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Story How I got gear without getting whooped by my parents

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So first of all, I decided to run a cycle of 350mg Test E with Arimidex on hand to make sure I dont start producing milkshakes from my titty tippies and clomid for my PCT. As well as da alcohol pads needles and all that good shit

So first of all before buying the gear myself I went over to my local pharma with dis dude who chill asf and doesnt ask me much, I pretended to be ona call with ym mom acting like my mom was telling me to get clomidiphene from him and then I told the dude clomid and he just pulled out a pack of 30 tabs 25mg then i asked for one more pack and that was pretty much it. only thing is he usually keeps a tab of everything thats bought since we're basically his regulars due to us having to buy a lot of meds for my grandpa and we just buy a bunch of shit and put it on the tab i paid for the clomid seperately so i hope he didnt put it on the tab, i was planning on running 50/50/25/25 so shit worked out pretty well, now i wouldve asked for an AI too but i didnt want him to get suspicious so i bought the AI off of indiamart its not that difficult to lie and say the medicine is for some random bullshit but the main problem is the fucking oil, and the insulin needles and the rest of the shit

So I started brainstorming now of how I can get the gear and needles while making sure nobody suspects a thing. Then I realized one of my autistic hobbies used to be trying to make perfumes. And i got knee fucking deep in this hobby at one point, im talking i used to genuinely negotiate with b2b businesses to buy aromachemicals and shit. I used to spend almost hours just fucking concocting perfumes and i spent a shitload of fucking money on equipment, digital scales, those mixing things magnetic mixing thingies, perfumers alcohol and a bunch of aromachemicals as well as some essential oils. So i decided that my game plan was going to be somehow explaining to my parents the reason i was buying insulin needles and testosterone fucking enanthate was because i wanted to mix up a new lil fragrance . my story was so fucking weak one fucking google search and my ass was grass. but neverthless I decided ill go with it. So i bought the oil from a reputable chinese supplier i found from a bodybuilding forum and i got the needles online and then i startedgetting scared that my parents would find out so i cancelled the oils and i actually got a refund like 2-3 days later and thats it basically, i might buy it soon as long as i can think of a better story or maybe a different location so that theres 0 chance i get caught anyway sorry for the clickbait now rep me
 
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Also how old are you? Do you care about height?
Im 16 but im 183.5 cm so i dont really care about growing taller anymore my growth plates are probably already closed tbh since I haven’t grown more than a cm or a cm and half since 14
 
Wait why the fuck are you pcting 💀💀
Im not even sure tbh im just a bit scared about steroids i was planning on blasting and cruising after this cycle I’m going to do 400 test 200-250 tren 20mg dbol then drop down to 100-150 test cruising
 

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