how do i convince my parents to get me a pole for my bday?

[Mia]

guys my birthday is gen tmrw and i already know im finna get a decent amount of money because i made sure damn near everyone in my ratty town somehow knows its my birthday. the problem is HOW im gonna spend it.

i was finna buy robux but i need something bigger. something that changes lives. thats why i thought of a pole. js let me explain.

ive always wanted a pole to dance on. no freaky shit. im talking princess shit. whimsical shit. like i wanna spin around on it like sofia the first type shit. i js feel like i could have the time of my life on one. i could be twirling n swinging around whenever i want.

i just dont know how to APPROACH my parents about this.

like i walk up to them and go:

"hey...so do you think i can get a pole for my birthday?"

bro i wldnt even hear myself out.

@Pinksunglasses @lowtiersubhuman @Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX

 

[Mao Zedong]

guys my birthday is gen tmrw and i already know im finna get a decent amount of money because i made sure damn near everyone in my ratty town somehow knows its my birthday. the problem is HOW im gonna spend it.

i was finna buy robux but i need something bigger. something that changes lives. thats why i thought of a pole. js let me explain.

ive always wanted a pole to dance on. no freaky shit. im talking princess shit. whimsical shit. like i wanna spin around on it like sofia the first type shit. i js feel like i could have the time of my life on one. i could be twirling n swinging around whenever i want.

i just dont know how to APPROACH my parents about this.

like i walk up to them and go:

"hey...so do you think i can get a pole for my birthday?"

bro i wldnt even hear myself out.

@Pinksunglasses @lowtiersubhuman @Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX

ur for the streets giga n***a

 

[True Spaniard]

guys my birthday is gen tmrw and i already know im finna get a decent amount of money because i made sure damn near everyone in my ratty town somehow knows its my birthday. the problem is HOW im gonna spend it.

i was finna buy robux but i need something bigger. something that changes lives. thats why i thought of a pole. js let me explain.

ive always wanted a pole to dance on. no freaky shit. im talking princess shit. whimsical shit. like i wanna spin around on it like sofia the first type shit. i js feel like i could have the time of my life on one. i could be twirling n swinging around whenever i want.

i just dont know how to APPROACH my parents about this.

like i walk up to them and go:

"hey...so do you think i can get a pole for my birthday?"

bro i wldnt even hear myself out.

@Pinksunglasses @lowtiersubhuman @Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX

Just spend it on ascension, a poll isnt gonna do much on your life

 

[zaycism]

guys my birthday is gen tmrw and i already know im finna get a decent amount of money because i made sure damn near everyone in my ratty town somehow knows its my birthday. the problem is HOW im gonna spend it.

i was finna buy robux but i need something bigger. something that changes lives. thats why i thought of a pole. js let me explain.

ive always wanted a pole to dance on. no freaky shit. im talking princess shit. whimsical shit. like i wanna spin around on it like sofia the first type shit. i js feel like i could have the time of my life on one. i could be twirling n swinging around whenever i want.

i just dont know how to APPROACH my parents about this.

like i walk up to them and go:

"hey...so do you think i can get a pole for my birthday?"

bro i wldnt even hear myself out.

@Pinksunglasses @lowtiersubhuman @Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX

Tell them u want to be a stripper

 

[dimorph.ic]

yeah go on ahead and get them robux

 

[Mia]

ur for the streets giga n***a

bro is not for freaky shit

 

[Mao Zedong]

bro is not for freaky shit

yea ok giga n***a

 

[chero]

guys my birthday is gen tmrw and i already know im finna get a decent amount of money because i made sure damn near everyone in my ratty town somehow knows its my birthday. the problem is HOW im gonna spend it.

i was finna buy robux but i need something bigger. something that changes lives. thats why i thought of a pole. js let me explain.

ive always wanted a pole to dance on. no freaky shit. im talking princess shit. whimsical shit. like i wanna spin around on it like sofia the first type shit. i js feel like i could have the time of my life on one. i could be twirling n swinging around whenever i want.

i just dont know how to APPROACH my parents about this.

like i walk up to them and go:

"hey...so do you think i can get a pole for my birthday?"

bro i wldnt even hear myself out.

