I’m becoming a wizard soon

[Chifuyu]

For those who don’t know what a wizard is, it refers to a 30 year old virgin (male).

Just a few weeks left. What magic powers do you all think I’m getting?

Someone said it might be lasers coming out of my eyes, but I think it’s unrealistic. I feel like it will be levitation in my case.

 

[Tart]

n***a you isn't harry potter

 

[Deleted Member 80538]

Get the magic power of unbanning and unban me on .org

 

[Superior]

For those who don’t know what a wizard is, it refers to a 30 year old virgin (male).

Just a few weeks left. What magic powers do you all think I’m getting?

Someone said it might be lasers coming out of my eyes, but I think it’s unrealistic. I feel like it will be levitation in my case.

mirin

 

[PingPong]

n***a just get a hooker atp

 

[Chifuyu]

n***a you isn't harry potter

If I don’t get to levitate when I turn 30, I’ll just suspend myself in the air.

 

[Chifuyu]

mirin

Thanks bhai!

 

[Chifuyu]

Get the magic power of unbanning and unban me on .org

Wow. Maybe I should.

 

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

n***a if ur almost 30 still rotting on here consider the enchanted item "rope"

 

[Chifuyu]

n***a just get a hooker atp

No, I want to become a wizard. I am not gonna be foolish like my brother and lose it at 28. Dumb n***a, he was so close. What a loser!

 

[Chifuyu]

n***a if ur almost 30 still rotting on here consider the enchanted item "rope"

 

[Mota]

For those who don’t know what a wizard is, it refers to a 30 year old virgin (male).

Just a few weeks left. What magic powers do you all think I’m getting?

Someone said it might be lasers coming out of my eyes, but I think it’s unrealistic. I feel like it will be levitation in my case.

n***a what about not becoming a wizard and get some pussy

 

[Kaligula567]

For those who don’t know what a wizard is, it refers to a 30 year old virgin (male).

Just a few weeks left. What magic powers do you all think I’m getting?

Someone said it might be lasers coming out of my eyes, but I think it’s unrealistic. I feel like it will be levitation in my case.

brutal im at 17 with nothing

 

[Chifuyu]

n***a what about not becoming a wizard and get some pussy

Aw hell naw!

 

[Chifuyu]

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brutal im at 17 with nothing

PHEW! Time to live your life.

 

[Mota]

Aw hell naw!

u can get a girl when u go to high school (talking about a teacher not a student ofc)

 

[unknownincel]

No, I want to become a wizard. I am not gonna be foolish like my brother and lose it at 28. Dumb n***a, he was so close. What a loser!

Im crying bro

 

[Chifuyu]

u can get a girl when u go to high school (talking about a teacher not a student ofc)

I actually don’t want to date, it goes against my culture. I’m more traditional than I look.

 

[unknownincel]

I actually don’t want to date, it goes against my culture. I’m more traditional than I look.

Waiting till marriage

 

[Orka]

n***a if ur almost 30 still rotting on here consider the enchanted item "rope"

rotting here at 30 is better than rotting as a teenager

if you're a teenager and rotting on here, you're the one that should rope

wasting prime teen years on here f****t

 

[Newday]

Jesus christ bro

 

[Chifuyu]

rotting here at 30 is better than rotting as a teenager

if you're a teenager and rotting on here, you're the one that should rope

wasting prime teen years on here f****t

This. Most people don’t understand this but you should only rot on forums if you’re 20 or older. I feel bad for all the teencels here because unlike them I was hanging out everyday with my friends, making memories and having a life. That’s why I don’t care for that stuff anymore since I already did that.

 

[Chifuyu]

Jesus christ bro

What?

 

[Chifuyu]

Waiting till marriage

I’m not even sure if I’ll get married haha.

 

[unknownincel]

This. Most people don’t understand this but you should only rot on forums if you’re 20 or older. I feel bad for all the teencels here because unlike them I was hanging out everyday with my friends, making memories and having a life. That’s why I don’t care for that stuff anymore since I already did that.

Should i stop rotmaxxing as a teen?

 

[Chifuyu]

Should i stop rotmaxxing as a teen?

Absolutely. If you don’t hang out until 5 AM with your friends then wtf are you even doing as a teenager?

