Story Had to larp a girlfriend so my mom gets off my ass

[genio]

I close my phone everytime im on com and shes behind me n***a
She was like “are you talking to faceless online n*****s (she didnt say n*****s she doesnt speak english)” because she thinks theyre bad and ima get r***d by a 50 year old pedophile
I was like nah and then she said “it’s fine if its your girlfriend”
n***a i started fake blushing and laughing
She thinks i have a girlfriend now because i keep laughing and refusing having one
I dont have one
Im a truecel i dont got one mother
Get manipulated like ayanokoji hahahahah

 

[jest]

Sometimes you just have to use dark mango psychology on your mom.... Sometimes thats just the way the cookie crumbles..

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

I close my phone everytime im on com and shes behind me n***a
She was like “are you talking to faceless online n*****s (she didnt say n*****s she doesnt speak english)” because she thinks theyre bad and ima get r***d by a 50 year old pedophile
I was like nah and then she said “it’s fine if its your girlfriend”
n***a i started fake blushing and laughing
She thinks i have a girlfriend now because i keep laughing and refusing having one
I dont have one
Im a truecel i dont got one mother
Get manipulated like ayanokoji hahahahah

nah i feel u my grandma was like 'who r u texting rn?' while i was in her car and i like panicked and said a random girls name and she laughed and moved on

 

[genio]

nah i feel u my grandma was like 'who r u texting rn?' while i was in her car and i like panicked and said a random girls name and she laughed and moved on

Ts like that one video of that guy crossdressing in the bathroom and his mom asks what’s he doing
And hes like “uh.. drugs!”

 

[genio]

Sometimes you just have to use dark mango psychology on your mom.... Sometimes thats just the way the cookie crumbles..

Im sorry mother i had to use my ayanokoji dark mango manipulation technique to manipulate you like lelouch and light yagami tuff johan psychology mangos

 

[Trevor]

My teachers do the same to me sometimes

 

[genio]

My teachers do the same to me sometimes

WE use com at school

 

[Nenestar]

just use ai to generate a gf on some pics. and send her some

 

[Trevor]

I hate when my mom asks about girls and school events

 

[genio]

just use ai to generate a gf on some pics. and send her some

Nah we larp

 

[knightmaxxer]

ur widdewy ayanokoji

 

[genio]

I hate when my mom asks about girls and school events

Yeah bc we’re truecels

 

[genio]

ur widdewy ayanokoji

Say wallahi
I think im more like lelouch hahaaha

 

[knightmaxxer]

Say wallahi
I think im more like lelouch hahaaha

ur like the ultimate manipoolator like that guy from deadnote

 

[genio]

ur like the ultimate manipoolator like that guy from deadnote

Haaha i know ive used my dark mango psychological manipulation on my own mudder

 

[Alexander Wolfgang]

because she thinks theyre bad and ima get r***d by a 50 year old pedophile

 

[genio]

You ARE the pedophile

 

[Alexander Wolfgang]

You ARE the pedophile

im not that old bro


and i dont like dating people under my age

 

[genio]

im not that old bro


and i dont like dating people under my age

Me neither

 

[genio]

I wanna get fucking groomed

 

[Alexander Wolfgang]

Me neither

 

[Alexander Wolfgang]

I wanna get fucking groomed

bro

 

[genio]

bro

Dont act like that shit not relatable
I js wanna get groomed by a milf already

 

[chudlite67]

I close my phone everytime im on com and shes behind me n***a
She was like “are you talking to faceless online n*****s (she didnt say n*****s she doesnt speak english)” because she thinks theyre bad and ima get r***d by a 50 year old pedophile
I was like nah and then she said “it’s fine if its your girlfriend”
n***a i started fake blushing and laughing
She thinks i have a girlfriend now because i keep laughing and refusing having one
I dont have one
Im a truecel i dont got one mother
Get manipulated like ayanokoji hahahahah

wait how do u start fake blushing

 

[genio]

wait how do u start fake blushing

Js smile and blush idk what to tell u

 

[icnone]

I close my phone everytime im on com and shes behind me n***a
She was like “are you talking to faceless online n*****s (she didnt say n*****s she doesnt speak english)” because she thinks theyre bad and ima get r***d by a 50 year old pedophile
I was like nah and then she said “it’s fine if its your girlfriend”
n***a i started fake blushing and laughing
She thinks i have a girlfriend now because i keep laughing and refusing having one
I dont have one
Im a truecel i dont got one mother
Get manipulated like ayanokoji hahahahah

tell her you aren't continuing her bloodline early on

 

[genio]

tell her you aren't continuing her bloodline early on

No n***a i can easily ascend to mtn+

 

[icnone]

No n***a i can easily ascend to mtn+

then ascend and use hypergamy + luck to pull a htb or stacylite

 

[genio]

then ascend and use hypergamy + luck to pull a htb or stacylite

n***a saying this like theyre stats in a video game
If anything ill be htn