@Pinksunglasses @lowtiersubhuman @Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX

is there anything else u can ask for

 

[Penalizer69]

Talk about muh health benefits, also alot of women will pay for pole dancing classes so once you're good enough you could make a side hustle from it

 

[submissivechud]

guys my birthday is gen tmrw and i already know im finna get a decent amount of money because i made sure damn near everyone in my ratty town somehow knows its my birthday. the problem is HOW im gonna spend it.

i was finna buy robux but i need something bigger. something that changes lives. thats why i thought of a pole. js let me explain.

ive always wanted a pole to dance on. no freaky shit. im talking princess shit. whimsical shit. like i wanna spin around on it like sofia the first type shit. i js feel like i could have the time of my life on one. i could be twirling n swinging around whenever i want.

i just dont know how to APPROACH my parents about this.

like i walk up to them and go:

"hey...so do you think i can get a pole for my birthday?"

bro i wldnt even hear myself out.

@Pinksunglasses @lowtiersubhuman @Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX

Tell your parent you want to become a professional stripper and that if they don't buy you a pole at home you'll do it in strip clubs

 

[Mia]

is there anything else u can ask for

idk maybe i can ask them for a digi cam

Tell your parent you want to become a professional stripper and that if they don't buy you a pole at home you'll do it in strip clubs

they wld end me

 

[submissivechud]

idk maybe i can ask them for a digi cam

A digital camera to record your pole dancing?

they wld end me

I see
I don't know what to tell you then

 

[ᴬᵈᵃᵐ]

A pole you want a pole

 

[Gesandt]

guys my birthday is gen tmrw and i already know im finna get a decent amount of money because i made sure damn near everyone in my ratty town somehow knows its my birthday. the problem is HOW im gonna spend it.

i was finna buy robux but i need something bigger. something that changes lives. thats why i thought of a pole. js let me explain.

ive always wanted a pole to dance on. no freaky shit. im talking princess shit. whimsical shit. like i wanna spin around on it like sofia the first type shit. i js feel like i could have the time of my life on one. i could be twirling n swinging around whenever i want.

i just dont know how to APPROACH my parents about this.

like i walk up to them and go:

"hey...so do you think i can get a pole for my birthday?"

bro i wldnt even hear myself out.

@Pinksunglasses @lowtiersubhuman @Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX

hahaha and then we can install that shit in my room

 

[chero]

idk maybe i can ask them for a digi cam

they wld end me

get a digi cam instead

 

[Pinksunglasses]

guys my birthday is gen tmrw and i already know im finna get a decent amount of money because i made sure damn near everyone in my ratty town somehow knows its my birthday. the problem is HOW im gonna spend it.

i was finna buy robux but i need something bigger. something that changes lives. thats why i thought of a pole. js let me explain.

ive always wanted a pole to dance on. no freaky shit. im talking princess shit. whimsical shit. like i wanna spin around on it like sofia the first type shit. i js feel like i could have the time of my life on one. i could be twirling n swinging around whenever i want.

i just dont know how to APPROACH my parents about this.

like i walk up to them and go:

"hey...so do you think i can get a pole for my birthday?"

bro i wldnt even hear myself out.

@Pinksunglasses @lowtiersubhuman @Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX

“Yo I WANA be a stripper I’ll offer free lap dances if u start up my career”

 

[Mia]

A pole you want a pole

yes Adam i wnt a pole

“Yo I WANA be a stripper I’ll offer free lap dances if u start up my career”

pinky tread lightly

 

[ᴬᵈᵃᵐ]

yes Adam i wnt a pole

Was going to make a joke that I can give you one but im mature now

 

[Mia]

Was going to make a joke that I can give you one but im mature now

ty for being mature son

 

[rand anon]

Say

always wanted a pole to dance on. no freaky shit

 

[ermhilol]

I cant wait to get a pole so I can blow my brains out

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

guys my birthday is gen tmrw and i already know im finna get a decent amount of money because i made sure damn near everyone in my ratty town somehow knows its my birthday. the problem is HOW im gonna spend it.

i was finna buy robux but i need something bigger. something that changes lives. thats why i thought of a pole. js let me explain.

ive always wanted a pole to dance on. no freaky shit. im talking princess shit. whimsical shit. like i wanna spin around on it like sofia the first type shit. i js feel like i could have the time of my life on one. i could be twirling n swinging around whenever i want.

i just dont know how to APPROACH my parents about this.

like i walk up to them and go:

"hey...so do you think i can get a pole for my birthday?"

bro i wldnt even hear myself out.

@Pinksunglasses @lowtiersubhuman @Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX

Calisthenics
I lowkey want one to to do my flagpoles