How do I jerk off on vacation

[dimorph.ic]

I’m a nice guy
I’m not gonna buy a hooker but if I did I’d tip her

Just slay me atp im otw

 

[twinkslayrr]

ehat threads I made 5k threads

The one you talked about earlier


You said something about a good one and a bad one

 

[twinkslayrr]

Just slay me atp im otw

Sorry I’m into blond guys

 

[dimorph.ic]

Sorry I’m into blond guys

ew brown hair ontop

 

[submissivechud]

I’m with the fam

What the hell do I do I can’t see straight because I’m to horny all the time

I can’t enjoy shit it’s not even nice anymore I just wanna get this out

turn on the shower and beat ur shit there

 

[twinkslayrr]

ew brown hair ontop

Blonde puppy boys are cuter

Unless it’s a pale dark haired depressed looking twink

 

[Angel]

shower

or wait until they aren't in the hotel room and say you aren't feeling well

 

[twinkslayrr]

shower

or wait until they aren't in the hotel room and say you aren't feeling well

I need a solution NOW

I already showerd today

 

[Angel]

I need a solution NOW

I already showerd today

when do they leave next?

 

[twinkslayrr]

when do they leave next?

I have no idea

Prob tomorrow

 

[dimorph.ic]

I have no idea

Prob tomorrow

Damn r they next to u all the time or what

 

[twinkslayrr]

Damn r they next to u all the time or what

Pretty much

 

[Angel]

I have no idea

Prob tomorrow

i'll fly you out to me

 

[twinkslayrr]

i'll fly you out to me

Ouuu shi

 

[dimorph.ic]

Pretty much

Damnnn you might have to stick a plug up ur ass and hope that stimulates you

 

[twinkslayrr]

Damnnn you might have to stick a plug up ur ass and hope that stimulates you

Chill out I’m not that gay

 

[Angel]

realistically just say you aren't feeling well and need to be left alone

stay back when they go out to attractions and catch up with them

if that don't work wait until they're asleep and go in the bathroom, hotels also have handicapped washrooms

 

[twinkslayrr]

realistically just say you aren't feeling well and need to be left alone

stay back when they go out to attractions and catch up with them

if that don't work wait until they're asleep and go in the bathroom, hotels also have handicapped washrooms

My knight in shining armor

 

[dimorph.ic]

My knight in shining armor

You da real armor

 

[twinkslayrr]

You da real armor

Yo @gloomy fly this guy out too

I have a plan

 

[dimorph.ic]

Yo @gloomy fry this guy out too

I have a plan

noooo

 

[twinkslayrr]

noooo

I’ll be gentle don’t worry

Unless you’re blonde….

 

[dimorph.ic]

I’ll be gentle don’t worry

Unless you’re blonde….

🫪chill bro im lowkey kira-lite brown hair ontop

 

[twinkslayrr]

🫪chill bro im lowkey kira-lite brown hair ontop

hair dye it blonde tho
Golden blonde
And then find some cute matching puppy ears on amazon

 

[dimorph.ic]

hair dye it blonde tho
Golden blonde
And then find some cute matching puppy ears on amazon

this wont work im a slayer at heart

 

[twinkslayrr]

this wont work im a slayer at heart

Don’t call me