anytime someone suggest an actual useful looksmax than actually is simple and works, everyone runs to call it cope and then goes back to ice hooding, mewing, and bonesmashing. you guys are so immature that when i suggested applying cum to face to cure acne (works insanely well btw so JFL @ u faggots who are so insecure in ur sexuality u can’t apply ur own cum to ur face for a few minutes without feeling like ur gay) everyone assumed i was trolling. have fun ice hooding faggots i hope it gets u one sliver of pussy in ur life incel.
I just found out my wife's boyfriend is a Trump supporter and I'm devastated
I don't even know how to process this right now.
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Last night, during our usual Thursday dinner (me, my wife, her boyfriend) the unthinkable happened. We were all sipping kombucha and discussing The Handmaid's Tale when my wifes bf suddenly said, and I quote:
"I actually think Trump had some good economic policies."
I choked on my Beyond Meat quinoa wrap. I looked at my wife. She looked at me. I looked at Kyle like he had just farted in a Whole Foods. It was chaos.
This is a man who regularly sleeps with my wife in our ethically-shared king-sized bed. This is a man who has played Animal Crossing on my Switch. This is a man I trusted to water my succulents when I was at my yoga retreat in Tulum. And he... votes red?
I feel sick.
I immediately asked him to leave and told my wife we need to reevaluate our relationship boundaries. She said I was "overreacting" and that "everyone's entitled to their opinion." I reminded her that some opinions lead to fascism.
I've since saged the apartment, unfollowed Kyle on Goodreads, and submitted a formal complaint to our polycule council. I also threw out his beard oil (non-vegan anyway) and replaced it with a copy of The Communist Manifesto in case he decides to self-reflect.
I guess I just needed to get this off my chest. I feel like I've been cheated on.. EDIT: Yes, I own Funko Pops. That doesn't make this less serious.
