I can’t believe Americans are real

[Deleted Member 56337]

I refuse to believe normal Americans exist. In my head the only real Americans are celebrities, influencers, and movie characters. Imagine waking up in America, going to Walmart, grabbing an overpriced coffee and just speaking English everyday. Seeing yellow school buses and using dollars like their real currency. That’s actually wild

Tagging Americans: @Whitepill @Schizotypalcel @The cat from The Matrix

 

[Schizotypalcel]

What i say about tagging me

 

[ey88]

yeah canada mogs

 

[Whitepill]

I don’t go to Walmart or drink coffee

 

[Snygg]

tag americans so i can put them in ignore

 

[Whitepill]

tag all americans so i can put them in ignore

So sigma bro

 

[Deleted Member 56337]

What i say about tagging me

Fuck you I don’t know any other American here and only tagging two ain’t it

 

[Schizotypalcel]

tag all americans so i can put them in ignore

fuck you man

 

[Mess]

Southern Asia >>> North America

 

[Decay]

Whitepill is American? Thought he was British

 

[Deleted Member 60079]

I cant believe any of you are real

 

[Snygg]

fuck you man

not you youre based

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I dont go to Walmart all the shit is locked up and the associates won't help you

 

[Deleted Member 56337]

Whitepill is American? Thought he was British

He’s fat, ofc he’s American…

 

[Deleted Member 61353]

yeah canada mogs

Yeah it does

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

yeah canada mogs

You guys aren't even real

 

[ey88]

You guys aren't even real

i sure am

and i live in an igloo and drink maple syrup and have a pet polar bear

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

i sure am

and i live in an igloo and drink maple syrup and have a pet polar bear

Get ready to be the 51st state

 

[slopslinger]

He’s fat, ofc he’s American…

why am I hearing this from your cindy aus marzahin lookin ah

 

[Deleted Member 56337]

i sure am

and i live in an igloo and drink maple syrup and have a pet polar bear

That’s exactly how I imagined it

 

[neymar]

Talking to Americans feels like talking to npcs

 

[Whitepill]

He’s fat, ofc he’s American…

I’m not fat

 

[Deleted Member 56337]

I’m not fat

Yeah in America you’re not, in Europe tho…

 

[Whitepill]

Yeah in America,m you’re not, in Europe tho…

I’m not fat in either

 

[parakiss]

Talking to Americans feels like talking to npcs

unless you're from california

 

[James Othy]

I refuse to believe normal Americans exist. In my head the only real Americans are celebrities, influencers, and movie characters. Imagine waking up in America, going to Walmart, grabbing an overpriced coffee and just speaking English everyday. Seeing yellow school buses and using dollars like their real currency. That’s actually wild

Tagging Americans: @Whitepill @Schizotypalcel @The cat from The Matrix

Which language do you speak most of the time?

 

[Deleted Member 56337]

Which language do you speak most of the time?

German

 

[neymar]

unless you're from california

Stuff like cali nyc miami get a pass

 

[James Othy]

German

Are you Austrian or Bavarian?

 

[parakiss]

Stuff like cali nyc miami get a pass

they're the it cites/states expect for miami

 

[Deleted Member 56337]

Are you Austrian or Bavarian?

I’m swabian

 

[James Othy]

I’m swabian

Well that's nice, kraut. You people and your damn Führer.

My last name should be Meyers but my father took his step dad's name.

 

[zygos]

I refuse to believe normal Americans exist. In my head the only real Americans are celebrities, influencers, and movie characters. Imagine waking up in America, going to Walmart, grabbing an overpriced coffee and just speaking English everyday. Seeing yellow school buses and using dollars like their real currency. That’s actually wild

Tagging Americans: @Whitepill @Schizotypalcel @The cat from The Matrix

What does this mean

 

[Deleted Member 56337]

What does this mean

It means I wish I was American

 

[zygos]

It means I wish I was American

just lie and say u are