How Do I get my crush

[Ghoultune]

Okay so

I have nver spoken to him he doesn’t know who I am and he has a girlfriend

Now about the girlfriend, she is a fat (not chubby but visibly fat) normal girl so I don’t have to worry heavy about my looks but he is black and maybe it’s true they only like fat white girls but I am not gonna get fat for him that’s wild

I can try staring from across the room

 

[Thebird]

reading this felt like a terrible fever dream

 

[Superior]

Okay so

I have nver spoken to him he doesn’t know who I am and he has a girlfriend

Now about the girlfriend, she is a fat (not chubby but visibly fat) normal girl so I don’t have to worry heavy about my looks but he is black and maybe it’s true they only like fat white girls but I am not gonna get fat for him that’s wild

I can try staring from across the room

hello

 

[Ghoultune]

hello

Hi

 

[Omnipresence_]

Bathe in cottage cheese 3 times a week, NO showers.

 

[BigDihDiddy]

Okay so

I have nver spoken to him he doesn’t know who I am and he has a girlfriend

Now about the girlfriend, she is a fat (not chubby but visibly fat) normal girl so I don’t have to worry heavy about my looks but he is black and maybe it’s true they only like fat white girls but I am not gonna get fat for him that’s wild

I can try staring from across the room

Bring a shirt that says I love BBC and he’ll notice u

 

[Ghoultune]

Bring a shirt that says I love BBC and he’ll notice u

I don’t want to be suspended

 

[kornfan]

Okay so

I have nver spoken to him he doesn’t know who I am and he has a girlfriend

Now about the girlfriend, she is a fat (not chubby but visibly fat) normal girl so I don’t have to worry heavy about my looks but he is black and maybe it’s true they only like fat white girls but I am not gonna get fat for him that’s wild

I can try staring from across the room

what about saying hello and being friendly

also don’t listen to me i have 3 failed attempts for a fucking talking stage with 3 diferent girls so yeah

 

[Chainsandwhips2]

Bring a shirt that says I love BBC and he’ll notice u

caged

 

[kornfan]

I don’t want to be suspended

explain it stands for British Broadcasting Company and a relative of yours is working there

 

[Ghoultune]

what about saying hello and being friendly

also don’t listen to me i have 3 failed attempts for a fucking talking stage with 3 diferent girls so yeah

The last time I instituted a conversation the people looked at me like i r***d them

 

[Deleted Member 98945]

Okay so

I have nver spoken to him he doesn’t know who I am and he has a girlfriend

Now about the girlfriend, she is a fat (not chubby but visibly fat) normal girl so I don’t have to worry heavy about my looks but he is black and maybe it’s true they only like fat white girls but I am not gonna get fat for him that’s wild

I can try staring from across the room

Just make her chase after you until she’s skinny dummy

 

[BigDihDiddy]

I don’t want to be suspended

If principal asks u say u love the British broadcast corporation and the fact they think it’s something else is their problem

 

[Ghoultune]

Just make her chase after you until she’s skinny dummy

Did you even read

 

[Ghoultune]

If principal asks u say u love the British broadcast corporation and the fact they think it’s something else is their problem

Okay Got it.


What if he has a bbc junior

 

[Deleted Member 98945]

Did you even read

Nah I never knew born superior was black tho

 

[BigDihDiddy]

Okay Got it.


What if he has a bbc junior

Then u wouldn’t want him anyway type beat

 

[marblesoup]

Okay so

I have nver spoken to him he doesn’t know who I am and he has a girlfriend

Now about the girlfriend, she is a fat (not chubby but visibly fat) normal girl so I don’t have to worry heavy about my looks but he is black and maybe it’s true they only like fat white girls but I am not gonna get fat for him that’s wild

I can try staring from across the room

maybe try talking to him and asking about school or hobbies or just say hi in passing

 

[winterfoid]

befriend his gf so you get to spend more time around him, subtly neg her in front of him to gauge his reaction, give her pep talks like “girllll you could do sooo much better”

thats what i would do if i was evil probably

 

[Pepelmint]

Okay so

I have nver spoken to him he doesn’t know who I am and he has a girlfriend

Now about the girlfriend, she is a fat (not chubby but visibly fat) normal girl so I don’t have to worry heavy about my looks but he is black and maybe it’s true they only like fat white girls but I am not gonna get fat for him that’s wild

I can try staring from across the room

Be skinny

 

[Deleted Member 85367]

Okay so

I have nver spoken to him he doesn’t know who I am and he has a girlfriend

Now about the girlfriend, she is a fat (not chubby but visibly fat) normal girl so I don’t have to worry heavy about my looks but he is black and maybe it’s true they only like fat white girls but I am not gonna get fat for him that’s wild

I can try staring from across the room

n***a GHOULTUNE BLACKED BEFORE GTA 6 IM CRYING n***a HOLY SHIT

 

[woof]

idk dude just play roblox or something

 

[PingPong]

he is black

 

[Ghoultune]

n***a GHOULTUNE BLACKED BEFORE GTA 6 IM CRYING n***a HOLY SHIT

Calm Down

 

[Deleted Member 85367]

Calm Down

Sorry.

