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Give up my dear.
Im sure youre a very nice person, but I am the most wanted man on planet earth.
I get thousands, literally thousands, of love letters per week. From Mongolia to Miami.
Every other "man" is just some watered down version of me and the entire planet knows it, especially the females.
The competition is just too tough.
Im sorry, but sometimes dreams just dont come true.
Im sure youre a very nice person, but I am the most wanted man on planet earth.
I get thousands, literally thousands, of love letters per week. From Mongolia to Miami.
Every other "man" is just some watered down version of me and the entire planet knows it, especially the females.
The competition is just too tough.
Im sorry, but sometimes dreams just dont come true.