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I welcome you all to the newest goat status thread. Forum users as Dexter Characters...
1. Dexter Morgan, aka 'The Bay Harbour Butcher' - @Transposon, aka '@Logicmaxxer'
He is a man of focus, commitment and discipline. He has a carnal desire for killing people (getting rid of bad users). Currently, he, resides in miami, Florida (looksmaxxing.com) where he focuses this urge on people who fit the code. His job is to help the miami metro (forum staff) where he is an excellent blood spatter analyst (writes solutions in looksmaxxing questions section), owing to the large time he has spent honing his skills (2024 join date)
2. Harry Morgan - @BlendedBulge
Former detective of the miami metro (most popular user on .com once) he is Dexter Morgan's father. On weekends he used to take Dexter out for shooting practice (incels.is), so he could focus his urge on animals (users of incels.is). He paid a key role in helping Dexter develop the 'code'. May he rest in peace
3. Sergeant James Doakes - @c4st11n
He considers Dexter as a friend of his, one may even call them 'brothers' but Doakes is deeply suspicious of Dexter being the BHB. This forms the core tension of their relationship
. Is he Logicmaxxer or is he not? And will Sergeant Doakes uncover the truth or die trying? One thing is certain, the precinct will not be able to function without sergeant Doakes
3. Captain Laguerta - @huntergirl
She is a valuable member of the miami metro police, level headed in using her powers, and keeping peace at the precinct (forum). There is a hint that she and srgnt. doakes (@c4st11n ) even have some romantic tension. But the professionality of their relationship forces them to remain close friends. Will they take it further?
4. Vince Masuka - @dipenhydramine
He is that one guy in the precinct that everyone loves. He is very cute, positive and brings a smile to other people's faces with his jokes (forum threads). On the lowkey his hobby is bowling (photography). Some rarely call him distasteful for his sarcasm (sharing of femboy porn on discord), but is quickly forgiven.
5. Brian Moser, aka 'The Ice truck killer' - @Darkeningstar, aka '@Quicksand'
In every way, Brian is the antithesis of Dexter(italian). Whereas the bay harbour butcher uses the 'code' (logic, mathematics, science), and is a genuine intellectual, Brian relies on carnality (intuition, mysticism, and is a skeptic). He is the true arch enemy of the BHB (@Logicmaxxer), and their cat and mouse chase forms the center stage of the story (forum lore).
6. Special Agent Frank Lundy - @TonyDr
Agent Lundy was untouchable in his prime (former MOTM). More serial killer arrests (bans) than any other officer of the authority. He is calculated, cold, precise, well loved by the precinct with a liking of women astronomically younger than him.
7. Sergeant Angel Batista - @Mandy?
Level headed member of the force, he always makes his presence feel noticed, helps others with all his heart and never asks for anything in return. He is an OG in the business (Both JUST happen to be mexican there's no connection there btw)
8. Rita Bennet - @lumen
Kindest person in the whole show, she is helpful, puts family above all else, intelligent, extremely forgiving and never backs down for the things she is serious about. Rita happens to be beautiful not only on the inside but also on the outside (forum fogger). She has quite clearly won the genetic lottery.
9. Astor Bennet - @over0
Although Astor may come off as aloof or indifferent initially(calling other people retards and faggots ), she is actually quite caring once she gets to know someone. She is only a kid, and thus loved by everyone, regardless. She knows this and sometimes uses it to her advantage, ngl
10. Cody Bennet - @hannah
A harmless little child. He is very innocent, loves to talk about stuff, and is surprisingly mature for his age. Also loved by everyone.
11. Debra Morgan - @faithful
An overall, passionate person. Debra is passionate about her work, friends, life - and gives whatever she does 100%. She gives great advice. She is like a younger sister to Dexter even though they aren't biologically related.
12. Arthur Mitchell, aka 'The trinity killer' - @NewFuckingDay
Arthur Mitchell has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He is the most dangerous serial killer in history (collects twinks). This man is a walking BVLL, it is what happens when you take too much exogenous testosterone, violence (being gay) becomes a mere arousing hobby. In order to have a world of peace (no faggotry), Dexter must stop his rampage.
13. Miguel Prado - @Tumor
Although, earlier a trusted confidante of Dexter, his recent actions have left everyone puzzled. He is undoubtedly dangerous, and will go to any lengths to fulfil his actions (orbiting an unnamed 15 year old girl). Will Dexter be forced to stop him through evidence (The blackpill files)
14. The psychiatrist - @Rau Le Creuset
He is the epitome of the 'psychiatrist' type. He listens to everyone and provides them with great advice. Following his conversations, everyone is left feeling better about themselves even though in his own life he hides dark urges (has a big brown cock)
16. That one old bitch who dies of cancer - @Stardust_
I don't have much to say except that she is old.
17. Lila West - @tulip
An evil woman through and through. Her relevancy comes from her run in with Dexter, where he had to fool her into thinking he likes her, only to eventually kill her (get her banned).
18. Joey Quinn - @AuggyDauggy
Charismatic and helpful, is serious about his work here (looksmaxxing), and is loved by the team. This n***a remains mogging everyone all day and needs to chill.
