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This might be a little cringe uhhh don't judge and idk why I'm doing Chad and not Stacy but whatever I'm just bored heh

Anywayyyy

You wake up on your birthday
Phone screen lights up
1 New Message “Happy birthday… I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately”
It’s your ex. Again.
She’s been messaging ever since you posted that shirtless gym pic last month
You haven’t replied once. She knows she fumbled you

You roll out of bed shirtless, abs sharp, hair a mess but still effortlessly hot. You catch your reflection in the mirror... damn. You almost want to flirt with yourself. You smirk

6:45 am — Gym

You walk in and heads turn
Some random guy asks “yo bro you a model or something?”
You shrug “Not yet”
It’s a lie. You’ve had agencies DM you. You’re just chilling
You comfortably stare at the girls and they just smirk shy at you and fixing their leggings instead of thinking you're a weirdo

10:00 am — Coffee stop

The girl at the counter is visibly nervous. You’re not doing anything, just existing.
“On the house” she says when you reach for your card
You smirk, give her a wink. “You sure?”
She turns red

1:00 pm — Lunch with the boys

Your boys always joke like “Bro, you’re literally a menace to society”
“Chill man let us get some attention too”
They say it laughing but they mean it. You’re the hot friend now.
You remember when that wasn’t you

8:00 pm — Birthday dinner

Another message from your ex
“I miss you. I didn’t know what I had back then. I wish we could talk”
You don’t reply. You just post a selfie. Clean outfit, jawline on point, caption “Life’s good”
Within minutes:
  • 400 likes
  • 20 fire emojis
  • 5 girls sliding into your DMs
    One of them’s a girl you used to have a crush on in college. Now she’s asking when you’ll be in town

10:30 pm — You hit the club

You don’t buy drinks. You get handed them
Girls whisper when you pass by
You make eye contact once and now they’re tugging their friends over, pretending they’re not watching you
You let one of them come close. You barely say a word and she’s already asking if you want to come back to hers

Erm yeah that's it I ran out of ideas uhhh
 
This might be a little cringe uhhh don't judge and idk why I'm doing Chad and not Stacy but whatever I'm just bored heh

Anywayyyy

You wake up on your birthday
Phone screen lights up
1 New Message “Happy birthday… I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately”
It’s your ex. Again.
She’s been messaging ever since you posted that shirtless gym pic last month
You haven’t replied once. She knows she fumbled you

You roll out of bed shirtless, abs sharp, hair a mess but still effortlessly hot. You catch your reflection in the mirror... damn. You almost want to flirt with yourself. You smirk

6:45 am — Gym

You walk in and heads turn
Some random guy asks “yo bro you a model or something?”
You shrug “Not yet”
It’s a lie. You’ve had agencies DM you. You’re just chilling
You comfortably stare at the girls and they just smirk shy at you and fixing their leggings instead of thinking you're a weirdo

10:00 am — Coffee stop

The girl at the counter is visibly nervous. You’re not doing anything, just existing.
“On the house” she says when you reach for your card
You smirk, give her a wink. “You sure?”
She turns red

1:00 pm — Lunch with the boys

Your boys always joke like “Bro, you’re literally a menace to society”
“Chill man let us get some attention too”
They say it laughing but they mean it. You’re the hot friend now.
You remember when that wasn’t you

8:00 pm — Birthday dinner

Another message from your ex
“I miss you. I didn’t know what I had back then. I wish we could talk”
You don’t reply. You just post a selfie. Clean outfit, jawline on point, caption “Life’s good”
Within minutes:
  • 400 likes
  • 20 fire emojis
  • 5 girls sliding into your DMs
    One of them’s a girl you used to have a crush on in college. Now she’s asking when you’ll be in town

10:30 pm — You hit the club

You don’t buy drinks. You get handed them
Girls whisper when you pass by
You make eye contact once and now they’re tugging their friends over, pretending they’re not watching you
You let one of them come close. You barely say a word and she’s already asking if you want to come back to hers

