Hidden origins of the abo(what they don't want you to know)

[Paul Benjamin]

All yous are probably well acquainted with the Abos by now, but you still must wonder, how did this infamous "dildo cult" begin?
Like most secret societies, it wasn't originally a grandiose "dildo cult" but had very humble beginnings in some desert with a man(and his goat)
let's unpack this carefully. It all began when RXnd(@Marsyas) called me out for being a petrol sniffer, I tried to do an uno reverse and put the attention on his spic syndrome but it never worked, because he had a better rep than me on org(at the time) So I went along with it and got Abo'd with this avi.
Nothing too obscene, right?

But shortly hereafter it blew up, I don't know how. I do semen retention.

Part 2.

@Sushifart took this a step ahead, when I woke up the next day I was surprised to have found 20+ alerts of this guy having spammed abo beauty pageants on the forum.

He might've been the discord culprit

And in April, @Ceeday(JJ) @kifykify (Jimmy Hopkins) managed to make a disney trope out of this historical event.

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To keep the mystique and originality of the group, they intended to keep the history a secret, but as its founder, my conscience couldn't bear the jewry any longer. And so came this thread.

 

[aryy]

albert camus

 

[kifykify]

Your ass really typed allat just to say some mercado unimportant sheit

 

[Paul Benjamin]

Your ass really typed allat just to say some mercado unimportant sheit

Don't be afraid to ask about the mercado

 

[Ferulian]

albert camus

Le stranger

 

[Paul Benjamin]

This was important bro, the datings of the timeline. they're all skewed in whatever discord server u have.

it's a blatant ripoff.

Like hitman vs real CIA prospect

 

[aryy]

Le stranger

i have and myth of sisyphus

 

[Almighty Sigma Wolf]

All yous are probably well acquainted with the Abos by now, but you still must wonder, how did this infamous "dildo cult" begin?
Like most secret societies, it wasn't originally a grandiose "dildo cult" but had very humble beginnings in some desert with a man(and his goat)
let's unpack this carefully. It all began when RXnd(@Marsyas) called me out for being a petrol sniffer, I tried to do an uno reverse and put the attention on his spic syndrome but it never worked, because he had a better rep than me on org(at the time) So I went along with it and got Abo'd with this avi.
Nothing too obscene, right?

But shortly hereafter it blew up, I don't know how. I do semen retention.

Part 2.

@Sushifart took this a step ahead, when I woke up the next day I was surprised to have found 20+ alerts of this guy having spammed abo beauty pageants on the forum.

He might've been the discord culprit

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And in April, @Ceeday(JJ) @kifykify (Jimmy Hopkins) managed to make a disney trope out of this historical event.

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To keep the mystique and originality of the group, they intended to keep the history a secret, but as its founder, my conscience couldn't bear the jewry any longer. And so came this thread.

Too long dnr Incase you wanted to know

 

[Ceeday💯]

Your ass really typed allat just to say some mercado unimportant sheit

Niga are you serious rn, this sheit was peak

 

[Ceeday💯]

@aryy @misclick @kifykify read thru this prehistoric abo poetry

Van gogh sheit those who know @The Homelander

 

[aryy]

@aryy @misclick @kifykify read thru this prehistoric abo poetry
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Van gogh sheit those who know @The Homelander

Read this masterpiece toca
does this mean abo shall destroy goyslop without redeeming from mercado?
abo lore goes deeper than i thought

 

[misclick]

All yous are probably well acquainted with the Abos by now, but you still must wonder, how did this infamous "dildo cult" begin?
Like most secret societies, it wasn't originally a grandiose "dildo cult" but had very humble beginnings in some desert with a man(and his goat)
let's unpack this carefully. It all began when RXnd(@Marsyas) called me out for being a petrol sniffer, I tried to do an uno reverse and put the attention on his spic syndrome but it never worked, because he had a better rep than me on org(at the time) So I went along with it and got Abo'd with this avi.
Nothing too obscene, right?

But shortly hereafter it blew up, I don't know how. I do semen retention.

Part 2.

@Sushifart took this a step ahead, when I woke up the next day I was surprised to have found 20+ alerts of this guy having spammed abo beauty pageants on the forum.

He might've been the discord culprit

View attachment 297205

And in April, @Ceeday(JJ) @kifykify (Jimmy Hopkins) managed to make a disney trope out of this historical event.

View attachment 297208 '

To keep the mystique and originality of the group, they intended to keep the history a secret, but as its founder, my conscience couldn't bear the jewry any longer. And so came this thread.

mirin avi

 

[Ceeday💯]

mirin avi

you mean this one rite

 

[Ceeday💯]

 

[kifykify]

Niga are you serious rn, this sheit was peak

Blud, it's not kk, aight️ But the thread doesn't hold to the title frfr

 

[Paul Benjamin]

 

[Grilldaddy❤️]

Da abos are something