I’m selling these coons

[Auggy]

Ong every time I open this fucking fridge I gotta pray that nobody tried taking my fukcing food you hungry hungry hippos ong im so pissed I was looking forward to my panini and drink but nah gone. Flew away. I bet it was Ameerah bro I’m livid. That n****r. Making a petition to take away black women’s rights bc y’all got me fucked up.

 

[Auggy]

Buying a mini fridge I’m so serious

 

[snow]

Buying a mini fridge I’m so serious

I need to as well cuz one of my roommates has been drinking my celsius and idk who

 

[Auggy]

I need to as well cuz one of my roommates has been drinking my celsius and idk who

Spike it with laxatives so you know who’s taking it. They’ll be shitting like crazy

 

[Newday]

I’d literally kill every dorm neighbour or roommate near me if I ever went to uni not joking

You are spared if you are cute or I am in love with you, that is when you can live with me, if not then I am going to kill you. If you eat my shit and you are a random then I’m killing you and also eating you.

 

[snow]

I’d literally kill every dorm neighbour or roommate near me if I ever went to uni not joking

You are spared if you are cute or I am in love with you, that is when you can live with me, if not then I am going to kill you. If you eat my shit and you are a random then I’m killing you and also eating you.

My coworker losing his mind