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I’ve been invited to a birthday party tonight

Chifuyu

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It’s my friend’s daughter’s birthday party. She turned 4. She’s never seen me before so I wonder if she will be scared seeing the brown truecel unc (my friend is a white HTN).
 
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My brother bought gifts as well on Wednesday, I picked this sort of Barbie house thingy (he paid, I’m broke). Told him it would be funny if people in the streets would think I bought it for myself.
 
Chifuyu said:
It’s my friend’s daughter’s birthday party. She turned 4. She’s never seen me before so I wonder if she will be scared seeing the brown truecel unc (my friend is a white HTN).
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u might be the first brown truecel she ever layed her eyes on
 
Man I just realised when I get older I’m gonna have to attend these types of parties
And it won’t be cool to get way too drunk in front of the children
Wow life really drops off after having kids
 
chudlite67 said:
Man I just realised when I get older I’m gonna have to attend these types of parties
And it won’t be cool to get way too drunk in front of the children
Wow life really drops off after having kids
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*drunk chudette at Jeremy’s 3rd birthday party after getting wasted* “I used to… *burp* have the most reputation on .com, and then Dean sold it to Donald fricking Trump. *burp* TRUMP! Can you believe that shit?”

*Jeremy looks on in disbelief* “What the actual fuck, mom? I’m just having a party, don’t fucking embarrass me!”
 
Chifuyu said:
*drunk chudette at Jeremy’s 3rd birthday party after getting wasted* “I used to… *burp* have the most reputation on .com, and then Dean sold it to Donald fricking Trump. *burp* TRUMP! Can you believe that shit?”

*Jeremy looks on in disbelief* “What the actual fuck, mom? I’m just having a party, don’t fucking embarrass me!”
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Omg this was really funny
I laughed
Wow dude have you ever thought about stand up
 
chudlite67 said:
Omg this was really funny
I laughed
Wow dude have you ever thought about stand up
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Are you being sarcastic? 😭

If not sarcastic I’m glad you enjoyed it! And if sarcastic, it’s over 🐧🚬 (for me).

Haha no I haven’t thought about doing that but I’ve been told in real life plenty of times that I’m funny.

But personally I don’t think I’m funny. I might look funny though.
 
Chifuyu said:
Are you being sarcastic? 😭

If not sarcastic I’m glad you enjoyed it! And if sarcastic, it’s over 🐧🚬 (for me).

Haha no I haven’t thought about doing that but I’ve been told in real life plenty of times that I’m funny.

But personally I don’t think I’m funny. I might look funny though.
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No I’m not being sarcastic :3

Those people are probably telling the truth

You put yourself down so much in a way that it seems you’ve reached a state of acceptance but I still don’t know whether to laugh or feel bad 😅
 
chudlite67 said:
No I’m not being sarcastic :3

Those people are probably telling the truth

You put yourself down so much in a way that it seems you’ve reached a state of acceptance but I still don’t know whether to laugh or feel bad 😅
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Well I laughed so maybe you should do that too hahaha. Glad to hear you weren’t being sarcastic. But you are right. I’m too hard on myself but I’ve been this way for long.

When I was 18, one of my teachers asked us what our talents were. He asked a few students. When he got to me, I said “I don’t have any.” Then one girl shouted at the teacher “Mister, that’s not true! He’s really funny!” And then all the girls in my class they all yelled out “Yeah, he really is!” It was my second year with them haha.

In college when I studied nursing where I was for a month, a girl told me while the two of us were walking to the cafeteria “You know.. you don’t talk much, but when you do, you say the funniest things.” That’s still my favorite compliment.

Somehow it’s girls who say it, boys laugh when you’re making fun of others which I realize isn’t funny at all but just mean.
 
