going to my first college party

[esoteric]

any good to knows?

 

[esoteric]

why did i ask here none of you have been to a party

 

[ᴬᵈᵃᵐ]

if you see a 5ft fat chud let him hit

 

[esoteric]

if you see a 5ft fat chud let him hit

didnt know you were invited Adam!

 

[Robbyxz]

If you don‘t know anyone don‘t just rush to talk to a group, find lonely people and make friends with them by js being nice and having good communication. Works for me every time I make 4-5 new friends and then people start to join us. hope this helps Idk

 

[esoteric]

If you don‘t know anyone don‘t just rush to talk to a group, find lonely people and make friends with them by js being nice and having good communication. Works for me every time I make 4-5 new friends and then people start to join us. hope this helps Idk

thank you this was actually helpful wow

 

[Robbyxz]

thank you this was actually helpful wow

No problem anytime it feels like the community is gettin less and less helpful and I am just saying what I think is true. Also if you watch this video it will geniuenly change your life its about how to make friends this made me popular at school:

 

[esoteric]

No problem anytime it feels like the community is gettin less and less helpful and I am just saying what I think is true. Also if you watch this video it will geniuenly change your life its about how to make friends this made me popular at school:

mirin

 

[HolyHair5000]

any good to knows?

yes randomly start accusing bladk people of r**e also put silverware in the microwave

 

[esoteric]

yes randomly start accusing bladk people of r**e also put silverware in the microwave

will remember thank you

 

[ᴬᵈᵃᵐ]

didnt know you were invited Adam!

Unfortunately I’m 4’11 not 5ft

 

[esoteric]

Unfortunately I’m 4’11 not 5ft

its ok as long as youre also bmi 14 youll find a girl some girls like twink looking guys

 

[qasem]

idk never been to college

 

[knightmaxxer]

checklist
1. unplug fridge
2. turn all gas stove dials to full
3. roofie a bunch of randoms for no reason
4. undo a bunch of random screws
5. shove cutlery into the microwave and turn it on for 999 minutes
6. steal ps5
7. pour acetone into their gas tank

 

[HolyHair5000]

checklist
1. unplug fridge
2. turn all gas stove dials to full
3. roofie a bunch of randoms for no reason
4. undo a bunch of random screws
5. shove cutlery into the microwave and turn it on for 999 minutes
6. steal ps5
7. pour acetone into their gas tank

this is it don’t get drunk you will forget

 

[esoteric]

this is it don’t get drunk you will forget

i dont drink bad for the health and soul

 

[HolyHair5000]

i dont drink bad for the health and soul

well n***a if u ever want to go to a party and actually party you have to drink

 

[esoteric]

well n***a if u ever want to go to a party and actually party you have to drink

not true you can have fun without drinking imho only boring people NEED a drink to have fun

 

[knightmaxxer]

checklist
1. unplug fridge
2. turn all gas stove dials to full
3. roofie a bunch of randoms for no reason
4. undo a bunch of random screws
5. shove cutlery into the microwave and turn it on for 999 minutes
6. steal ps5
7. pour acetone into their gas tank

AH WAIT SHIT! i forgot the most important part of the fridge sabotage! you have to stomp on the electric cord prongs of the fridge cord till they break so by the time the owner gets a replacement there foods already spoiled

 

[esoteric]

well n***a if u ever want to go to a party and actually party you have to drink

and everyone will love me cause nobody ever has to be the driver

 

[HolyHair5000]

not true you can have fun without drinking imho only boring people NEED a drink to have fun

mmm idk about this one

 

[HolyHair5000]

AH WAIT SHIT! i forgot the most important part of the fridge sabotage! you have to stomp on the electric cord prongs of the fridge cord till they break so by the time the owner gets a replacement there foods already spoiled

hahaha this is gold

 

[ᴬᵈᵃᵐ]

its ok as long as youre also bmi 14 youll find a girl some girls like twink looking guys

My bmi is 49

 

[chero]

any good to knows?

do every drug ur offered and crack anyone u see also make sure to steal as much as u can from the host

 

[TonyDr]

any good to knows?

Just don't drink much and don't do drugs

 

[HolyHair5000]

do every drug ur offered and crack anyone u see also make sure to steal as much as u can from the host

Just don't drink much and don't do drugs

2 complete opposite people

 

[esoteric]

2 complete opposite people

whos telling the truth

 

[HolyHair5000]

whos telling the truth

well one of them sounds like a better time

 

[TonyDr]

whos telling the truth

Yeah nvm get blackout drunk, do drugs and get cracked by strangers, def NO harmful at all

 

[HolyHair5000]

Yeah nvm get blackout drunk, do drugs and get cracked by strangers, def NO harmful at all

yes with this method you will be stacy

 

[esoteric]

yes with this method you will be stacy

fuckkk no i cant be decending from my eve status thanks for the warning

 

[Mr. Oxytocin]

any good to knows?

Take than man home bby i believe in yo ahh

 

[Mr. Oxytocin]

any good to knows?

What i would to is be like "hello do you know about brutal lookmaking i am forum famous btw the way" he'll be mad wet

 

[Mr. Oxytocin]

I wish there was a man in my life