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How to get a gf for real 100%

I'm trolling as a white guy on ok cupid. somehow got a match with an Asian girl. only face pics on profile.

Give me one liners
If you were chopsticks, I’d never let you go solo 🥢
Do you like tea? Because you’re my cup of sweet 🍵
You must be soy sauce, you make everything better 🥡
Are you sushi? Because I’m hooked 🍣
You must be my fortune cookie because I’ve been waiting for you 🍪
If you were a ramen bowl, I’d never leave you 🍜
Btw they sound corny at first cause you have to change and make them smooth
 
If you need help with making them smooth I'm your guy just lmk
 
the girls prolly a scammer too but wtf
 
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