Ginger girl in my gym.

[The Centipede]

Was working out last week. Saw this really good-looking ginger.

I ignored her. Then she asked if it got me dizzy doing upside-down crunches.

She asked me if I have insta, so I gave it her, she messaged me today and asked if I’m working out. Told her I was getting drunk.

She’s 18, I’m 35, would this make me a paedo?

She’s so pretty, ginger with legit green eyes. I’ll probably catch-up next week, when I’m more sober.

 

[tragaleon]

Was working out last week. Saw this really good-looking ginger.

I ignored her. Then she asked if it got me dizzy doing upside-down crunches.

She asked me if I have insta, so I gave it her, she messaged me today and asked if I’m working out. Told her I was getting drunk.

She’s 18, I’m 35, would this make me a paedo?

She’s so pretty, ginger with legit green eyes. I’ll probably catch-up next week, when I’m more sober.

n***a this is a once in a life time oppurtunity



How did she not notice you were old

 

[The Centipede]

n***a this is a once in a life time oppurtunity



How did she not notice you were old

Most people assume I’m 25

 

[tragaleon]

Most people assume I’m 25

I guess you have good health indicators then.



You should probably tell her about your age if she hasn't already asked though. If she finds out signficantly later on, it will have much bigger repercussions

 

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

tf are you doing here if youre 35

 

[derpy]

Was working out last week. Saw this really good-looking ginger.

I ignored her. Then she asked if it got me dizzy doing upside-down crunches.

She asked me if I have insta, so I gave it her, she messaged me today and asked if I’m working out. Told her I was getting drunk.

She’s 18, I’m 35, would this make me a paedo?

She’s so pretty, ginger with legit green eyes. I’ll probably catch-up next week, when I’m more sober.

bro i thought u were in university

 

[The Centipede]

tf are you doing here if youre 35

You guys are fun.

 

[The Centipede]

bro i thought u were in university

I am sir, my company wants me to do quant trading for them.

 

[The Centipede]

I guess you have good health indicators then.



You should probably tell her about your age if she hasn't already asked though. If she finds out signficantly later on, it will have much bigger repercussions

Oh, she knows, I’m pretty sure that’s a fetish for her tho

 

[tragaleon]

Oh, she knows, I’m pretty sure that’s a fetish for her tho

once in a lifetime oppurtunity then

 

[tragaleon]

tf are you doing here if youre 35

everybody gets old man

 

[Quncho]

Was working out last week. Saw this really good-looking ginger.

I ignored her. Then she asked if it got me dizzy doing upside-down crunches.

She asked me if I have insta, so I gave it her, she messaged me today and asked if I’m working out. Told her I was getting drunk.

She’s 18, I’m 35, would this make me a paedo?

She’s so pretty, ginger with legit green eyes. I’ll probably catch-up next week, when I’m more sober.

Tales from reddit

 

[Nenestar]

She’s 18, I’m 35, would this make me a paedo?

it makes you a winner

 

[The Centipede]

Tales from reddit

Takes from Pakistan

 

[The Centipede]

Takes from Pakistan

Tales even.