Lifefuel / Motivation How many toddlers do you think you can beat in a fight

[submissivechud]

don’t actually try to rip it out fully tho cus you could fuck your teeth up, just bite down until its basically ripped out but still has skin attaching it (in fortnite)

Nah the kids don't have as strong will as me
Any good bite will weaken them enough

 

[knightmaxxer]

Nah the kids don't have as strong will as me
Any good bite will weaken them enough

the wee children do not yet have a warriors spirit, and their bloodlust will be their undoing as there picked off one by one

 

[foidslayer]

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@Arya @splanky

Toddler Abilities:
unlimited stamina for screaming
zero fear
low center of gravity
random biting/grabbing
swarm tactics by accident
disease aura damage

1 toddler: easy
5 toddlers: annoying
10 toddlers: you’re getting climbed like a jungle gym
20: your legs are gone
40: you are now a daycare floor mat

Realistically I'd beat around 20-40

 

[submissivechud]

the wee children do not yet have a warriors spirit, and their bloodlust will be their undoing as there picked off one by one

Exactly

 

[foidslayer]

They said fight not kill chill dawg

wait we're not killing them?

 

[Deleted Member 129933]

gym ASAP G

I’ve benched 315, I’d still get beat by a toddler

 

[foidslayer]

I’ve benched 315, I’d still get beat by a toddler

315 grams

 

[submissivechud]

I’ve benched 315, I’d still get beat by a toddler

Is that supposed to be impressive?
Catching up to my neck curl

 

[foidslayer]

Is that supposed to be impressive?
Catching up to my neck curl

warmup for my toe curls

 

[knightmaxxer]

wait we're not killing them?

she isnt, WE are

 

[foidslayer]

she isnt, WE are

Id easily kill around 35

even more if im well rested

high testosterone gladiator spirit

 

[knightmaxxer]

Id easily kill around 35

even more if im well rested

high testosterone gladiator spirit

as a student of ancient battles i know to go into either a very small hallway, or a corner, or anywhere where they have to slim down their attack and are unable to simply surround and pull me down, where my superior strength can triumph over there superior numbers. like the spartans at thermopalae

 

[Resplendent Young Man]

I would like to beat a million+ toddlers, theoretically.

In factuality, i could probably beat around a hundred or so (this is assuming they also have the IQ of the average toddler), but i won’t, simply because i am too Resplendent.

 

[Ghoultune]

15

 

[Ghoultune]

15

With a weapon, 70

 

[arisu]

Ti
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@Arya @splanky

2

 

[Ghoultune]

I would like to beat a million+ toddlers, theoretically.

In factuality, i could probably beat around a hundred or so (this is assuming they also have the IQ of the average toddler), but i won’t, simply because i am too Resplendent.

You Talk annoyingly

 

[submissivechud]

15

only fifteen????

 

[Resplendent Young Man]

You Talk annoyingly

- From My house is all i needed to know about you. Are you born in your house? no, so even that is wrong.

 

[Ghoultune]

only fifteen????

Are they attacking me Too? You people underestimate the strength of Toddlers A toddler kicked me in the face when I was a kid

 

[Ghoultune]

- From My house is all i needed to know about you. Are you born in your house? no, so even that is wrong.

Do you think Home births don’t exist? You are stupid. So shut the Fuck up

 

[HeavyMetal]

Are they on tren?

 

[submissivechud]

Are they on tren?

I would hope not

 

[foidslayer]

With a weapon, 70

Are we allowed to set up traps like cod zombies

 

[doll]

probably not a single one

 

[Ghoultune]

Are we allowed to set up traps like cod zombies

Yes

 

[foidslayer]

Yes

A million toddlers minimum

 

[submissivechud]

probably not a single one

Pathetic
Tren bolonge asap

 

[doll]

Pathetic
Tren bolonge asap

have u seen the grip of those little things? mogs me, once they pull ur hair its over for u

 

[submissivechud]

have u seen the grip of those little things? mogs me, once they pull ur hair its over for u

Them sissy toddler have weak grip
Your just not exerting force to get rid of it cus you don't wanna hurt them
One punch to the skull is enough to mutalize the lil jits

 

[Deleted Member 129933]

315 grams

you got me

 

[foidslayer]

Them sissy toddler have weak grip
Your just not exerting force to get rid of it cus you don't wanna hurt them
One punch to the skull is enough to mutalize the lil jits

they have this soft spot on their skull just do the dragon warrior finger technique

 

[submissivechud]

they have this soft spot on their skull just do the dragon warrior finger technique

It'd be hard to pierce with your fingers
The area around there is weaker though so theoretically if I punched or kicked hard enough You could cave in their skill

 

[doll]

they have this soft spot on their skull just do the dragon warrior finger technique

ughhh stop im gonna throw up

 

[submissivechud]

ughhh stop im gonna throw up

Once toddlers revolt they will weed out our weakest
You will be part of the first to go

 

[Deleted Member 129933]

Doll clown reacted me for the love of the game

 

[doll]

Once toddlers revolt they will weed out our weakest
You will be part of the first to go

i dont think toddlers will revolt

Doll clown reacted me for the love of the game

revenge for u ogre repping me

 

[foidslayer]

It'd be hard to pierce with your fingers
The area around there is weaker though so theoretically if I punched or kicked hard enough You could cave in their skill

no need just a simple dragon warrior finger technique will stratulize their neurons no need to even pierce

 

[Splankу]

@Spanky what is your answer

400 including you