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I would hope soThis made more sense in my brain uhhh
I knew you will get meHit tweet

Trying my best queenAnyway everyone stay skinny
You wish that was you huhThis might be a little cringe uhhh don't judge and idk why I'm doing Chad and not Stacy but whatever I'm just bored heh
Anywayyyy
You wake up on your birthday
Phone screen lights up
1 New Message “Happy birthday… I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately”
It’s your ex. Again.
She’s been messaging ever since you posted that shirtless gym pic last month
You haven’t replied once. She knows she fumbled you
You roll out of bed shirtless, abs sharp, hair a mess but still effortlessly hot. You catch your reflection in the mirror... damn. You almost want to flirt with yourself. You smirk
6:45 am — Gym
You walk in and heads turn
Some random guy asks “yo bro you a model or something?”
You shrug “Not yet”
It’s a lie. You’ve had agencies DM you. You’re just chilling
You comfortably stare at the girls and they just smirk shy at you and fixing their leggings instead of thinking you're a weirdo
10:00 am — Coffee stop
The girl at the counter is visibly nervous. You’re not doing anything, just existing.
“On the house” she says when you reach for your card
You smirk, give her a wink. “You sure?”
She turns red
1:00 pm — Lunch with the boys
Your boys always joke like “Bro, you’re literally a menace to society”
“Chill man let us get some attention too”
They say it laughing but they mean it. You’re the hot friend now.
You remember when that wasn’t you
8:00 pm — Birthday dinner
Another message from your ex
“I miss you. I didn’t know what I had back then. I wish we could talk”
You don’t reply. You just post a selfie. Clean outfit, jawline on point, caption “Life’s good”
Within minutes:
- 400 likes
- 20 fire emojis
- 5 girls sliding into your DMs
One of them’s a girl you used to have a crush on in college. Now she’s asking when you’ll be in town
10:30 pm — You hit the club
You don’t buy drinks. You get handed them
Girls whisper when you pass by
You make eye contact once and now they’re tugging their friends over, pretending they’re not watching you
You let one of them come close. You barely say a word and she’s already asking if you want to come back to hers
Erm yeah that's it I ran out of ideas uhhh
Bruh this actually made me sadYou wish that was you huh![]()
I will always be here for youFriends find me
Ifykyk![]()
I mog this chadThis might be a little cringe uhhh don't judge and idk why I'm doing Chad and not Stacy but whatever I'm just bored heh
Anywayyyy
You wake up on your birthday
Phone screen lights up
1 New Message “Happy birthday… I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately”
It’s your ex. Again.
She’s been messaging ever since you posted that shirtless gym pic last month
You haven’t replied once. She knows she fumbled you
You roll out of bed shirtless, abs sharp, hair a mess but still effortlessly hot. You catch your reflection in the mirror... damn. You almost want to flirt with yourself. You smirk
6:45 am — Gym
You walk in and heads turn
Some random guy asks “yo bro you a model or something?”
You shrug “Not yet”
It’s a lie. You’ve had agencies DM you. You’re just chilling
You comfortably stare at the girls and they just smirk shy at you and fixing their leggings instead of thinking you're a weirdo
10:00 am — Coffee stop
The girl at the counter is visibly nervous. You’re not doing anything, just existing.
“On the house” she says when you reach for your card
You smirk, give her a wink. “You sure?”
She turns red
1:00 pm — Lunch with the boys
Your boys always joke like “Bro, you’re literally a menace to society”
“Chill man let us get some attention too”
They say it laughing but they mean it. You’re the hot friend now.
