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have u ever wanted to look like this?
@GayGymMaxx
well yes is the right answer. this is called gaygymmaxxing (aka potatomaxxing) and today ive made a guide on how to become a hottie like me. id usually ask $50 (£37) for a guide like this but because im a 'nice guy' (i get told that by a lot of girls) ill give it to u all for free.
guide:
diet: from now on, u will replace everything u eat with curry, if ur craving something sugary like a chocolate bar put curry on it, it really helps, it tastes like fucking shit but its very healthy. if ur shit turns a weird color dont worry.
progress tracking: always have a picture of a potato saved on ur phone, if u look more and more like a fucking potato everyday it means its working
facial hair: never fucking shave, grow out a small mustache to act as a storage space for curry (so u can have curry whenever u want)
social life: never go outside, its dangerous and it could ruin ur progress, its best to stay inside on discord with fat e-whales (they can give u advice on working out and how to get muscular). but the best gaygymmaxxers wont work out, u want to be as fat as fucking humanly possible for optimal results.
skin: rub curry on ur face everyday (u will get compliments like 'peperoni face')
signs its working:
-ppl at ur schl start saying u look like a fucking beaver
-getting left on delivered by e-whales
-u start participating in discord face reveal competitions
-u start trying to break ur daily gooning records
@GayGymMaxx
well yes is the right answer. this is called gaygymmaxxing (aka potatomaxxing) and today ive made a guide on how to become a hottie like me. id usually ask $50 (£37) for a guide like this but because im a 'nice guy' (i get told that by a lot of girls) ill give it to u all for free.
guide:
diet: from now on, u will replace everything u eat with curry, if ur craving something sugary like a chocolate bar put curry on it, it really helps, it tastes like fucking shit but its very healthy. if ur shit turns a weird color dont worry.
progress tracking: always have a picture of a potato saved on ur phone, if u look more and more like a fucking potato everyday it means its working
facial hair: never fucking shave, grow out a small mustache to act as a storage space for curry (so u can have curry whenever u want)
social life: never go outside, its dangerous and it could ruin ur progress, its best to stay inside on discord with fat e-whales (they can give u advice on working out and how to get muscular). but the best gaygymmaxxers wont work out, u want to be as fat as fucking humanly possible for optimal results.
skin: rub curry on ur face everyday (u will get compliments like 'peperoni face')
signs its working:
-ppl at ur schl start saying u look like a fucking beaver
-getting left on delivered by e-whales
-u start participating in discord face reveal competitions
-u start trying to break ur daily gooning records
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