FUCK UBER

[The Centipede]

Cunt of a paki turned up and refused to take me, he said I punched his friend and threw up all over a fucking petrol station.

Cunt. I’m not just banned from the app, I’m banned in person

 

[The Centipede]

Spastics.

 

[The Centipede]

The funny thing is, I don’t remember any of it, but I don’t doubt I totally did it

 

[Mystericus]

Cunt of a paki turned up and refused to take me, he said I punched his friend and threw up all over a fucking petrol station.

Cunt. I’m not just banned from the app, I’m banned in person

Forefront of the EDL movement

 

[sensitive young boy]

Cunt of a paki turned up and refused to take me, he said I punched his friend and threw up all over a fucking petrol station.

Cunt. I’m not just banned from the app, I’m banned in person

jbe bro

 

[Cela]

jbe bro

Hes a centipede he doesn’t have an ethnicity

 

[The Centipede]

I’m getting to that casino, I have money to burn, on drink and self-abuse.

 

[The Centipede]

@Mystericus is just pissed because I’m a 35 year-old drunkard, and @junebug prefers me to him/her/it/whatever.

 

[Mystericus]

@Mystericus is just pissed because I’m a 35 year-old drunkard, and @junebug prefers me to him/her/it/whatever.

I don't like you because you're 35 years old on a looksmaxx forum

just makes me feel sick

 

[The Centipede]

I don't like you because you're 35 years old on a looksmaxx forum

just makes me feel sick

Not my fault I thought this was StyleForum, and the girl you simp for prefers a degenerative alcoholic.

Peasant.

 

[The Centipede]

I don't like you because you're 35 years old on a looksmaxx forum

just makes me feel sick

Wait. I don’t like you!

 

[sodium]

n***a genuinely how you get banned offa uber

 

[The Centipede]

n***a genuinely how you get banned offa uber

r**e.

 

[The Centipede]

n***a genuinely how you get banned offa uber

Nah, I did bad shit though. Have to get private hire.

 

[Mystericus]

Not my fault I thought this was StyleForum, and the girl you simp for prefers a degenerative alcoholic.

Peasant.

I don't form parasocial relationships, you've clearly done that though... A reminder you're 35 years old:

 

[The Centipede]

I don't like you because you're 35 years old on a looksmaxx forum

just makes me feel sick

“I don't like you.”

You absolutely fucking queer kunt.

 

[The Centipede]

I don't form parasocial relationships, you've clearly done that though... A reminder you're 35 years old:

I’m a parasite. I’m @junebug’s parasite. Like a bad haemorrhoid.

 

[The Centipede]

I don't form parasocial relationships, you've clearly done that though... A reminder you're 35 years old:

Wait, are you female?

 

[Mystericus]

“I don't like you.”

You absolutely fucking queer kunt.

Seethe goy, your NHS is owned by the homosexual technocrats, palantir owns you

 

[Mystericus]

Wait, are you female?

Nah

 

[The Centipede]

Seethe goy, your NHS is owned by the homosexual technocrats, palantir owns you

I’m indifferent. I found a haemorrhoid. That’s why I typed that before.

I got cream for it.

 

[negative]

@Mystericus is just pissed because I’m a 35 year-old drunkard, and @junebug prefers me to him/her/it/whatever.@

@junebug do better!

 

[The Centipede]

Nah

Wait, you actually dislike me?

I like everyone.

 

[The Centipede]

@junebug do better!

Fuck ya mother.

 

[The Centipede]

I can’t stop pooing.

 

[sodium]

Nah, I did bad shit though. Have to get private hire.

oh damn

 

[The Centipede]

oh damn

Fucking baaaarsatrsd.

 

[Cuckㅤ]

Not my fault I thought this was StyleForum, and the girl you simp for prefers a degenerative alcoholic.

Peasant.

My girl loves to find out I'm doing ket, she makes me walk the stairs to punish me.