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ok so basically if your eyes don't work right just imagine a boss who has workers that don't do their job right except its you and your eyeballs
so now what do you do if your workers don't do the job right and you're their boss?? you fire them ofc
so apply that logic to your eyes. but first go outside (hardest step in this guide) and talk to people (also hard) until you find someone who has 20/20 vision that you ask them about it. congratulations you've found perfect "employees". so now what ur gonna wanna do is rip both your eyeballs out of your skull (effectively "firing" them) and rip out the person with 20/20 vision's eyes and put them in your own eye sockets basically forcing them to take on a new job.
congrats you now have perfect vision
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ok so basically if your eyes don't work right just imagine a boss who has workers that don't do their job right except its you and your eyeballs
so now what do you do if your workers don't do the job right and you're their boss?? you fire them ofc
so apply that logic to your eyes. but first go outside (hardest step in this guide) and talk to people (also hard) until you find someone who has 20/20 vision that you ask them about it. congratulations you've found perfect "employees". so now what ur gonna wanna do is rip both your eyeballs out of your skull (effectively "firing" them) and rip out the person with 20/20 vision's eyes and put them in your own eye sockets basically forcing them to take on a new job.
congrats you now have perfect vision
@TonyDr @Orka @Dean put this in must reads
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