How to bribe a teacher

[Deleted Member 52522]

Ok I got her a gold set but how do I approach her? I was thinking of having my mom call her to say that she sent me to give her an “end of the year” gift and then two days later I’ll ask her for help with my grades or is my approach classless? I need the adults opinions

 

[Endlessfall]

You know how

 

[thorns]

I managed to get approved attending 20% of some classes in college, because the teachers said I was a good kid. did nothing and hoped for the best.

 

[Deleted Member 61421]

idk habibi

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

You know how

no I need it to seem genuine and not like I’m bribing her

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

I managed to get approved attending 20% of some classes in college, because the teachers said I was a good kid. did nothing and hoped for the best.

I’m 2 points away from being an A+ student bro I’ll bribe I’ll do anything

 

[thorns]

I’m 2 points away from being an A+ student bro I’ll bribe I’ll do anything

you sound like the girl who always sits in the front. all i ever somewhat cared about was just not getting held back. i'd simply not attend the classes to play sports instead, and the teachers usually would let it slide (mostly the female ones). i've had 80% attendance to a class i went only twice in 4 months.

 

[YourFavouriteUser]

Ask nicely and earnestly

I've never seen a lecturer not help students who just approach them with respect, people like the feeling of being dependable

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

you sound like the girl who always sits in the front. all i ever somewhat cared about was just not getting held back. i'd simply not attend the classes to play sports instead, and the teachers usually would let it slide (mostly the female ones). i've had 80% attendance to a class i went only twice in 4 months.

Yes hahah I do sit in front unless it’s calculus which is what is bringing my average down and woooowww ur teachers r chill asllll

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

Ask nicely and earnestly

I've never seen a lecturer not help students who just approach them with respect, people like the feeling of being dependable

they won’t give me the two points cuz im already an A student idk what I can do besides this tbh

 

[TonyDr]

Ok I got her a gold set but how do I approach her? I was thinking of having my mom call her to say that she sent me to give her an “end of the year” gift and then two days later I’ll ask her for help with my grades or is my approach classless? I need the adults opinions

Why do you want to bribe a teacher like that, you can't ask her directly some help with your grades

I need the adults opinions

"Hi i've seen this beautiful gold set and it makes me think about you ma'am, so i decided to gift it to you, to thank you for this year and the help"

 

[thorns]

Yes hahah I do sit in front unless it’s calculus which is what is bringing my average down and woooowww ur teachers r chill asllll

i'm great at math, ironically

 

[thorns]

they won’t give me the two points cuz im already an A student idk what I can do besides this tbh

poor girl, suffering from success

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

Why do you want to bribe a teacher like that, you can't ask her directly some help with your grades

My average is high already but I need the green chord on my shoulders when im on stage I don’t wanna walk with the gold one it’s not my color and doesn’t go well with my gown

 

[YourFavouriteUser]

they won’t give me the two points cuz im already an A student idk what I can do besides this tbh

Study harder study smarter

 

[TonyDr]

My average is high already but I need the green chord on my shoulders when im on stage I don’t wanna walk with the gold one it’s not my color and doesn’t go well with my gown

wait what
I thought you was buying a gift or jewelry for your teacher

 

[General Horst]

Ok I got her a gold set but how do I approach her? I was thinking of having my mom call her to say that she sent me to give her an “end of the year” gift and then two days later I’ll ask her for help with my grades or is my approach classless? I need the adults opinions

"adult opinions"

I would say what you could do but I dont want to get banned

 

[TonyDr]

I would say what you could do but I dont want to get banned

Say it i'm curious

 

[General Horst]

Say it i'm curious

no.

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

"adult options"

I would say what you could do but I dont want to get banned

wdym adult options?

 

[General Horst]

wdym adult options?

u said it not me

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

wait what
I thought you was buying a gift or jewelry for your teacher

No lmao I need extra grades fr

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

u said it not me

I said opinions

 

[General Horst]

I said opinions

nuh uuh