hi im v.

[viasco]

i took the most beautiful woman out the other night. we met online gaming & she was in my city las minute. we danced, drunk wine, & did coke in the club bathroom. the whole club seemed to stop & stare @ this woman everywhere we went. other girls were all over me competing with my date as if trying to take her prize from her. we made out with 3 other girls that night. all i did was wear a tank top & a pair of leopard print pants & she thought i was some fashionmaxxed god. a few years ago i wouldve never thought a woman like that would want anything to do with me, but maybe ive finally ascended. idk what to do next, im still not confident ( i can pretend ) & i still dont think ive reached my peak, but now i understand something i never did before. it's all in my head. i am whoever i say i am to this girl & i always say im batman as a joke, but like they believe ts fr. ive been on my journey since reading neil strauss back in the 7th grade, ive just never had a space to document my journey or simply discuss this type of topic with others. i want to be like the guys i used to see in the movies when i was a kid. no surgery, no peptides, f* all of the cheat codes. ill get there on my own & i hope to use this page as a way to document my journey.

 

[slenderpill]

no surgery, no peptides, f* all of the cheat codes

iqlet

 

[icnone]

i took the most beautiful woman out the other night. we met online gaming & she was in my city las minute. we danced, drunk wine, & did coke in the club bathroom. the whole club seemed to stop & stare @ this woman everywhere we went. other girls were all over me competing with my date as if trying to take her prize from her. we made out with 3 other girls that night. all i did was wear a tank top & a pair of leopard print pants & she thought i was some fashionmaxxed god. a few years ago i wouldve never thought a woman like that would want anything to do with me, but maybe ive finally ascended. idk what to do next, im still not confident ( i can pretend ) & i still dont think ive reached my peak, but now i understand something i never did before. it's all in my head. i am whoever i say i am to this girl & i always say im batman as a joke, but like they believe ts fr. ive been on my journey since reading neil strauss back in the 7th grade, ive just never had a space to document my journey or simply discuss this type of topic with others. i want to be like the guys i used to see in the movies when i was a kid. no surgery, no peptides, f* all of the cheat codes. ill get there on my own & i hope to use this page as a way to document my journey.

who's alt is this?

 

[cenkystar]

i took the most beautiful woman out the other night. we met online gaming & she was in my city las minute. we danced, drunk wine, & did coke in the club bathroom. the whole club seemed to stop & stare @ this woman everywhere we went. other girls were all over me competing with my date as if trying to take her prize from her. we made out with 3 other girls that night. all i did was wear a tank top & a pair of leopard print pants & she thought i was some fashionmaxxed god. a few years ago i wouldve never thought a woman like that would want anything to do with me, but maybe ive finally ascended. idk what to do next, im still not confident ( i can pretend ) & i still dont think ive reached my peak, but now i understand something i never did before. it's all in my head. i am whoever i say i am to this girl & i always say im batman as a joke, but like they believe ts fr. ive been on my journey since reading neil strauss back in the 7th grade, ive just never had a space to document my journey or simply discuss this type of topic with others. i want to be like the guys i used to see in the movies when i was a kid. no surgery, no peptides, f* all of the cheat codes. ill get there on my own & i hope to use this page as a way to document my journey.

sick cunt

 

[ceeuonthetop]

i took the most beautiful woman out the other night. we met online gaming & she was in my city las minute. we danced, drunk wine, & did coke in the club bathroom. the whole club seemed to stop & stare @ this woman everywhere we went. other girls were all over me competing with my date as if trying to take her prize from her. we made out with 3 other girls that night. all i did was wear a tank top & a pair of leopard print pants & she thought i was some fashionmaxxed god. a few years ago i wouldve never thought a woman like that would want anything to do with me, but maybe ive finally ascended. idk what to do next, im still not confident ( i can pretend ) & i still dont think ive reached my peak, but now i understand something i never did before. it's all in my head. i am whoever i say i am to this girl & i always say im batman as a joke, but like they believe ts fr. ive been on my journey since reading neil strauss back in the 7th grade, ive just never had a space to document my journey or simply discuss this type of topic with others. i want to be like the guys i used to see in the movies when i was a kid. no surgery, no peptides, f* all of the cheat codes. ill get there on my own & i hope to use this page as a way to document my journey.

Is this satire or something?