Looksmaxxing Forum Logo

Join 58,000+ Looksmaxxing Members!

Register a FREE account today to become a member. Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox.

Register Log in
  • DISCLAIMER: DO NOT ATTEMPT TREATMENT WITHOUT LICENCED MEDICAL CONSULTATION AND SUPERVISION

    This is a public discussion forum. The owners, staff, and users of this website ARE NOT engaged in rendering professional services to the individual reader. DO NOT use the content of this website as an alternative to personal examination and advice from licenced healthcare providers. DO NOT begin, delay, or discontinue treatments and/or exercises without licenced medical supervision. Learn more

Hey there

Register to hide this ad
I’m fine , how are you gigamia
 
Bro, I’m telling you, today was pure pagalpan, straight-up clown season for me. I sat down thinking I’m some mastermind, some top-class dimag ka sher, ready to run my little drama on this old American lady. And guess what? SHE roasted me alive, bhai.

I send her this whole emotional script — full natak, full tragedy — and she replies like, ‘Nice try, hun. I’ve seen bigger jokers on Facebook Marketplace.’
BRO. Facebook Marketplace. Do you know the level of beizzati that is?!

I’m sitting there like ‘Aunty, please, at least pretend to fall for it,’ and she hits me with: ‘Beta, find a real job.’
BETA.
She called me beta, bro. Like she adopted me out of pity!

Then she started dropping links, full-on gyaan-mode, telling me about ‘career growth,’ ‘good habits,’ and ‘building confidence.’
I didn’t go there for self-improvement, yaar! I went there for kaam, and she turned it into a TED Talk!

At this point I’m thinking the universe is trolling me. If even midwestern grandmas with cat sweaters are outsmarting me, toh bas, game over. Maybe this line of work is not for me, yaar. Even my WiFi felt ashamed — it disconnected itself like, ‘Bhai, main nahi dekh sakta ye sab.
 
Omega said:
Bro, I’m telling you, today was pure pagalpan, straight-up clown season for me. I sat down thinking I’m some mastermind, some top-class dimag ka sher, ready to run my little drama on this old American lady. And guess what? SHE roasted me alive, bhai.

I send her this whole emotional script — full natak, full tragedy — and she replies like, ‘Nice try, hun. I’ve seen bigger jokers on Facebook Marketplace.’
BRO. Facebook Marketplace. Do you know the level of beizzati that is?!

I’m sitting there like ‘Aunty, please, at least pretend to fall for it,’ and she hits me with: ‘Beta, find a real job.’
BETA.
She called me beta, bro. Like she adopted me out of pity!

Then she started dropping links, full-on gyaan-mode, telling me about ‘career growth,’ ‘good habits,’ and ‘building confidence.’
I didn’t go there for self-improvement, yaar! I went there for kaam, and she turned it into a TED Talk!

At this point I’m thinking the universe is trolling me. If even midwestern grandmas with cat sweaters are outsmarting me, toh bas, game over. Maybe this line of work is not for me, yaar. Even my WiFi felt ashamed — it disconnected itself like, ‘Bhai, main nahi dekh sakta ye sab.
Click to expand...
bro this india vocabulary
ima need u to slow it down pall
 
It’s been a good day i woke up, pinned test, went to work and dooms rolled on tiktok for 3 hours, clocked out early, upper body workout at my gym, swam some laps in the pool, chilled in the sauna and now Im about to cook steak. Going to my girls place at 11 and gonna spend the night. How was ur day?
 
snow said:
It’s been a good day i woke up, pinned test, went to work and dooms rolled on tiktok for 3 hours, clocked out early, upper body workout at my gym, swam some laps in the pool, chilled in the sauna and now Im about to cook steak. Going to my girls place at 11 and gonna spend the night. How was ur day?
Click to expand...
I’m mirin ur day looks chill asl. Mine was boring
 
snow said:
It’s been a good day i woke up, pinned test, went to work and dooms rolled on tiktok for 3 hours, clocked out early, upper body workout at my gym, swam some laps in the pool, chilled in the sauna and now Im about to cook steak. Going to my girls place at 11 and gonna spend the night. How was ur day?
Click to expand...
giga.mia's day is none of your business incel. You're so fucking weird oh my days. How can one be so weird
 
snow said:
It’s been a good day i woke up, pinned test, went to work and dooms rolled on tiktok for 3 hours, clocked out early, upper body workout at my gym, swam some laps in the pool, chilled in the sauna and now Im about to cook steak. Going to my girls place at 11 and gonna spend the night. How was ur day?
Click to expand...
damn that day is WASSUP
das wassup
gang
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 1 (Looksmaxxers: 0, Guests: 1)
Back
Top