How many near-death expirences have y'all had?

[trueceljester]

Title

 

[ilovelaura]

0, my life is boring as shit

 

[kimothy]

none i think

 

[sparkle]

I almost got hit by cars on like 4 different occasions i need to learn how to cross the street

 

[trueceljester]

I almost got hit by cars on like 4 different occasions i need to learn how to cross the street

Some guy once tried pushing me into a car, he was a Manlet so I'm not even mad

 

[marblesoup]

only two that i can remember : p

almost got hit by a huge truck, and a homeless person tried to kill me HAHA

i guess maybe three, since one guy followed me home in his car and i saw a gun, not sure if that was for me since i was too distracted by him literally jerking off HAHAHAHAHGSGAHAH

 

[sparkle]

Some guy once tried pushing me into a car, he was a Manlet so I'm not even mad

why

 

[trueceljester]

only two that i can remember : p

What were they

 

[trueceljester]

why

Guy didn't like me JFL

 

[sparkle]

Guy didn't like me JFL

What did u do after then

 

[marblesoup]

What were they

i edited it ^_^

i figured if i were to reply i should probably actually say what happened

 

[trueceljester]

What did u do after then

Lwk did sum crazy shit

 

[kimothy]

Some guy once tried pushing me into a car, he was a Manlet so I'm not even mad

bruh this happened to me

 

[trueceljester]

bruh this happened to me

Twin

 

[sparkle]

only two that i can remember : p

almost got hit by a huge truck, and a homeless person tried to kill me HAHA

i guess maybe three, since one guy followed me home in his car and i saw a gun, not sure if that was for me since i was too distracted by him literally jerking off HAHAHAHAHGSGAHAH

what kind of life are u living that a homeless guy wants to kill u and another follows u home

 

[sparkle]

Lwk did sum crazy shit

Gonna say what or ??

 

[trueceljester]

what kind of life are u living that a homeless guy wants to kill u and another follows u home

To be jerked off to is lwk insane tho no?

 

[trueceljester]

Gonna say what or ??

Lwk dk if its legal so prolly na

 

[sparkle]

Lwk dk if its legal so prolly na

aw i wanted to hear

 

[marblesoup]

what kind of life are u living that a homeless guy wants to kill u and another follows u home

my city is crawling with homeless people HAHA

To be jerked off to is lwk insane tho no?

i know right so flattering…

 

[trueceljester]

i know right so flattering…

Please tell me this is a joke.

 

[marblesoup]

Please tell me this is a joke.

NO IM KIDDINGHAHAHA it’s not flattering at all

i was so horrified i couldn’t sleep without the light on for this entire year

 

[grav]

i was too distracted by him literally jerking off HAHAHAHAHGSGAHAH

Sudden turn

 

[trueceljester]

Sudden turn

Who jerks off in public tho

 

[grav]

Who jerks off in public tho

Us

 

[sparkle]

NO IM KIDDINGHAHAHA it’s not flattering at all

i was so horrified i couldn’t sleep without the light on for this entire year

No i would kill myself if rhat happened tbh

 

[marblesoup]

Sudden turn

you can imagine my surprise looking into his car HAHAHAH

Who jerks off in public tho

he was probably chasing a thrill or something, he was in his car so i guess it’s not too crazy but he had the window facing me rolled down

 

[trueceljester]

Us

Bro WE don't goon in public, WE jus lwk nuh our pants bro, like both of US

 

[grav]

Title

Probly all of them except suicide

 

[Deleted Member 99582]

almost fell off a boat once

 

[trueceljester]

almost fell off a boat once

WHAT

 

[sparkle]

almost fell off a boat once

LOL how

 

[grav]

almost fell off a boat once

Did you die?

 

[trueceljester]

Did you die?

Caged IRL bro

 

[grav]

Caged IRL bro

Tf thus mean

 

[moonlight1]

Title

just one last month

 

[trueceljester]

Tf thus mean

Laughed

 

[trueceljester]

just one last month

What was it?

 

[Deleted Member 99582]

LOL how

it was a small boat but in the ocean

Did you die?

clearly not

 

[moonlight1]

What was it?

caffeine intoxication

 

[trueceljester]

clearly not

U sure?

 

[Xoogster]

I was 14. I saw Faces of Jesus and His disciples Telling me to reincarnate. They asked me to Reincarnate On this Earth Because I have not yet finished My mission. I Asked questions Like what mission and why, My soul detected something was funny so I declined, It was too Cliche and Reincarnation is Said no where in the Bible. After that I saw faces of Muhammad and his Companiaons like Abu Bakr and Ali Followed with Allah. I declined because Allah had 1 left hand and a right hand. When Sunan Nasai 5379 says he has 2 right hands and Reincarnation is advocated against in the Quran and Sunnah. After that I saw Faces of my Friends and family including my Mom and I declined Their Further advances of Telling me to Reincarnate for my Family and Friends did not act the way they did and They were not Dead when I Died. After that I Got Grappled by a Humanoid Being 2 legs 4 Arms 2 faces Bipedal and they Put me in a White Light and They said An Archon will watch You Forever before I got back. I search Up What this Means and related Other Experiences. Then I discover from this that Gnosticism Demiurge is Truth and that This The prison Planet

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

i once hopped a fence and fell face first a couple of inches away from a sharp pipe sticking out of the ground from a old fence.
I also almost fell of a bluff, also.