How to commit suicide in a nonchalant way?

[saccharinesaint]

i dont like the concept of being adult so i need to die before then but i also want a chill lowkey way to die yaknow!

 

[saccharinesaint]

This is a Satirical Post

 

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[Gesandt]

i dont like the concept of being adult so i need to die before then but i also want a chill lowkey way to die yaknow!

put heroin in your joynt

 

[saccharinesaint]

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you hate me…. I knew it….

 

[vespertine]

carbon monoxide was what i tried years ago

 

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put heroin in your joynt

Doesn't work, keep coping

you hate me…. I knew it….

No...

 

[Gesandt]

Doesn't work, keep coping

No...

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

This is a Satirical Post

God I hope so

 

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n***a just OD on slin

 

[saccharinesaint]

carbon monoxide was what i tried years ago

doesnt seem very effective

 

[saccharinesaint]

No...

just admit it, little boy

 

[Hypertrophy]

just admit it, little boy

Dnr n****r

 

[femboysNaddie]

i dont like the concept of being adult so i need to die before then but i also want a chill lowkey way to die yaknow!

Od on xanax
It doesn’t hurt (I can’t remember if it did)

 

[vespertine]

doesnt seem very effective

i thought you were smart, and you just said the 3rd dumbest most uninformed thing i've heard today

 

[knightmaxxer]

i dont like the concept of being adult so i need to die before then but i also want a chill lowkey way to die yaknow!

lowk ive been planning (since i was like 12) to end it when i turn 18 so i also wanna know ts

 

[saccharinesaint]

lowk ive been planning (since i was like 12) to end it when i turn 18 so i also wanna know ts

this is why i fw you

 

[knightmaxxer]

currently my theory on the most nonchalant way to go is via lion

 

[femboysNaddie]

lowk ive been planning (since i was like 12) to end it when i turn 18 so i also wanna know ts

Xanax

 

[femboysNaddie]

currently my theory on the most nonchalant way to go is via lion

Xanax

 

[foidslayer]

overdosing genuinely doesn't work

i od so much i built an immunity to ts

 

[knightmaxxer]

Xanax

Xanax

no thats gay and retarded, if your gonna die atleast make it kinda cool

 

[saccharinesaint]

currently my theory on the most nonchalant way to go is via lion

like, a lion killing you?

 

[vespertine]

this thread has more traction than it deserves

 

[knightmaxxer]

this is why i fw you

i would dap you up, but this is a computer chat, and im not black.

 

[saccharinesaint]

this thread has more traction than it deserves

n****r

 

[vespertine]

n****r

as a black man i'm offender

 

[femboysNaddie]

no thats gay and retarded, if your gonna die atleast make it kinda cool

Yeah alright bro
That’s how I know your lying about wanting to kill themselves
If you wanna be cool you wouldn’t kill yourself

 

[knightmaxxer]

like, a lion killing you?

ye, might be too theatrical tho. most nonchalant way would probably be just dissapearring one day

 

[Xx_JihadiNafriggER22_xX]

i dont like the concept of being adult so i need to die before then but i also want a chill lowkey way to die yaknow!

kill yourself anyway you can you ugly fucking useless whore, pissing me off bout sum bullshit thread fucking tie a rope around your neck at once you useless waste of oxygen

 

[saccharinesaint]

kill yourself anyway you can you ugly fucking useless whore, pissing me off bout sum bullshit thread fucking tie a rope around your neck at once you useless waste of oxygen

Damn okay

 

[knightmaxxer]

Yeah alright bro
That’s how I know your lying about wanting to kill themselves
If you wanna be cool you wouldn’t kill yourself

i dont reeeaaaalllyyyyy wanna do it but i sorta made a promise to myself and im not a bitch who goes back on his word