How to become famous?

[Pavel]

Give me famemaxx/statusmaxx tips

 

[damiankater]

Brutal no reply pill

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

Give me famemaxx/statusmaxx tips

You have a few options:

- (if you're still in school) do something stupid that gets the attention of the news or get mildly injured in a dramatic way.

- (if you're 18 in high school) knock up the hottest female teacher and make sure everyone knows

- (if you're under the age of 13) Become a child actor for Disney Channel, Nickelodeon, or any other program and have a 50% chance of being forgotten or riding your fame into Hollywood (all in exchange for your soul, personal opinions, and virginity)

- (if you're between ages 10-18) Become an internet sensation meme originating from some funny home video of you from 5+ years ago.

- Get interviewed outside a gas station by some obscure un-credited YouTubers and say a signature phrase that makes you so famous and wealthy (for no reason) that you start a podcast that becomes another ridiculously famous internet sensation for about 3 months (you will have cemented yourself into history and made $5 million+ dollars off of royalties.)

- Post Minecraft videos for 5+ years with a steadily growing following and then decide to switch gears into Boxing and fight a 60 year old man and ruin his legacy on national television.

 

[AJis18]

do something your talented at if you have talent for exmaple I write some songs every once in a while or do something that is so incredibly stupid it gets you views

 

[Deleted Member 36944]

You have a few options:

- (if you're still in school) do something stupid that gets the attention of the news or get mildly injured in a dramatic way.

- (if you're 18 in high school) knock up the hottest female teacher and make sure everyone knows

- (if you're under the age of 13) Become a child actor for Disney Channel, Nickelodeon, or any other program and have a 50% chance of being forgotten or riding your fame into Hollywood (all in exchange for your soul, personal opinions, and virginity)

- (if you're between ages 10-18) Become an internet sensation meme originating from some funny home video of you from 5+ years ago.

- Get interviewed outside a gas station by some obscure un-credited YouTubers and say a signature phrase that makes you so famous and wealthy (for no reason) that you start a podcast that becomes another ridiculously famous internet sensation for about 3 months (you will have cemented yourself into history and made $5 million+ dollars off of royalties.)

- Post Minecraft videos for 5+ years with a steadily growing following and then decide to switch gears into Boxing and fight a 60 year old man and ruin his legacy on national television.

don't do the first one, I did this and ruined my social life with girls, I used to be the class clown and no girl would go out with me, got me a lot of respect with guys but murdered me for females, females want a quiet alpha football jock, not some omega class clown, start playing sports and get popular off that, girls don't care about online fame unless they're into that stuff, u can become an influencer but you will only get girls from that niche, plus u will look like an autist from it

 

[Saint cloUder]

Be chad

 

[Deleted Member 36944]

Be chad

doesn't always work

 

[neymar]

Fuck an executive

Be hyper nt with great connections

Be chad, and make connections again

Have a famous relative

 

[Pavel]

Fuck an executive

Be hyper nt with great connections

Be chad, and make connections again

Have a famous relative

Yeah good points. Ntness is very important if you want to become at least somewhat popular

 

[Whitepill]

Give me famemaxx/statusmaxx tips

connections are everything

 

[Whitepill]

also a partner or a company along with you makes it much easier to make connections

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

Fuck an executive

Be hyper nt with great connections

Be chad, and make connections again

Have a famous relative

Willie Nelson is my uncle, am I cooked? The only girls who know abt him are in their 30s

 

[Pavel]

Willie Nelson is my uncle, am I cooked? The only girls who know abt him are in their 30s

become milf hunter

 

[BodieDysmorphia]

become milf hunter

just turned 18 I think I could do that

 

[TonyDr]

Bad Buzz like the Tates