Serious how to get a 6 inch cucumber out of a water bottle without hurting the cucumber

[trenghost]

anyone help
@Blackpillirony @dimorph.ic @Br4va @submissivechud @trvecel

 

[Br4va]

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[yielded]

Oddly specific

 

[Post-punkcel]

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@Blackpillirony @dimorph.ic @Br4va @submissivechud @trvecel

So basically

 

[Xx_JihadiNafriggER22_xX]

anyone help
@Blackpillirony @dimorph.ic @Br4va @submissivechud @trvecel

Over

 

[trenghost]

hypothetically if parents banging on the bathroom door and i had to hide the cucumber in the bottle what would i have to do

 

[Xx_JihadiNafriggER22_xX]

hypothetically if parents banging on the bathroom door and i had to hide the cucumber in the bottle what would i have to do

U got scissors?

 

[bloodprincess]

You sure it isn't 2 inches?

 

[Deleted Member 134677]

Can I help irl

 

[submissivechud]

anyone help
@Blackpillirony @dimorph.ic @Br4va @submissivechud @trvecel

Pull it out

 

[Br4va]

So basically

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[HelvetAyegba]

inject it with liquid gold

 

[trenghost]

Pull it out

what if the pickle is trapped

 

[trenghost]

U got scissors?

yes

 

[trenghost]

what if the pickle is trapped

and what if the pickle hurts hypotheically like it feels pain

 

[trenghost]

You sure it isn't 2 inches?

no

 

[Xx_JihadiNafriggER22_xX]

yes

Cut the cucumber

 

[trenghost]

Cut the cucumber

what if i dont want to hurt it

 

[beleza]

anyone help
@Blackpillirony @dimorph.ic @Br4va @submissivechud @trvecel

Uhm use air the power of air

 

[Xx_JihadiNafriggER22_xX]

what if i dont want to hurt it

Its a cucumber

 

[trenghost]

Its a cucumber

what if its sentient theoretcally and feels pain

 

[Xx_JihadiNafriggER22_xX]

what if its sentient theoretcally and feels pain

Cut it really fast so it doesnt register the pain

 

[trenghost]

Cut it really fast so it doesnt register the pain

hypothetically what if after i cut it theres some liquid coming from the cucumber almost if itsbleeding

 

[Xx_JihadiNafriggER22_xX]

hypothetically what if after i cut it theres some liquid coming from the cucumber almost if itsbleeding

Gauze

 

[trenghost]

Gauze

ur too late

also hypotetically what if the pickle changed color and sort of fell off the thing it was attached to

 

[trenghost]

hypothetically if it was attached to something

 

[rand anon]

Naughty cucumber