How I severed the tendon in my left hand. 🩸💀 🥃

[The Centipede]

I hosted a Halloween party at my house back in 2019. Became violently drunk and started chucking dining chairs around.

Was wondering around with my shirt open, threatening to hit everyone in sight, men, women, children, people’s pets.
I was holding a crystal brandy glass in my left hand. I became so enraged about fuck-knows what the glass exploded, blood was everywhere. I wrapped my hand in a tea towel, taped it up with duct tape and carried on drinking and the party went well after that.

The next morning I woke up really pale, the tea towel soaked in blood. Took it off and my tendon was hanging out. Got taken to hospital, and they put me under and operated on it.

They put a cast on it and then I went out the following day and carried on with my binge

DNR

Calcutta Tales

 

[The Centipede]

@Dandelions @genio @Arya @chudlite67

Though you’d find this interesting.

 

[genio]

Youre a G n***a

 

[MikuL0vr:3]

drinking is r3tarded

 

[benny]

never a dull thread

 

[MikuL0vr:3]

never a dull thread

who

 

[Aryy]

never a dull thread

what im saying

 

[chudlite67]

I hosted a Halloween party at my house back in 2019. Became violently drunk and started chucking dining chairs around.

Was wondering around with my shirt open, threatening to hit everyone in sight, men, women, children, people’s pets.
I was holding a crystal brandy glass in my left hand. I became so enraged about fuck-knows what the glass exploded, blood was everywhere. I wrapped my hand in a tea towel, taped it up with duct tape and carried on drinking and the party went well after that.

The next morning I woke up really pale, the tea towel soaked in blood. Took it off and my tendon was hanging out. Got taken to hospital, and they put me under and operated on it.

They put a cast on it and then I went out the following day and carried on with my binge

DNR

Calcutta Tales

EEWWW DONT EVER SAY THIS TO ME AGAIN

 

[The Centipede]

EEWWW DONT EVER SAY THIS TO ME AGAIN

STFU.

 

[chudlite67]

STFU.

Sorry hehe

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

I hosted a Halloween party at my house back in 2019. Became violently drunk and started chucking dining chairs around.

Was wondering around with my shirt open, threatening to hit everyone in sight, men, women, children, people’s pets.
I was holding a crystal brandy glass in my left hand. I became so enraged about fuck-knows what the glass exploded, blood was everywhere. I wrapped my hand in a tea towel, taped it up with duct tape and carried on drinking and the party went well after that.

The next morning I woke up really pale, the tea towel soaked in blood. Took it off and my tendon was hanging out. Got taken to hospital, and they put me under and operated on it.

They put a cast on it and then I went out the following day and carried on with my binge

DNR

Calcutta Tales

Don't drink kids you could be like this dumbass

 

[The Centipede]

Don't drink kids you could be like this dumbass

I’ll cave your head in with a fucking shampoo bottle

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

I’ll cave your head in with a fucking shampoo bottle

Ayo chilll that's one of my biggest turn ons

 

[The Centipede]

@HerculesJr. @BigDihDiddy ⚦ @GermanAngel @slim_jim001

Further opinions?

Am I officially tarded?

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

@HerculesJr. @BigDihDiddy ⚦ @GermanAngel @slim_jim001

Further opinions?

Am I officially tarded?

Bro... I think we both know the answer to that. But its okay we'll all love you no matter what brah

 

[slim_jim001]

@HerculesJr. @BigDihDiddy ⚦ @GermanAngel @slim_jim001

Further opinions?

Am I officially tarded?

