fuck my chungus life

[BRUTALIZER_X3000]

@pompompurino dude im crying

earlier today literally 5 hrs ago i doordashed a 6 count hot honey rub bone in w well done fries and an extra ranch and then kept it a secret and pretended i ate a salad so you wouldnt call me a fucking whale

SON WE AINT LOCKED IN

 

[pompompurino]

WE AINTTRTT WE AINTTTTT

 

[StrangeGuy]

Rate your delivery

 

[truetard]

You n*****s fatta than me

 

[pompompurino]

I GOT EXTRA RANCH TOO HOLY SHIT IM DEAD

 

[BRUTALIZER_X3000]

I GOT EXTRA RANCH TOO HOLY SHIT IM DEAD

Im crying I did too

 

[pompompurino]

You n*****s fatta than me

what’s ur fav thing from wingstop

 

[BRUTALIZER_X3000]

holy cage bro

 

[pompompurino]

holy cage bro

it’s ok tmr is the start of a new week

 

[truetard]

what’s ur fav thing from wingstop

I’ve never had wingstop

There’s no fast food in my area I got fat off steak and chicken

 

[万二千四百九十九]

@pompompurino dude im cryingView attachment 198128
earlier today literally 5 hrs ago i doordashed a 6 count hot honey rub bone in w well done fries and an extra ranch and then kept it a secret and pretended i ate a salad so you wouldnt call me a fucking whale View attachment 198129
SON WE AINT LOCKED IN

That's cool I door dashed two whoppers and a frozen coke

#incrediblygassy

 

[giga.mia]

I ate a shit ton of spaghetti tonight and I can’t stop slapping my stomach!

 

[vespertine]

i was right the whole time wasn't i. say gertrude backwards

 

[truetard]

Now how am I supposed to do cardio with my fucked leg fuck this shit

 

[Blackpillirony]

@pompompurino dude im cryingView attachment 198128
earlier today literally 5 hrs ago i doordashed a 6 count hot honey rub bone in w well done fries and an extra ranch and then kept it a secret and pretended i ate a salad so you wouldnt call me a fucking whale View attachment 198129
SON WE AINT LOCKED IN

Just uninstall Doordash and make food for yourself theory

 

[BRUTALIZER_X3000]

That's cool I door dashed two whoppers and a frozen coke

#incrediblygassy

man its not even the fact that im cutting rn, im acc in a 300 cal surplus. its the fact that im allergic to both gluten and dairy, holy bloatcel.

 

[pompompurino]

bro my friend asked me to get chipotle w him tmr after the gym god it’s so over for me

 

[BRUTALIZER_X3000]

bro my friend asked me to get chipotle w him tmr after the gym god it’s so over for me

can i ft u later like in 30 mins

 

[pompompurino]

can i ft u later like in 30 mins

okie

 

[snow]

I’ve never had wingstop

There’s no fast food in my area I got fat off steak and chicken

Bro lives in Timbuktu

 

[万二千四百九十九]

I ate a shit ton of spaghetti tonight and I can’t stop slapping my stomach!
View attachment 198133

This made me laugh

#funny

 

[snow]

Just uninstall Doordash and make food for yourself theory

Thanks for talking me out of getting DoorDash the other night

 

[万二千四百九十九]

Just uninstall Doordash and make food for yourself theory

challenge impossible

 

[truetard]

Bro lives in Timbuktu

dead srs bro ain’t shit to do here but climb fucking mountains and play in the dirt

 

[BRUTALIZER_X3000]

Bro lives in Timbuktu

I’ve never had wingstop

There’s no fast food in my area I got fat off steak and chicken

@pompompurino this reminds me of the old farmer shyt… those who live in a village…. IYKYK

 

[snow]

dead srs bro ain’t shit to do here but climb fucking mountains and play in the dirt

Get a dirt bike dawg thats what I would do if I lived in the woods

 

[truetard]

Get a dirt bike dawg thats what I would do if I lived in the woods

I got one but there’s snow on the ground and my legs broken so I can’t ride it

 

[truetard]

@pompompurino this reminds me of the old farmer shyt… those who live in a village…. IYKYK

galaxycunt would call me a farmer boy every other day

 

[muttthal_2]

Leave America, your health will improve automatically.

 

[BRUTALIZER_X3000]

galaxycunt would call me a farmer boy every other day

i miss her, she still comes back in like january.

 

[BRUTALIZER_X3000]

Leave America, your health will improve automatically.

-south asian hood

 

[truetard]

i miss her, she still comes back in like january.

I might kms before January

 

[BRUTALIZER_X3000]

I might kms before January

srs or kidding

 

[truetard]

srs or kidding

Who knows

 

[BRUTALIZER_X3000]

Who knows

if u do ill cry

 

[truetard]

if u do ill cry

Dw I’ll let you know after I do it so you can cry

 

[BRUTALIZER_X3000]

Dw I’ll let you know after I do it so you can cry

lets all do a usa com meet up

 

[apatheia]

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~—• @Feminist •—~​

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I might kms before January

Hello, I am a qualified professional where I can decide if people are allowed to kill themselves or not.

Here is my final verdict:

Spoiler: Final Verdict

No. Shut up.

 

[truetard]

lets all do a usa com meet up

Give me a year

 

[snow]

lets all do a usa com meet up

The smell would be crazy

 

[BRUTALIZER_X3000]

Give me a year

dude this is what sar did to me. i was literally visiting nyc alone a few weeks ago to shop and she couldnt meet up bc she wasnt fully locked in yet. dude idgaf if u guys r subhuman come shop with me

 

[truetard]

lets all do a usa com meet up

only so many mobility scooters can go down a sidewalk

 

[BRUTALIZER_X3000]

The smell would be crazy

im gonna go make a usa com meet up thread

 

[apatheia]

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~—• @snow •—~​

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The smell would be crazy

I just KNOW all the edgy, jaded, trash talking users would be silent as a brick at that meet up.

 

[truetard]

dude this is what sar did to me. i was literally visiting nyc alone a few weeks ago to shop and she couldnt meet up bc she wasnt fully locked in yet. dude idgaf if u guys r subhuman come shop with me

nah if I’m already almost htn and I somehow ascend above that I’m egoing you n*****s

 

[truetard]

nah if I’m already almost htn and I somehow ascend above that I’m egoing you n*****s

just kidding my life is worth no more than a rocks

 

[muttthal_2]

-south asian hood

You will get fatter even more