I welcome you all to the newest goat status thread. Forum users as Dexter Characters...
1. Dexter Morgan, aka 'The Bay Harbour Butcher' - @Transposon, aka '@Logicmaxxer'
He is a man of focus, commitment and discipline. He has a carnal desire for killing people (getting rid of bad users). Currently, he, resides in miami, Florida (looksmaxxing.com) where he focuses this urge on people who fit the code. His job is to help the miami metro (forum staff) where he is an excellent blood spatter analyst (writes solutions in looksmaxxing questions section), owing to the large time he has spent honing his skills (2024 join date)
2. Harry Morgan - @BlendedBulge
Former detective of the miami metro (most popular user on .com once) he is Dexter Morgan's father. On weekends he used to take Dexter out for shooting practice (incels.is), so he could focus his urge on animals (users of incels.is). He paid a key role in helping Dexter develop the 'code'. May he rest in peace
3. Sergeant James Doakes - @c4st11n
He considers Dexter as a friend of his, one may even call them 'brothers' but Doakes is deeply suspicious of Dexter being the BHB. This forms the core tension of their relationship
. Is he Logicmaxxer or is he not? And will Sergeant Doakes uncover the truth or die trying? One thing is certain, the precinct will not be able to function without sergeant Doakes3. Captain Laguerta - @huntergirl
She is a valuable member of the miami metro police, level headed in using her powers, and keeping peace at the precinct (forum). There is a hint that she and srgnt. doakes (@c4st11n ) even have some romantic tension. But the professionality of their relationship forces them to remain close friends. Will they take it further?
4. Vince Masuka - @dipenhydramine
He is that one guy in the precinct that everyone loves. He is very cute, positive and brings a smile to other people's faces with his jokes (forum threads). On the lowkey his hobby is bowling (photography). Some rarely call him distasteful for his sarcasm (sharing of femboy porn on discord), but is quickly forgiven.
5. Brian Moser, aka 'The Ice truck killer' - @Darkeningstar, aka '@Quicksand'
In every way, Brian is the antithesis of Dexter(italian). Whereas the bay harbour butcher uses the 'code' (logic, mathematics, science), and is a genuine intellectual, Brian relies on carnality (intuition, mysticism, and is a skeptic). He is the true arch enemy of the BHB (@Logicmaxxer), and their cat and mouse chase forms the center stage of the story (forum lore).
6. Special Agent Frank Lundy - @TonyDr
Agent Lundy was untouchable in his prime (former MOTM). More serial killer arrests (bans) than any other officer of the authority. He is calculated, cold, precise, well loved by the precinct with a liking of women astronomically younger than him.
7. Sergeant Angel Batista - @Mandy?
Level headed member of the force, he always makes his presence feel noticed, helps others with all his heart and never asks for anything in return. He is an OG in the business (Both JUST happen to be mexican there's no connection there btw
)8. Rita Bennet - @lumen
Kindest person in the whole show, she is helpful, puts family above all else, intelligent, extremely forgiving and never backs down for the things she is serious about. Rita happens to be beautiful not only on the inside but also on the outside (forum fogger). She has quite clearly won the genetic lottery.
9. Astor Bennet - @over0
Although Astor may come off as aloof or indifferent initially(calling other people retards and faggots
), she is actually quite caring once she gets to know someone. She is only a kid, and thus loved by everyone, regardless. She knows this and sometimes uses it to her advantage, ngl10. Cody Bennet - @hannah
A harmless little child. He is very innocent, loves to talk about stuff, and is surprisingly mature for his age. Also loved by everyone.
11. Debra Morgan - @faithful
An overall, passionate person. Debra is passionate about her work, friends, life - and gives whatever she does 100%. She gives great advice. She is like a younger sister to Dexter even though they aren't biologically related.
12. Arthur Mitchell, aka 'The trinity killer' - @NewFuckingDay
Arthur Mitchell has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He is the most dangerous serial killer in history (collects twinks). This man is a walking BVLL, it is what happens when you take too much exogenous testosterone, violence (being gay) becomes a mere arousing hobby. In order to have a world of peace (no faggotry), Dexter must stop his rampage.
13. Miguel Prado - @Tumor
Although, earlier a trusted confidante of Dexter, his recent actions have left everyone puzzled. He is undoubtedly dangerous, and will go to any lengths to fulfil his actions (orbiting an unnamed 15 year old girl). Will Dexter be forced to stop him through evidence (The blackpill files)
14. The psychiatrist - @Rau Le Creuset
He is the epitome of the 'psychiatrist' type. He listens to everyone and provides them with great advice. Following his conversations, everyone is left feeling better about themselves even though in his own life he hides dark urges (has a big brown cock)
16. That one old bitch who dies of cancer
- @Stardust_I don't have much to say except that she is old.
17. Lila West - @tulip
An evil woman through and through. Her relevancy comes from her run in with Dexter, where he had to fool her into thinking he likes her, only to eventually kill her (get her banned).
18. Joey Quinn - @AuggyDauggy
Charismatic and helpful, is serious about his work here (looksmaxxing), and is loved by the team. This n***a remains mogging everyone all day and needs to chill.
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