Wow many tales I’ve head not as great as this, the last straw was placed and your tendon could bare no more, it is symbolic, that it is better to masturbate with ur right hand, beautiful, if anything this made you a saint, the sacrifice being your left tendon ohhh tendon tendon mmmleft tendon

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

Wow many tales I’ve head not as great as this, the last straw was placed and your tendon could bare no more, it is symbolic, that it is better to masturbate with ur right hand, beautiful, if anything this made you a saint, the sacrifice being your left tendon ohhh tendon tendon mmmleft tendon

Imagine chewing on his tendon

 

[slim_jim001]

Imagine chewing on his tendon

I’m leaking

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

I’m leaking

Imagine grilling him ova da fiya and smoking him low and slow like a brisket

 

[slim_jim001]

Imagine grilling him ova da fiya and smoking him low and slow like a brisket

I imagine me and my buddies…as sardines soaking up olive oil side by side

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

I imagine me and my buddies…as sardines soaking up olive oil side by side

Oooh yummy i actually really like sardines they boost test and they're yummers

 

[slim_jim001]

Oooh yummy i actually really like sardines they boost test and they're yummers

Yes I crave sardines and olives now I want the charcuterie board

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

Yes I crave sardines and olives now I want the charcuterie board

Bro salt cured olives are so good

 

[The Centipede]

I have anchovies in the pantry. I like them also.

 

[slim_jim001]

Bro salt cured olives are so good

I’m thinking of all these savory foods now Gouda cheese yummy I wanna make a plate with everything mentioned

 

[slim_jim001]

I have anchovies in the pantry. I like them also.

He’s so small anchovies call him folk BECAUSE THEIR BUDDIES and neighbors

 

[The Centipede]

Maybe later I’ll do a meat and cheeseboard with olives, and a nice Rioja.

That’s a good idea.

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

Maybe later I’ll do a meat and cheeseboard with olives, and a nice Rioja.

That’s a good idea.

Y'all ever try turkey

 

[slim_jim001]

Maybe later I’ll do a meat and cheeseboard with olives, and a nice Rioja.

That’s a good idea.

Wowowowowow sounds amazing, I dream to eat this bougie on daily one I marry a rich man

 

[slim_jim001]

Y'all ever try turkey

Ive had sliced turkey made by nestle full of soy

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

Ive had sliced turkey made by nestle full of soy

It's ova for your gut bro

 

[slim_jim001]

It's ova for your gut bro

It was a while ago, probably quartile I recall preferring slim Jim’s at the time

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

Ive had sliced turkey made by nestle full of soy

You gotta drink raw milk and Colostrum and kifier and batcha to up ur test

 

[slim_jim001]

You gotta drink raw milk and Colostrum and kifier and batcha to up ur test

Keifer makes your balls huge allegedly and boosts test allegedly I’ve just been eating Greek yogurt my neighbors chicken eggs, and grass fed beef allegedly but I’ve had raw milk and colostrum before and it was the yummest

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

Keifer makes your balls huge allegedly and boosts test allegedly I’ve just been eating Greek yogurt my neighbors chicken eggs, and grass fed beef allegedly but I’ve had raw milk and colostrum before and it was the yummest

Mmmmmm yummy very but you're missing out on your batcha

 

[slim_jim001]

Mmmmmm yummy very but you're missing out on your batcha

I yearn for raw milk

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

I yearn for raw milk

Yummy milk

 

[slim_jim001]

Yummy milk

Hungry now

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

Hungry now

Bro what's your favorite kind of milk, i only ever had cows milk

 

[slim_jim001]

Bro what's your favorite kind of milk, i only ever had cows milk

Goat milk, my mom shopped at farms a lot growing up and would occasionally get goat milk,, she would boil the milk which might be nerfing it idk and put dark chocolate it tasted so good it’s much stronger then cow milk by itself 2

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

Goat milk, my mom shopped at farms a lot growing up and would occasionally get goat milk,, she would boil the milk which might be nerfing it idk and put dark chocolate it tasted so good it’s much stronger then cow milk by itself 2

Ohhh sounds yum i never had that lol i want to try it and Buffalo's milk one day. Bison milk is also something I'm curious about.

 

[slim_jim001]

Ohhh sounds yum i never had that lol i want to try it and Buffalo's milk one day. Bison milk is also something I'm curious about.

This is me with eggs, I want an ostrich egg