i’m going to cover my dads truck in peanut butter

[splanky]

i’m SO mad at him
should i do his truck or his lexus
idk which one costs more
i havent had peanut butter in a long time
and idk how long this is gonna take
this idea came to me in a dream
i’m scared

 

[BrazilianKen]

Cover it in lead paint instead, trust me

 

[splanky]

Cover it in lead paint instead, trust me

i’m scared of lead paint doesn’t that give u a disease

 

[BrazilianKen]

i’m scared of lead paint doesn’t that give u a disease

Yessssssss

 

[lazerdim]

Understandable frustration. I assume the Lexus is more expensive. May I ask why you are mad at him?

 

[BrazilianKen]

Understandable frustration. I assume the Lexus is more expensive. May I ask why you are mad at him?

He confiscated her Aqualyx

 

[lazerdim]

He confiscated her Aqualyx

Understood, I’d suggest crashing one of the cars instead since the frustration and cortistol must be through the roof right now.

 

[splanky]

Understandable frustration. I assume the Lexus is more expensive. May I ask why you are mad at him?

he was mean to me over the weekend and ignored me

 

[lazerdim]

he was mean to me over the weekend and ignored me

We don’t take that, grab a baseball bat and smash both of the cars.

 

[splanky]

We don’t take that, grab a baseball bat and smash both of the cars.

im scared

 

[BrazilianKen]

im scared

Let’s not actually vandalize our dad’s car

 

[lazerdim]

im scared

Face your fears.

 

[splanky]

Let’s not actually vandalize our dad’s car

Face your fears.

I WONT I WONT i had a dream abt it tho

 

[lazerdim]

I WONT I WONT i had a dream abt it tho

Jokes aside, let’s keep it a dream. Vandalism will not stronger your guys bond.