i am so lonely

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@filth

 

[ImNobody]

All the other viltrumites don’t wanna play connect 4

 

[Deleted Member 76607]

I laugh at those two losers in this thread who called me "an average looking manlet" It's so ridiculous that I'm laughing instead of getting angry. I am a drop-dead gorgeous, fabulous, stylish, exotic gem among thousands of rocks. I'm one of a kind, completely the opposite of average.


You're just jealous because I'm better looking than you, and you know it.

 

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I laugh at those two losers in this thread who called me "an average looking manlet" It's so ridiculous that I'm laughing instead of getting angry. I am a drop-dead gorgeous, fabulous, stylish, exotic gem among thousands of rocks. I'm one of a kind, completely the opposite of average.


You're just jealous because I'm better looking than you, and you know it.

you have potential bro

 

[Deleted Member 114930]

same

 

[Svalbard]

Wouldn't have gotten the reference if it wasn't for the pfp

 

[Splankу]

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Same tbh be honest

 

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same

I am so horny... All the other Viltrumites are turned off by me. No one flirts with me. No one wants to be my fuck buddy - they think I am unfuckable. They send me from planet to planet, looking for something to fuck and, as I get better at it, they want me less and less. I am a victim of my own success... "Cumquest"... I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more, and no one sees it. Some days I feel so horny I could cum, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the universe would care... Take it in your cave.

 

[Svalbard]

Same tbh be honest

You literally have a gf who you call mommy lmao

 

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Same tbh be honest

n‎igga you aint lonely you in a lesbian relationship

 

[Svalbard]

n‎igga you aint lonely you in a lesbian relationship

Fuck finally someone agrees with me on this bitches gender

 

[Splankу]

n‎igga you aint lonely you in a lesbian relationship

Sigh having a gf doesn’t make you not lonely

 

[Deleted Member 120226]

Why

 

[chudlite67]

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im here sweetie

 

[Inanimate Pragmatist]

I am so lonely. All the other Hungarians are scared of me, they all think I am unstable.

 

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im here sweetie

bring me ghoultune

 

[chudlite67]

bring me ghoultune

im just everybodys second choice huh

 

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im just everybodys second choice huh

auuhhh...