Erm yeah that's it I ran out of ideas uhhh
You wish that was you huh 🙄
 
This might be a little cringe uhhh don't judge and idk why I'm doing Chad and not Stacy but whatever I'm just bored heh

Anywayyyy

You wake up on your birthday
Phone screen lights up
1 New Message “Happy birthday… I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately”
It’s your ex. Again.
She’s been messaging ever since you posted that shirtless gym pic last month
You haven’t replied once. She knows she fumbled you

You roll out of bed shirtless, abs sharp, hair a mess but still effortlessly hot. You catch your reflection in the mirror... damn. You almost want to flirt with yourself. You smirk

6:45 am — Gym

You walk in and heads turn
Some random guy asks “yo bro you a model or something?”
You shrug “Not yet”
It’s a lie. You’ve had agencies DM you. You’re just chilling
You comfortably stare at the girls and they just smirk shy at you and fixing their leggings instead of thinking you're a weirdo

10:00 am — Coffee stop

The girl at the counter is visibly nervous. You’re not doing anything, just existing.
“On the house” she says when you reach for your card
You smirk, give her a wink. “You sure?”
She turns red

1:00 pm — Lunch with the boys

Your boys always joke like “Bro, you’re literally a menace to society”
“Chill man let us get some attention too”
They say it laughing but they mean it. You’re the hot friend now.
You remember when that wasn’t you

8:00 pm — Birthday dinner

Another message from your ex
“I miss you. I didn’t know what I had back then. I wish we could talk”
You don’t reply. You just post a selfie. Clean outfit, jawline on point, caption “Life’s good”
Within minutes:
  • 400 likes
  • 20 fire emojis
  • 5 girls sliding into your DMs
    One of them’s a girl you used to have a crush on in college. Now she’s asking when you’ll be in town

10:30 pm — You hit the club

You don’t buy drinks. You get handed them
Girls whisper when you pass by
You make eye contact once and now they’re tugging their friends over, pretending they’re not watching you
You let one of them come close. You barely say a word and she’s already asking if you want to come back to hers

Erm yeah that's it I ran out of ideas uhhh
I mog this chad
 
This might be a little cringe uhhh don't judge and idk why I'm doing Chad and not Stacy but whatever I'm just bored heh

Anywayyyy

You wake up on your birthday
Phone screen lights up
1 New Message “Happy birthday… I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately”
It’s your ex. Again.
She’s been messaging ever since you posted that shirtless gym pic last month
You haven’t replied once. She knows she fumbled you

You roll out of bed shirtless, abs sharp, hair a mess but still effortlessly hot. You catch your reflection in the mirror... damn. You almost want to flirt with yourself. You smirk

6:45 am — Gym

You walk in and heads turn
Some random guy asks “yo bro you a model or something?”
You shrug “Not yet”
It’s a lie. You’ve had agencies DM you. You’re just chilling
You comfortably stare at the girls and they just smirk shy at you and fixing their leggings instead of thinking you're a weirdo

10:00 am — Coffee stop

The girl at the counter is visibly nervous. You’re not doing anything, just existing.
“On the house” she says when you reach for your card
You smirk, give her a wink. “You sure?”
She turns red

1:00 pm — Lunch with the boys

Your boys always joke like “Bro, you’re literally a menace to society”
“Chill man let us get some attention too”
They say it laughing but they mean it. You’re the hot friend now.
You remember when that wasn’t you

8:00 pm — Birthday dinner

Another message from your ex
“I miss you. I didn’t know what I had back then. I wish we could talk”
You don’t reply. You just post a selfie. Clean outfit, jawline on point, caption “Life’s good”
Within minutes:
  • 400 likes
  • 20 fire emojis
  • 5 girls sliding into your DMs
    One of them’s a girl you used to have a crush on in college. Now she’s asking when you’ll be in town

10:30 pm — You hit the club

You don’t buy drinks. You get handed them
Girls whisper when you pass by
You make eye contact once and now they’re tugging their friends over, pretending they’re not watching you
You let one of them come close. You barely say a word and she’s already asking if you want to come back to hers

Erm yeah that's it I ran out of ideas uhhh
Holy fucking DNR
 

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