 

[TonyDr]

For those who don’t know what a wizard is, it refers to a 30 year old virgin (male).

Just a few weeks left. What magic powers do you all think I’m getting?

Someone said it might be lasers coming out of my eyes, but I think it’s unrealistic. I feel like it will be levitation in my case.

You'll get no magic powers.

You said in the past you was a salesman right ? How on earth you can't actively chase women with that knowledge ?

You should at least find a girl willing to do a ONS/sexfriendship so you build a little experience before jumping into the LTR chase

 

[unknownincel]

Absolutely. If you don’t hang out until 5 AM with your friends then wtf are you even doing as a teenager?

I have strict ass parents anyways.

 

[unknownincel]

Ill be glad to share more in PMs not here tho

 

[Chifuyu]

You'll get no magic powers.

Just say you want me to rope gang

You said in the past you was a salesman right ? How on earth you can't actively chase women with that knowledge ?

You should at least find a girl willing to do a ONS/sexfriendship so you build a little experience before jumping into the LTR chase

I was working at a furniture store, yeah. But tbh I’m not interested in dating. Plus I don’t think anyone wants to date me anyway. I’m ugly.

 

[Chifuyu]

Ill be glad to share more in PMs not here tho

Go ahead.

 

[ShitUsername]

YE UNBAN ME AND @rovea on org

 

[Chifuyu]

YE UNBAN ME AND @rovea on org

Go ask Technobhai, bhai.

 

[randomranomdranomd]

chifuyu-kun!

 

[apatheia]

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Just say you want me to rope gang

I was working at a furniture store, yeah. But tbh I’m not interested in dating. Plus I don’t think anyone wants to date me anyway. I’m ugly.

I've seen people that .org and incels.is would call saints have kids and a wife.

 

[ToryToad]

dont rope brah

 

[ToryToad]

For those who don’t know what a wizard is, it refers to a 30 year old virgin (male).

Just a few weeks left. What magic powers do you all think I’m getting?

Someone said it might be lasers coming out of my eyes, but I think it’s unrealistic. I feel like it will be levitation in my case.

we are all wizardmaxxing

 

[Chifuyu]

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I've seen people that .org and incels.is would call saints have kids and a wife.

Yeah I have no doubt that but it’s also true they’re never a woman’s first choice either.

 

[Chifuyu]

dont rope brah

I won’t bhai, thank you

 

[Chifuyu]

we are all wizardmaxxing

Why is that?

 

[ShitUsername]

 

[apatheia]

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Yeah I have no doubt that but it’s also true they’re never a woman’s first choice either.

Do you want your own kids or no? Because if not you could work something out.

 

[limo8]

i was rejected from org twice cus no enough info as if i need to write an essay and public wifi like wym im at home i cant change it bruh thats just how it is bruh

 

[ShitUsername]

i was rejected from org twice cus no enough info as if i need to write an essay and public wifi like wym im at home i cant change it bruh thats just how it is bruh

Ye had to ask @Incognito and @Gengar to accept me for my third try

 

[Chifuyu]

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Do you want your own kids or no? Because if not you could work something out.

No I don’t want kids. I’m open to adopting though, but it would have to be an orphan. The problem is, the women in my culture all want kids and maybe 0.00001% of women don’t, and usually those that don’t have a lot of mental problems.

 

[BastiHgh]

For those who don’t know what a wizard is, it refers to a 30 year old virgin (male).

Just a few weeks left. What magic powers do you all think I’m getting?

Someone said it might be lasers coming out of my eyes, but I think it’s unrealistic. I feel like it will be levitation in my case.

Have u never Slayed sum?

 

[Chifuyu]

i was rejected from org twice cus no enough info as if i need to write an essay and public wifi like wym im at home i cant change it bruh thats just how it is bruh

I can accept your account if you want.

 

[Chifuyu]

Have u never Slayed sum?

No I don’t wanna slay. I don’t believe in pre-marital sex.

 

[BastiHgh]

No I don’t wanna slay. I don’t believe in pre-marital sex.

Respect are u in a relationship/ talking stage yet

 

[Chifuyu]

Total: 44 (Looksmaxxers: 33, Guests: 11)

My OCD likes these numbers.