How can i fake sick tmo

[Mess]

So I was sick today in school (not vomitting, js very lightheaded and a sore stomach) so I went home
Tmo i have a shit ton of re homework which i do not feel like doing, how I can "fake sick" to get off?
Any suggestions?

@delonisliterallyme @BimaxLaser @lemonpie @Chifuyu @BodieDysmorphia

 

[BimaxLaser]

Tell your mom you are sick

 

[Mess]

Tell your mom you are sick

she is strict asf, i need genuiene proof or really convincing acting

 

[Deleted Member 59374]

cry

 

[Mess]

cry

never...

 

[Deleted Member 59374]

never...

stone cold…

 

[slopslinger]

she is strict asf, i need genuiene proof or really convincing acting

will she follow you into the bathroom as well? no one can dispute diarrhea.

 

[Mess]

will she follow you into the bathroom as well? no one can dispute diarrhea.

That's what I'm thinking of doing, but it's so cringey saying, "I have bad diarrhea, I don't want to shit myself in school."

 

[BimaxLaser]

Tell her you had diarrhea and had to vomit this night plus say you have a headache cause its not falsifiable plus stomach ache

 

[Mess]

Tell her you had diarrhea and had to vomit this night plus say you have a headache cause its not falsifiable plus stomach ache

two points for the diarrhea route, looks like we have an early winner!

 

[snufkin]

That's what I'm thinking of doing, but it's so cringey saying, "I have bad diarrhea, I don't want to shit myself in school."

n***a

 

[Mess]

n***a

what else do i say man

 

[i_love_roosters]

Eat raw potatoes, works like a charm

 

[snufkin]

what else do i say man

Say that and that you feel horrible

 

[Deleted member 42538]

est handzantizer

 

[Mess]

est handzantizer

idk how, can you send vid tutorial and top 3 brands to buy?

 

[Deleted member 42538]

idk how, can you send vid tutorial and top 3 brands to buy?

no

 

[Mess]

no

if you don't the monster in my pfp while crawl in from your bedroom window at night and kidnap you...
you've been warned

 

[ey88]

Get blackout drunk tonight so you’re throwing up and look ill in the morning

 

[Mess]

Get blackout drunk tonight so you’re throwing up and look ill in the morning

I'll do that anyway lol