JFL How To Get a GF In 2026!

[sullyy]

1. Be 6’2
2. Have hunter eyes + perfect jaw
3. Make 7 figures
4. Have a fat dick
5. Be funny af
6. Don’t be ugly

 

[lazerdim]

7. Spend all the money you earn on her

 

[chudlite67]

1. Be 6’2
2. Have hunter eyes + perfect jaw
3. Make 7 figures
4. Have a fat dick
5. Be funny af
6. Don’t be ugly

why did u lowk describe me

 

[sullyy]

7. Spend all the money you earn on her

Simp to the max!!

 

[sullyy]

why did u lowk describe me

Stop larping my n***a

 

[ceeuonthetop]

1. Be 6’2
2. Have hunter eyes + perfect jaw
3. Make 7 figures
4. Have a fat dick
5. Be funny af
6. Don’t be ugly

99% of user here dream to have ATLEAST 2 of these features bro

 

[sullyy]

99% of user here dream to have ATLEAST 2 of these features bro

true

 

[knightmaxxer]

1. Be 6’2
2. Have hunter eyes + perfect jaw
3. Make 7 figures
4. Have a fat dick
5. Be funny af
6. Don’t be ugly

ive debatably got 3 of these

 

[rand anon]

Neva begann

 

[knightmaxxer]

why did u lowk describe me

nah wait lowkirkuenly he kinda did

 

[ceeuonthetop]

ive debatably got 3 of these

Is it 1, 5 and 6?

 

[jest]

dude this is so me lol im just humble abt it tho

 

[sullyy]

ive debatably got 3 of these

sweet but n***a do you get bitches? Thats what matters here!!

 

[sullyy]

dude this is so me lol im just humble abt it tho

then you should post your face right

 

[Kittystrophic]

Why are you just describing me here

 

[sullyy]

Neva begann

Don't tell me you're still khhv like me bhai

 

[jest]

then you should post your face right

my camera is broken haha

 

[ceeuonthetop]

then you should post your face right

Hes keeping it lowkey, what if his 10/10 girl spots him on here? She'll think he's an incel.

 

[jest]

Hes keeping it lowkey, what if his 10/10 girl spots him on here? She'll think he's an incel.

fr thank u u get it

 

[sullyy]

Why are you just describing me here

post face or tales

 

[sullyy]

Hes keeping it lowkey, what if his 10/10 girl spots him on here? She'll think he's an incel.

Allat rambling just to not post any proof

 

[ceeuonthetop]

Allat rambling just to not post any proof

You can tell he's a chad just from the way he types, no need for proof bro

 

[sullyy]

my camera is broken haha

you'll be hearing from my lawyer

 

[knightmaxxer]

sweet but n***a do you get bitches? Thats what matters here!!

lmao no, ive had plenty of opportunities but i always fumble

 

[knightmaxxer]

Is it 1, 5 and 6?

1 4 and either 5 or 6 depends cus humour and looks arent things you can judge yourself other people gotta tell ya

 

[ceeuonthetop]

1 4 and either 5 or 6 depends cus humour and looks arent things you can judge yourself other people gotta tell ya

4 things id kill for, congrats bro

 

[knightmaxxer]

4 things id kill for, congrats bro

dont envy, ive got some good stuff but also god made me super turbo retarded so none of it matters

 

[ceeuonthetop]

dont envy, ive got some good stuff but also god made me super turbo retarded so none of it matters

You can be a r****d and fuck avg girls with ease tho, I still envy u ngl

 

[knightmaxxer]

You can be a r****d and fuck avg girls with ease tho, I still envy u ngl

and yet i envy others, this is like that bicycle meme that got passed around years ago

 

[nani]

1. Be 6’2
2. Have hunter eyes + perfect jaw
3. Make 7 figures
4. Have a fat dick
5. Be funny af
6. Don’t be ugly

1. Be atleast 6’4
6. Be atleast cl

 

[sullyy]

1. Be atleast 6’4
6. Be atleast cl

8. Don't be black!!

 

[FoidhaterlolllW]

1. Be 6’2
2. Have hunter eyes + perfect jaw
3. Make 7 figures
4. Have a fat dick
5. Be funny af
6. Don’t be ugly

Why ts lowk me

 

[fatfuckingchud]

1. Be 6’2
2. Have hunter eyes + perfect jaw
3. Make 7 figures
4. Have a fat dick
5. Be funny af
6. Don’t be ugly

1. be kind
2. be respectful
3. remember small details about her

 

[sullyy]

1. be kind
2. be respectful
3. remember small details about her

can you alr delete your acc

 

[fatfuckingchud]

can you alr delete your acc

okay boo boo bear let's be friends and end this feud

 

[rand anon]

Don't tell me you're still khhv like me bhai

I am indeed, this unc will be 27 this yr!

 

[sullyy]

I am indeed, this unc will be 27 this yr!

We're not you were a Chad before?? but descended on purpose to give a chance to the rest of us??!!

 

[sullyy]

I am indeed, this unc will be 27 this yr!

but fr It might be over brother!!
Hope the best for you

 

[rand anon]

We're not you were a Chad before?? but descended on purpose to give a chance to the rest of us??!!

If only!

but fr It might be over brother!!
Hope the best for you

Jobaaa