I accidentally told my dad to hop off

[Deleted Member 95940]

He always on my fuckign dick every day some shit to say about only me every time

And I was thinking it and It accidentally slipped out and I it’s over for me he is going to beat my ass

 

[BrazilianKen]

Relax, I told my mom to hang herself one time. Just take the beating

 

[knightmaxxer]

Relax, I told my mom to hang herself one time. Just take the beating

 

[BrazilianKen]

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Don’t judge me, she was on my ass

 

[knightmaxxer]

Don’t judge me, she was on my ass

i am judging you

 

[elantes30 @gmail.com]

He always on my fuckign dick every day some shit to say about only me every time

And I was thinking it and It accidentally slipped out and I it’s over for me he is going to beat my ass

Hop on his dick while he's beating yo ass

 

[BrazilianKen]

i am judging you

Try listening to a woman complaining all the time and blaming you. It slipped out, you know?

 

[knightmaxxer]

Try listening to a woman complaining all the time and blaming you. It slipped out, you know?

yeah but shes yo mom bruh, shes like, the one woman you gotta just listen to

 

[BrazilianKen]

yeah but shes yo mom bruh, shes like, the one woman you gotta just listen to

Dude not when she literally fucked with my looks, self-esteem and overall everything. I get you maybe got good parents and all but I didn’t get that privilege.

 

[knightmaxxer]

Dude not when she literally fucked with my looks, self-esteem and overall everything. I get you maybe got good parents and all but I didn’t get that privilege.

ok fair enough then

 

[Inanimate Pragmatist]

I always called the female family members n*****s. It is my way of saying I love you.

 

[joestar]

He always on my fuckign dick every day some shit to say about only me every time

And I was thinking it and It accidentally slipped out and I it’s over for me he is going to beat my ass

I’m fucking dying at this bro