JFL Fuck the muntjac

[Kaari]

These little bastards are inbred deers and start screaming like a fucking demon at 4AM

They’ve also got a napoleon complex like the pig and will charge at you if provoked

The muntjacs have also infiltrated governmental institutions which means it is illegal for you to kill them

If they start screaming again like they did last night I will slit its throat seriously god only made these things to make me suffer at my expense to entertain himself

Fuck the muntjac

@Decay

 

[Deleted Member 84302]

pity bump

 

[Deleted Member 76607]

Have you considered giving them a hug

 

[Kaari]

Have you considered giving them a hug

Tbf I would unironically befriend a muntjac if I tamed it

Tolerate the muntjac

 

[Deleted Member 76607]

Tbf I would unironically befriend a muntjac if I tamed it

Tolerate the muntjac

I love most animals, I wouldn’t let them inside my home but I wouldn’t mind chilling with an animal outside

 

[Kaari]

I love most animals, I wouldn’t let them inside my home but I wouldn’t mind chilling with an animal outside

Yeah on a serious note I love animals, they’re great

I would like to tame a fox someday, that would be cool

 

[Deleted Member 84302]

Yeah on a serious note I love animals, they’re great

I would like to tame a fox someday, that would be cool

Omg a pigeon so you can send messages too

 

[Kaari]

Omg a pigeon so you can send messages too

They seem really cool as a pet tho, I find their cooing quite warming even tho most people find it annoying

 

[Kaari]

They seem really cool as a pet tho, I find their cooing quite warming even tho most people find it annoying

Taming a crow is also cool as they’re known to give people gifts who do as well as mimicking people occasionally

 

[Datt]

These little bastards are inbred deers and start screaming like a fucking demon at 4AM

They’ve also got a napoleon complex like the pig and will charge at you if provoked

The muntjacs have also infiltrated governmental institutions which means it is illegal for you to kill them

If they start screaming again like they did last night I will slit its throat seriously god only made these things to make me suffer at my expense to entertain himself

Fuck the muntjac

@Decay

hi!!

 

[TonyDr]

These little bastards are inbred deers and start screaming like a fucking demon at 4AM

They’ve also got a napoleon complex like the pig and will charge at you if provoked

The muntjacs have also infiltrated governmental institutions which means it is illegal for you to kill them

If they start screaming again like they did last night I will slit its throat seriously god only made these things to make me suffer at my expense to entertain himself

Fuck the muntjac

@Decay

Also called the "barking deers", a hunting license would stop that yapping nonsense at 4am

 

[Kaari]

Also called the "barking deers", a hunting license would stop that yapping nonsense at 4am

I know I found out about that I’m so pissed off I need a license

Idk guess I can just kill it and hide it I mean what are they gonna do

Like people aren’t going to hire me cuz of my criminal record for ‘killing a muntjac’ smh

 

[ᴬᵈᵃᵐ]

wtf is that

 

[Kaari]

wtf is that

These little bastards are inbred deers and start screaming like a fucking demon at 4AM

This

 

[TonyDr]

I know I found out about that I’m so pissed off I need a license

Idk guess I can just kill it and hide it I mean what are they gonna do

Like people aren’t going to hire me cuz of my criminal record for ‘killing a muntjac’ smh

You can be sentenced for poaching but hey just like every hunter, just don't get caught

 

[slopslinger]

don't actually fuck the muntjac bru

 

[Kaari]

You can be sentenced for poaching but hey just like every hunter, just don't get caught

Just like all crimes bud

 

[ᴬᵈᵃᵐ]

This

Kill them all

 

[TonyDr]

don't actually fuck the muntjac bru

It's UK bud, it probably happened