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I can't wait to finally play as the first female protagonist in GTA 6. Lucia is going to be ICONIC
After all these years of waiting, Rockstar is finally doing it right. A full GTA game with a badass female lead? Lucia looks like such a strong independent woman in the trailers. I'm genuinely hyped to dive into Vice City as her pulling off heists, driving insane cars, and living that criminal lifestyle from a fresh perspective. Representation matters, and it's about time we got a woman carrying the franchise.
But here's the best part.. I already know exactly how I'm playing her. I'm turning Lucia into a full on radical woke feminist icon. First thing? Blue hair dye straight from the barber. Make her thicc too, like properly plus sized queen who doesn't apologize for her body. No more skinny supermodel tropes we're reclaiming space in the game world.
Every mission is going to be a teaching moment. Some NPC catcalls her on the street? Violent education time with baseball bat to the knees while screaming about the patriarchy. Random driver cuts her off in traffic? Pull him out of the car and lecture him on toxic masculinity before curb stomping his face in. Shopkeeper shortchanges her? Time for a 20 minute monologue on systemic oppression followed by a molotov cocktail special.
If a male character even looks at her wrong, it's immediate cancellation via gunfire. This is going to be the most progressive GTA run ever. Rockstar better not patch out the blue hair options or I'm rioting.
After all these years of waiting, Rockstar is finally doing it right. A full GTA game with a badass female lead? Lucia looks like such a strong independent woman in the trailers. I'm genuinely hyped to dive into Vice City as her pulling off heists, driving insane cars, and living that criminal lifestyle from a fresh perspective. Representation matters, and it's about time we got a woman carrying the franchise.
But here's the best part.. I already know exactly how I'm playing her. I'm turning Lucia into a full on radical woke feminist icon. First thing? Blue hair dye straight from the barber. Make her thicc too, like properly plus sized queen who doesn't apologize for her body. No more skinny supermodel tropes we're reclaiming space in the game world.
Every mission is going to be a teaching moment. Some NPC catcalls her on the street? Violent education time with baseball bat to the knees while screaming about the patriarchy. Random driver cuts her off in traffic? Pull him out of the car and lecture him on toxic masculinity before curb stomping his face in. Shopkeeper shortchanges her? Time for a 20 minute monologue on systemic oppression followed by a molotov cocktail special.
If a male character even looks at her wrong, it's immediate cancellation via gunfire. This is going to be the most progressive GTA run ever. Rockstar better not patch out the blue hair options or I'm rioting.