Chifuyu said:
Well I laughed so maybe you should do that too hahaha. Glad to hear you weren’t being sarcastic. But you are right. I’m too hard on myself but I’ve been this way for long.
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Okay next time I’ll laugh :p
It’s okay so am I but I try not to only because it’s super cringe when I do it since I’m not as funny :p
Chifuyu said:
When I was 18, one of my teachers asked us what our talents were. He asked a few students. When he got to me, I said “I don’t have any.” Then one girl shouted at the teacher “Mister, that’s not true! He’s really funny!” And then all the girls in my class they all yelled out “Yeah, he really is!” It was my second year with them haha.
In college when I studied nursing where I was for a month, a girl told me while the two of us were walking to the cafeteria “You know.. you don’t talk much, but when you do, you say the funniest things.” That’s still my favorite compliment.
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Man if I didn’t know any better I’d think you were a real ladies man by the sound of this

Although I know some people think “funny” is kind of a shallow compliment you give someone if you don’t like them all that much but I think those people are wrong I think it’s the best compliment😎
Chifuyu said:
Somehow it’s girls who say it, boys laugh when you’re making fun of others which I realize isn’t funny at all but just mean.
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You might be onto something there tbh🤔🤔
 
Chifuyu said:
It’s my friend’s daughter’s birthday party. She turned 4. She’s never seen me before so I wonder if she will be scared seeing the brown truecel unc (my friend is a white HTN).
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just go there for the food and for the birthday present give the kid 50 Dollars or something
 
W friend
 
Every truecel has that one htn friend 🥹
 
Update: she wasn’t scared of the truecel unc. 😎
chudlite67 said:
Okay next time I’ll laugh :p
It’s okay so am I but I try not to only because it’s super cringe when I do it since I’m not as funny :p

Man if I didn’t know any better I’d think you were a real ladies man by the sound of this

Although I know some people think “funny” is kind of a shallow compliment you give someone if you don’t like them all that much but I think those people are wrong I think it’s the best compliment😎

You might be onto something there tbh🤔🤔
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Hahaha no it wouldn’t be cringe when you do it, no worries.

And no no I’m the living blackpill, it’s my looks that stops women from liking me, as you can tell from these stories it has little to do with how I am as a person.

Actually I think being called funny is a great compliment! Especially when you’re not jestermaxxing. Irl I don’t jestermaxx at all. Sometimes I say stuff and people start laughing (with me, not at me).
 
Rololongs said:
just go there for the food and for the birthday present give the kid 50 Dollars or something
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I went there for my friend and yeah there were 12 people there in total, more than I expected. Thought it was just gonna be 6. My brother bought presents for her and I picked one which I gave to her.
 
Chifuyu said:
Update: she wasn’t scared of the truecel unc. 😎

Hahaha no it wouldn’t be cringe when you do it, no worries.

And no no I’m the living blackpill, it’s my looks that stops women from liking me, as you can tell from these stories it has little to do with how I am as a person.

Actually I think being called funny is a great compliment! Especially when you’re not jestermaxxing. Irl I don’t jestermaxx at all. Sometimes I say stuff and people start laughing (with me, not at me).
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i irl jestermaxx all the time its crazy bru
 
Chifuyu said:
It’s my friend’s daughter’s birthday party. She turned 4. She’s never seen me before so I wonder if she will be scared seeing the brown truecel unc (my friend is a white HTN).
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Was she scared bro I know from org you were like... You know
 
chudlite67 said:
yes its likebeing funny so ppl will lke u
that doesnt matter for chad lowk
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It's more like making yourself look like a joke in a rather desperate attempt to be seen as funny, but instead of people laughing with you, they are laughing at you. You don't wanna be a jestermaxxer!
 
Chifuyu said:
It's more like making yourself look like a joke in a rather desperate attempt to be seen as funny, but instead of people laughing with you, they are laughing at you. You don't wanna be a jestermaxxer!
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yeah thats what i meant aha
i would rather people laugh woth me than at me but i recognisse that ey are reuglarly lauhgin at me an that ok tbh lol
 
chudlite67 said:
yeah thats what i meant aha
i would rather people laugh woth me than at me but i recognisse that ey are reuglarly lauhgin at me an that ok tbh lol
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Noooo chudette you deserve better. You should be a funny bhenchod.
 
Chifuyu said:
Noooo chudette you deserve better. You should be a funny bhenchod.
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im gonna be honest idrk what that means but yes i amhilarious and yes i do deserve better #girlpower
 
chudlite67 said:
im gonna be honest idrk what that means but yes i amhilarious and yes i do deserve better #girlpower
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It's the south asian way to say motherfucker, but it translates to sisterfucker instead

#grrrlpower
 
Chifuyu said:
It's the south asian way to say motherfucker, but it translates to sisterfucker instead

#grrrlpower
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lol so is that a good thing 😅
also respond to my pm lol aha
 
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