You remember when that wasn’t you
8:00 pm — Birthday dinner
Another message from your ex
“I miss you. I didn’t know what I had back then. I wish we could talk”
You don’t reply. You just post a selfie. Clean outfit, jawline on point, caption “Life’s good”
Within minutes:
- 400 likes
- 20 fire emojis
- 5 girls sliding into your DMs
One of them’s a girl you used to have a crush on in college. Now she’s asking when you’ll be in town
10:30 pm — You hit the club
You don’t buy drinks. You get handed them
Girls whisper when you pass by
You make eye contact once and now they’re tugging their friends over, pretending they’re not watching you
You let one of them come close. You barely say a word and she’s already asking if you want to come back to hers
Erm yeah that's it I ran out of ideas uhhh
so tuff boiiiiiFriends find me
Ifykyk![]()
Bro I woke up in the middle of the night and decided to shitpost idk what I did heren***a what
Holy fucking DNRThis might be a little cringe uhhh don't judge and idk why I'm doing Chad and not Stacy but whatever I'm just bored heh
Anywayyyy
You wake up on your birthday
Phone screen lights up
1 New Message “Happy birthday… I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately”
It’s your ex. Again.
She’s been messaging ever since you posted that shirtless gym pic last month
You haven’t replied once. She knows she fumbled you
You roll out of bed shirtless, abs sharp, hair a mess but still effortlessly hot. You catch your reflection in the mirror... damn. You almost want to flirt with yourself. You smirk
6:45 am — Gym
You walk in and heads turn
Some random guy asks “yo bro you a model or something?”
You shrug “Not yet”
It’s a lie. You’ve had agencies DM you. You’re just chilling
You comfortably stare at the girls and they just smirk shy at you and fixing their leggings instead of thinking you're a weirdo
10:00 am — Coffee stop
The girl at the counter is visibly nervous. You’re not doing anything, just existing.
“On the house” she says when you reach for your card
You smirk, give her a wink. “You sure?”
She turns red
1:00 pm — Lunch with the boys
Your boys always joke like “Bro, you’re literally a menace to society”
“Chill man let us get some attention too”
They say it laughing but they mean it. You’re the hot friend now.
You remember when that wasn’t you
8:00 pm — Birthday dinner
Another message from your ex
“I miss you. I didn’t know what I had back then. I wish we could talk”
You don’t reply. You just post a selfie. Clean outfit, jawline on point, caption “Life’s good”
Within minutes:
- 400 likes
- 20 fire emojis
- 5 girls sliding into your DMs
One of them’s a girl you used to have a crush on in college. Now she’s asking when you’ll be in town
10:30 pm — You hit the club
You don’t buy drinks. You get handed them
Girls whisper when you pass by
You make eye contact once and now they’re tugging their friends over, pretending they’re not watching you
You let one of them come close. You barely say a word and she’s already asking if you want to come back to hers
Erm yeah that's it I ran out of ideas uhhh
Istg before i opened this thread i thought "friends find me" after i read the title, lolFriends find me
Ifykyk![]()
Were you having a nightmare about ey88Bro I woke up in the middle of the night and decided to shitpost idk what I did here![]()
We share a braincelIstg before i opened this thread i thought "friends find me" after i read the title, lol
We are real n*****s thats whyWe share a braincel![]()
Nah I was having one about you thoWere you having a nightmare about ey88
I unironically had a dream about .com last night.Were you having a nightmare about ey88
Bet it was the best dream you've ever hadNah I was having one about you tho
Me too bro I also dream about .com sometimes maybe we need to spend less time on hereI unironically had a dream about .com last night.
Ive had dreams bout .org before.I unironically had a dream about .com last night.
It was in real life in the dream tooMe too bro I also dream about .com sometimes maybe we need to spend less time on here
Was I in it?I unironically had a dream about .com last night.

About what we're you dreamingIt was in real life in the dream too
It’s best i don’t share that publiclyWas I in it?![]()
I’m keeping that shit to myselfAbout what we're you dreaming
I once dreamed about .com foids getting harrased by incels and I was the white knight who defended themI’m keeping that shit to myself
Must’ve been torturous, i had a similar dreamI once dreamed about .com foids getting harrased by incels and I was the white knight who defended them