Guide GUIDE ON HOW TO GET DISCORD E KITTENS

[thehammer]

1. Do not have a super masculine profile pic like i have on here

2. Do not try ever to dm an e girl with a super feminine profile like all pink and shit

3. Do not go after some egirl that wants a relationship cause most of the time she wants a whole ton of attention from 10 different guys at once

4. Dont go after taken women

5. Do not go after ones that want nitro or like "you can gift me if you want but its ok if you dont" i assure you thats not ok

6. Do not get freaky right away like a r****d

7. Make sure after the first conversation that she isnt crazy or too crazy

this is so funny bro

 

[submissivechud]

1. Do not have a super masculine profile pic like i have on here

2. Do not try ever to dm an e girl with a super feminine profile like all pink and shit

3. Do not go after some egirl that wants a relationship cause most of the time she wants a whole ton of attention from 10 different guys at once

4. Dont go after taken women

5. Do not go after ones that want nitro or like "you can gift me if you want but its ok if you dont" i assure you thats not ok

6. Do not get freaky right away like a r****d

7. Make sure after the first conversation that she isnt crazy or too crazy

this is so funny bro

the 7 commandments

 

[Spongebob CirclePants]

I could never get how people would actually want to edate bro it's so delusional it's funny

 

[thehammer]

I could never get how people would actually want to edate bro it's so delusional it's funny

so real bro

 

[Logan O’Hoppe]

I could never get how people would actually want to edate bro it's so delusional it's funny

Desperation loneliness and lack of irl social circle

 

[submissivechud]

Desperation loneliness and lack of irl social circle

truth nuke

 

[thehammer]

Desperation loneliness and lack of irl social circle

thank god no one will take this thread seriously

 

[submissivechud]

I could never get how people would actually want to edate bro it's so delusional it's funny

no cute girls in my area, i live in all white are so no asians or black queens no alt girls either

 

[Zillophone]

I could never get how people would actually want to edate bro it's so delusional it's funny

we live in our own world
also im khhv and the only affection ive received from foids its virtual

 

[Spongebob CirclePants]

Desperation loneliness and lack of irl social circle

Ngl bro i also don't get like e sexing like just go on those jerk websites it's the same

 

[thehammer]

Ngl bro i also don't get like e sexing like just go on those jerk websites it's the same

both are bad n***a

 

[Logan O’Hoppe]

Ngl bro i also don't get like e sexing like just go on those jerk websites it's the same

The idea is u have an actual real foid on the other side of the screen showing you her body and jerking off and moaning with you at same time. Anyways I don’t see the point of e dating unless u plan to actually meet up irl

 

[Spongebob CirclePants]

both are bad n***a

That's the point

Why woukd you jerk off with someone on call with the whole risk of them filming it in general and shitt

 

[Trevor]

Sooo where do I find ones to add

 

[Trevor]

The idea is u have an actual real foid on the other side of the screen showing you her body and jerking off and moaning with you at same time. Anyways I don’t see the point of e dating unless u plan to actually meet up irl

Bro that sounds fucking amazing excuse my language
I thought you just text each other

 

[Logan O’Hoppe]

That's the point

Why woukd you jerk off with someone on call with the whole risk of them filming it in general and shitt

Because u prob have a connection with the person and it’s an actual real foid (most of the time haha over for catfishcels) ur jerking off and moaning with so it’s prob hotter and more meaningful then watching pornstars you have no connection with+it not being in real time as well

 

[thehammer]

That's the point

Why woukd you jerk off with someone on call with the whole risk of them filming it in general and shitt

never tried that so I cant answer to be honest

 

[Logan O’Hoppe]

Bro that sounds fucking amazing excuse my language
I thought you just text each other

Nah that’s just sexting

 

[thehammer]

Because u prob have a connection with the person and it’s an actual real foid (most of the time haha over for catfishcels) ur jerking off and moaning with so it’s prob hotter and more meaningful then watching pornstars you have no connection with+it not being in real time as well

damn almost convinced me to try my advice for real

 

[Logan O’Hoppe]

damn almost convinced me to try my advice for real

It sounds nice in theory but it’s very awkward and can be uncomfortable in actual practice

 

[thehammer]

It sounds nice in theory but it’s very awkward and can be uncomfortable in actual practice

which is why Im sticking with finding a connection IRL
thanks Logan