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I crashed my bike

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Lets say you are a plane. Lets say a Boeing 707. Ok you are on the runway. You let the engines rotate. 1-2-3-4. Jet engines. You turn them up. Dark smoke. Goth power, no posing. You locally heat up the globe. You let it ride. V1 rotate, with radical speed you reach your destination. Wires? Not required? Gadgets? Not required. You land on land no matter what. You land manually like a higgabigga chad. Reverse thrust on touchdown. You brake with optimism and faith. Bang 14 straight down the middle. Everyone claps.
 
What if you died
 
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