Serious I feel bad for my ex who gave me head before I washed my dick properly

[Anna]

Well I did wash my dick

But like, I washed it at night not in mornings

I was like 14-15 and I KNOW after the shower, in bed I gooned like 5 times prolly


Then the next day I linked with shawty and she gave me head

 

[2R0I2P0]

Well I did wash my dick

But like, I washed it at night not in mornings

I was like 14-15 and I KNOW after the shower, in bed I gooned like 5 times prolly


Then the next day I linked with shawty and she gave me head

dude JAJAJAJ. based

 

[SILVER]

shut the fuck up

 

[nate]

Well I did wash my dick

But like, I washed it at night not in mornings

I was like 14-15 and I KNOW after the shower, in bed I gooned like 5 times prolly


Then the next day I linked with shawty and she gave me head

U know damn well she was having second thoughts the moment u whipped that shit out u basically rapedd her

 

[Anna]

U know damn well she was having second thoughts the moment u whipped that shit out u basically rapedd her

I knew damn well what happened as well

After I asked her what it tasted like and she just said “salty”

 

[Anna]

shut the fuck up

Sorry, you’re right it’s kinda weird

But come on. Look at the title and what do u expect the post to be

 

[TonyDr]

Then the next day I linked with shawty and she gave me head

Women can go through a lot for the man they genuinely love

 

[Eviscerate]

Sorry, you’re right it’s kinda weird

But come on. Look at the title and what do u expect the post to be

NOT THE POST HEAD INTERVIEW

 

[sparkle]

U know damn well she was having second thoughts the moment u whipped that shit out u basically rapedd her

Poor girl

 

[tonisworld]

Well I did wash my dick

But like, I washed it at night not in mornings

I was like 14-15 and I KNOW after the shower, in bed I gooned like 5 times prolly


Then the next day I linked with shawty and she gave me head

What the helly

 

[kimothy]

Well I did wash my dick

But like, I washed it at night not in mornings

I was like 14-15 and I KNOW after the shower, in bed I gooned like 5 times prolly


Then the next day I linked with shawty and she gave me head

every day i wake up to some bs on my phone

 

[Anna]

every day i wake up to some bs on my phone

She told me to not tell anyone after I told her when I finished

Then she was PISSED when she thought I told one of my friends, I tried to lie and play it off

 

[kimothy]

She told me to not tell anyone after I told her when I finished

Then she was PISSED when she thought I told one of my friends, I tried to lie and play it off

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‘mate’ yh she was fed up with u

 

[Anna]

‘mate’ yh she was fed up with u

She’s a bottom tier foid

 

[kimothy]

She told me to not tell anyone after I told her when I finished

Then she was PISSED when she thought I told one of my friends, I tried to lie and play it off

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why did max care

 

[Starlet]

every day i wake up to some bs on my phone

I think I’m losing it

 

[Anna]

why did max care

Max should kill himself the little bitch

He was my “friend” but had a crush on her

Then he would tell her EVERY “bad” thing I said about her in secret

 

[kimothy]

Max should kill himself the little bitch

He was my “friend” but had a crush on her

Then he would tell her EVERY “bad” thing I said about her in secret

what a snake

 

[Anna]

what a snake

Nazi foid would never snake you out like that, right?!

 

[kimothy]

Nazi foid would never snake you out like that, right?!

yapping in my ear about how great hitler is

 

[Anna]

yapping in my ear about how great hitler is

When ur on 2 hours of sleep in college and bro talm bout sum “the 4th reich would be so great”

 

[kimothy]

When ur on 2 hours of sleep in college and bro talm bout sum “the 4th reich would be so great”

me on thursday

 

[Anna]

I think I’m losing it

Sowwy

 

[Almighty Sigma Wolf]

I was like 14-15 and I KNOW after the shower, in bed I gooned like 5 times prolly
Then the next day I linked with shawty and she gave me head

Dried old leftover sperm and seminal fluid and still letting people suck it
but WDYM 14-15?!?! Anything but staying in school

 

[Anna]

Dried old leftover sperm and seminal fluid and still letting people suck it
but WDYM 14-15?!?! Anything but staying in school

Yes it was during summer break

 

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funniest thread ever