 

[Ghoultune]

Sorry.

STOP APOLOGIZING AND STAND YOUR GROUND. WHERE IS THE BANTER???

 

[Deleted Member 85367]

STOP APOLOGIZING AND STAND YOUR GROUND. WHERE IS THE BANTER???

Im a monk

 

[Ghoultune]

Im a monk

Why

 

[Deleted Member 85367]

Why

league of legends and valorant filled my heart with hatred

im reforming

 

[kimothy]

what did i just read

i think u can bag him bc ur ghoultune

 

[Rololongs]

Okay so

I have nver spoken to him he doesn’t know who I am and he has a girlfriend

Now about the girlfriend, she is a fat (not chubby but visibly fat) normal girl so I don’t have to worry heavy about my looks but he is black and maybe it’s true they only like fat white girls but I am not gonna get fat for him that’s wild

I can try staring from across the room

uh

 

[Ghoultune]

uh

Uh Uh Uh Uh Hu Hu Hu Hu

 

[ToryToad]

Okay so

I have nver spoken to him he doesn’t know who I am and he has a girlfriend

Now about the girlfriend, she is a fat (not chubby but visibly fat) normal girl so I don’t have to worry heavy about my looks but he is black and maybe it’s true they only like fat white girls but I am not gonna get fat for him that’s wild

I can try staring from across the room

brutal

 

[HowToBasic]

Okay so

I have nver spoken to him he doesn’t know who I am and he has a girlfriend

Now about the girlfriend, she is a fat (not chubby but visibly fat) normal girl so I don’t have to worry heavy about my looks but he is black and maybe it’s true they only like fat white girls but I am not gonna get fat for him that’s wild

I can try staring from across the room

You can’t your ugly

 

[Ghoultune]

You can’t your ugly

Yes I can STOP HATING ON ME

 

[jkcwakcjw]

I don’t want to be suspended

it will say "I love BB's", but when u see him, u put a post it note with the letter C in sharpie over the S

 

[grav]

Okay so

I have nver spoken to him he doesn’t know who I am and he has a girlfriend

Now about the girlfriend, she is a fat (not chubby but visibly fat) normal girl so I don’t have to worry heavy about my looks but he is black and maybe it’s true they only like fat white girls but I am not gonna get fat for him that’s wild

I can try staring from across the room

Challenge his gf to a mog battle

 

[2Beau]

Okay so

I have nver spoken to him he doesn’t know who I am and he has a girlfriend

Now about the girlfriend, she is a fat (not chubby but visibly fat) normal girl so I don’t have to worry heavy about my looks but he is black and maybe it’s true they only like fat white girls but I am not gonna get fat for him that’s wild

I can try staring from across the room

Thought you had a boyfriend

 

[Ghoultune]

Thought you had a boyfriend

Since when

 

[2Beau]

Since when

Didn’t finish the thread why do you want to date a n****r are you ethnic?

 

[Ghoultune]

Didn’t finish the thread why do you want to date a n****r are you ethnic?

No. And I just like him he is cool

 

[2Beau]

No. And I just like him he is cool

Well mentally you’re retarded for wanting to infect yourself, idk what you look like and if ethnics are your only options but go for a white chad and make your dad proud

 

[Ghoultune]

Well mentally you’re retarded for wanting to infect yourself, idk what you look like and if ethnics are your only options but go for a white chad and make your dad proud

In what world am I pulling a chad and I dont have a specific type so it’s not like I only like black guys and my father is absent

 

[2Beau]

In what world am I pulling a chad and I dont have a specific type so it’s not like I only like black guys and my father is absent

Explains a lot on why you’d make this choice but make your ancestors proud and your descendants. Whats your rating, black are (99.9% of the time ) capped at mtn

 

[Ghoultune]

Explains a lot on why you’d make this choice but make your ancestors proud and your descendants. Whats your rating, black are (99.9% of the time ) capped at mtn

ltb