- @cindythetvisleaking is frantically checking bodies, whispering "where is he…" a little too audibly.
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NIGHT 1 — “We’re all online until the lights go out.”Someone builds a fire. Someone steals from it.
The group begins fracturing.
- @over0, @Becky4L, @BlendedBlade, and @Darkeningstar build a solid shelter. It's the only structure that doesn’t collapse.
- @BlendedBlade whittles a perfect spear from wreckage. “I just felt like doing it,” they say.
- @pompompurino contributes nothing but observes everything. She’s watching @AllureBloom again.
- @johnvee84 is wiring a radio from soda cans and rage. No one believes it’ll work.
- @The cat from The Matrix climbs a tree. Doesn’t come down. Keeps whispering “they’re watching” to no one.
- @Decay and @huntergirl disappear into the jungle. They return days later, covered in ash and silent.
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DAY 4 — Factions formThe island population splits into loose tribes:
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The Builders Chill, strategic, semi-trustworthy.
- @Darkeningstar, @Becky4L, @over0, @BlendedBlade
- Efficient camp. High defenses. Low emotional processing.
- @David and @TonyDr visit often with fruit and lectures.
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The Hotheads Aggressive, chaotic, alpha-posters.
- @NewFuckingDay, @Mota, @BlendedBlade’s stick, @Bull
- Camp runs on testosterone and unspoken beef.
- @Bull built a jungle gym from landing gear.
- @ey88 sharpens sticks and refuses to make eye contact.
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The Pretty-But-Packed Camp Glamorous but terrifying.
- @delilahjones, @galaxygirl, @bbylola, @prettybird, @RRM
- Resourceful. @delilahjones made mascara *and* antiseptic from berries.
- @RRM gives solid speeches by torchlight. Should not be underestimated.
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The Wanderers Unhinged. Dangerous. Kind of iconic.
- @slopslinger, @fool, @Decay, @huntergirl, @cindythetvisleaking, @wsada
- Nomadic chaos. Communicate mostly through vibes.
- @fool tames a wild boar. Names it Admin.
- @cindythetvisleaking keeps returning to the Hotheads’ camp to stare into the fire.
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The Shadows No one knows what they want.
- @pompompurino, @AllureBloom, @Spuffy, @Schizotypalcel
- Move at night. Vanish during the day.
- Pom keeps one eye on Allure. Pretends not to care.
- @Spuffy plants suggestions in people’s heads then disappears.
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DAY 9 — First lossesStorms hit. People vanish. Names stop being mentioned.
- @cr1st14n slips off a cliff chasing a falling Red Bull can.
- @AuggyDauggy follows a glowing beetle into the trees. Never returns.
- @Dean builds a raft. It works for 12 seconds.
@TonyDr leaves a goodbye note on a coconut:
"Tell my threads I loved them."
@Mota eats it.
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NIGHT 13 — “Only 10.”@johnvee84’s radio clicks to life.
One message:
"10. Only 10 will leave."
Everyone hears it. No one talks about it — but the shift is instant.
- @Decay finds a stone altar in the jungle. Doesn’t explain.
- @huntergirl returns alone. Says nothing.
- @Bull and @NewFuckingDay finally throw hands.
Only one walks back to camp. No one knows which. The other is never spoken of again. - @fool throws a fake immunity idol into the Hotheads’ fire. It explodes. Apologies are not issued.
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DAY 17 — "Nowhere is safe."People stop sleeping in groups.
- @bbylola is carving tally marks into a plane door.
- @AllureBloom disappears for two days, comes back with a necklace made of keys.
- @pompompurino breaks into the Builders’ base and steals dried mango. Leaves a drawing of Allure behind.
- @Spuffy whispers “You’re not real” to @Schizotypalcel. He smiles like it’s a compliment.
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FULL SURVIVAL STATUS REPORT---
Confirmed Dead- @cr1st14n — slipped off a cliff chasing a falling Red Bull can.
- @AuggyDauggy — vanished deep in the jungle after chasing a glowing beetle.
- @Dean — drowned or lost at sea after a raft failed spectacularly.
- @TonyDr — left a farewell note on a coconut and disappeared.
- @slopslinger — mysteriously vanished one night without a trace.
- @delilahjones — argued with the sky, pixelated mid-sentence, then gone.
- @Casablanco — stepped into a reflective surface and disappeared.
- One of @Bull / @NewFuckingDay — following a brutal fight, one limped back, the other vanished. Unknown who survived.
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Survived So Far- @Randomized Shame — survived first wake-up confusion.
- @bunny — perched in palm trees, avoided conflict.
- @recai — kept low profile, moved cautiously.
- @Upvoter — helped build shelters.
- @lmrz. — scavenged supplies quietly.
- @hannah — stayed with small groups for safety.
- @bbylola — upbeat, kept spirits high.
- @galaxygirl — resourceful and cautious.
- @pompompurino — watched others but survived.
- @Spuffy — mysterious, survives on wit and silence.
- @Barbie — helped with shelter building.
- @David — steady presence, brought food and comfort.
- @over0 — sharp observer, kept to herself mostly.
- @prettybird — supportive and careful.
- @swanneo — kept group morale stable.
- @huntergirl — silent strength beside Decay.
- @fool — wild, tamed a boar, survived on chaos.
- @AllureBloom — kept to herself, survived by watching.
- @doll — kept out of the way, survived.
- @The cat from The Matrix — climbed trees, observed silently.
- @Becky4L — calculated and resourceful.
- @cindythetvisleaking — stayed close to others, watching.
- @637iso — moved quietly through the forest.
- @NewFuckingDay — either survivor or deceased (after fight with Bull).
- @ey88 — tense, sharpening sticks, survived fight tension.
- @wsada — avoided conflict, survived.
- @Mota — practical, survived initial chaos.
- @choppedshyt — stayed with the group, survived.
- @Decay — quiet and steady, survived alongside huntergirl.
- @Incognito — avoided fights, survived.
- @Glammy — kept to shadows, survived.
- @Hexum — stayed low, survived.
- @LASACRKO — survived by blending in.
- @Schizotypalcel — loyal to Spuffy, survived.
- @tuberculosisinmybal — faded into jungle, status unclear but assumed alive.
- @Tumor — kept quiet, survived.
- @truetard — stayed with group, survived.
- @geneticCage — avoided chaos, survived.
- @RRM — helped organize triage, survived.
- @kahuro — watched silently, survived.
- @limo8 — survived by staying alert.
- @BlendedBlade — practical, strong, survived.
- @johnvee84 — old but resilient, survived.
