I deserve a cute MtN BF

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Title, fuck being rational or realistic it hasn't done shit for me

 

[3links2]

Title, fuck being rational or realistic it hasn't done shit for me

How will you achieve this

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

How will you achieve this

Crime, probably

 

[3links2]

Crime, probably

Which crime and how will it contribute to your goal

 

[slopslinger]

Crime, probably

you could use one of those services to write to prisoners

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Which crime and how will it contribute to your goal

Drug dealing so I can get rich enough to pull one on money since I can't rly do it with looks or personality, really anything to do with black markets

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

you could use one of those services to write to prisoners

Which charges are the least likely to cheat or do spousal abuse?

 

[3links2]

Drug dealing so I can get rich enough to pull one on money since I can't rly do it with looks or personality, really anything to do with black markets

You can't negotiate attraction
If youre white you can go to India

 

[slopslinger]

Drug dealing so I can get rich enough to pull one on money since I can't rly do it with looks or personality, really anything to do with black markets

what do you know about it, do you go on you know where? (I understand completely if you can't say)

 

[3links2]

Which charges are the least likely to cheat or do spousal abuse?

Sexual assault against a minor

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

You can't negotiate attraction
If youre white you can go to India

I've been cursed with the looksminn of being an unambigious black woman so India's not gonna work and I don't care about genuine attraction anymore that ship sailed a long time ago

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Sexual assault against a minor

Can't have kids with him if thats the case though, and the stigma from marrying a man like that is almost as bad as being undesirable and single. Maybe petty theft would be a better option?

 

[3links2]

I've been cursed with the looksminn of being an unambigious black woman and I don't care about genuine attraction anymore that ship sailed a long time ago

Marry some illegal immigrant from the slums of central america in exchange for ur green card

 

[3links2]

Can't have kids with him if thats the case though, and the stigma from marrying a man like that is almost as bad as being undesirable and single. Maybe petty theft would be a better option?

people dont go to prison for theft
Only burglary and armed robbery

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Marry some illegal immigrant from the slums of central america in exchange for ur green card

They always leave the second they can get it tho but as long as I have enough money I can make it hard for them to leave without being homeless

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

people dont go to prison for theft
Only burglary and armed robbery

Maybe drug charges like dealing?

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

what do you know about it, do you go on you know where? (I understand completely if you can't say)

What do you mean in this context?

 

[3links2]

They always leave the second they can get it tho but as long as I have enough money I can make it hard for them to leave without being homeless

Go to china or Africa

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Go to china or Africa

Much better bet lol

 

[Endlessfall]

I'm sure some guy will like you in the future