JFL Funniest shit happened to me yesterday

[blanquita444]

This felt like a fucking skit but i swear its not

So last period on my hs campus me and my bf decides to skip cuz he has early release and i had a sub that didnt speak english so i left and we were walking around and as we were walking my school is like 3 or 4 stories so theres a long staircase and this yn is sliding down the rail bcs thats something people do at my school for some reason and he falls at like the 3rd or 4th step and comes at me like a fnaf jumpscare and i narrowly avoid him

he ends up sliding across the floor and falling on his face and my bf is giggling a bit but i cant be chopped and mean so i ask the guy if hes ok n get his shoes for him bcs they fell off, he barely gets up, my bf asked why i was helping him and i said cuz i feel bad
when he does he dabs my bf up and says "i fw the fit bro" and hes like thanks and then he falls back on the floor, starts crawling doggystyle, and then wobbles up
me and my bf are still laughing abt this because what the actual FUCK js occurred

 

[Nbernical]

DNR

 

[Paolo Maldini]

Dnr you fucking bitch next time write a fucking tldr

 

[blanquita444]

Dnr you fucking bitch next time write a fucking tldr

Tldr Yn comes at me like a fnaf jumpscare falling down the stairs severely hurts himself and i help him up

 

[Blackpillirony]

This felt like a fucking skit but i swear its not

So last period on my hs campus me and my bf decides to skip cuz he has early release and i had a sub that didnt speak english so i left and we were walking around and as we were walking my school is like 3 or 4 stories so theres a long staircase and this yn is sliding down the rail bcs thats something people do at my school for some reason and he falls at like the 3rd or 4th step and comes at me like a fnaf jumpscare and i narrowly avoid him
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he ends up sliding across the floor and falling on his face and my bf is giggling a bit but i cant be chopped and mean so i ask the guy if hes ok n get his shoes for him bcs they fell off, he barely gets up, my bf asked why i was helping him and i said cuz i feel bad
when he does he dabs my bf up and says "i fw the fit bro" and hes like thanks and then he falls back on the floor, starts crawling doggystyle, and then wobbles up
me and my bf are still laughing abt this because what the actual FUCK js occurred

Stopped reading after “my boyfriend”

 

[Paolo Maldini]

Tldr Yn comes at me like a fnaf jumpscare falling down the stairs severely hurts himself and i help him up

Good

 

[Born Superior]

read every molecule, I hope the niigger is okay

 

[blanquita444]

read every molecule, I hope the niigger is okay

idk he was having a rlly hard time walking, he fs couldve broken a bone or smthng

 

[Born Superior]

idk he was having a rlly hard time walking, he fs couldve broken a bone or smthng

ypu couldve catch him

 

[blanquita444]

ypu couldve catch him

No i was too far from the staircase n he was a pretty big giy, tallish chubby black guy

 

[blanquita444]

ill make a drawing of it

 

[Born Superior]

No i was too far from the staircase n he was a pretty big giy, tallish chubby black guy

he would have crushed you like a watermelon

 

[blanquita444]

ypu couldve catch him

 

[blanquita444]

he would have crushed you like a watermelon

Wouldve been amusing
Something this happened to me in a pit once

 

[Born Superior]

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learned his lesson

 

[Deleted Member 82545]

i can't read this fucking gif is ra'ping my eyes

 

[blanquita444]

i can't read this fucking gif is ra'ping my eyes

Read tldr