i can't stop fantasizing about encountering a lion in the wild and making him my bitch via eye contact only

[Altruist]

preferably, with a bunch of people witnessing it

in the fantasy, i'm casually walking outside, trying to reach my 10k steps goal for the day, suddenly realizing there is a prime lion in front of me looking at me and ... just putting my hands in my pockets, stopping for a while and giving him that "yep. after millions of years of evolution, it has come to this. just you and me, 1 on 1. how does that make you feel?" look, after which he'd freeze in fear, start purring like a kitty, turn around and run away as fast as he could

mogs mogging other men to the moon

 

[Deleted Member 70339]

 

[Decay]

Didn’t you make a thread about masturbating to your mother’s perfume?

 

[Altruist]

Didn’t you make a thread about masturbating to your mother’s perfume?

nah, i'm not a creepy incel. you confused me for someone else

 

[iflookscouldkill]

Anyone else getting shivers?

 

[Deleted Member 79678]

this is persisting, tbh

 

[Deleted Member 79678]

in the fantasy, i'm casually walking outside, trying to reach my 10k steps goal for the day

 

[Deleted Member 77029]

preferably, with a bunch of people witnessing it

in the fantasy, i'm casually walking outside, trying to reach my 10k steps goal for the day, suddenly realizing there is a prime lion in front of me looking at me and ... just putting my hands in my pockets, stopping for a while and giving him that "yep. after millions of years of evolution, it has come to this. just you and me, 1 on 1. how does that make you feel?" look, after which he'd freeze in fear, start purring like a kitty, turn around and run away as fast as he could

mogs mogging other men to the moon

I did this with a dog

 

[Deleted Member 79678]

I did this with a dog

second best option, tbh

 

[Recai]

i got shivers from this thread